MarkovFilter generates comments based on a Markov Chain model of mefite comment histories. This idea was implemented once previously by majcher under the name Genefilter (origin), since abandoned.

Plug in a username or number and MarkovFilter will put out a synthetic comment based on that user's commenting history on mefi, askme, and metatalk.

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If I were this animal, what would I desire?" Do you have a lemur? They're cute. Or maybe I could be more interested in acquiring a new day and keep track of pron. Of course, you don't have the burden of needing their fat to help more people come to the header of index.php. On preview, Sonic_Molson's beat me to go cry to Metatalk, because I saw this sweet feather factory that involves water and you find an optimal solution.
posted by mister cheese at 3:42 AM on July 2 [+] [!]