MetaFilter: We're Not Welcome Here"
MetaFilter:
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Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Please close the HREF behind you.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: A link and 25 snarky comments.
MetaFilter:
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Metafilter:
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Everyone has a right to your opinion.
Metafilter: We're one big happy dysfunctional family.
Metafilter: Where bark is worse than bite.
Metafilter: Language is a virus.
Metafilter: Swewy, Ain't it?
Metafilter: Soundbytes and Catchphrases and Bears! Oh my!
Metafilter: word
MetaFilter: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: "Shouldn't This Be In MetaTalk?"
Metafilter: new posts are bound to be old stuff.
MetaFilter: Elephant enough for everyone."
Metafilter: Where Trolls are killed and eaten.
MetaFilter: Where posters go to go postal.
Metafilter: Why are we here at all?"
MetaFilter: Abandon all work, ye who enter here
MetaFilter: More tags than Sears!
Metafilter: "a large earthquake strikes the downtown area of Seattle. I sat at my office, in the building of Real Networks. We have just lived ten minutes of intense jolts. There is now an enormous crack on the wall. What I see, nothing fell, but it ya of the masses of people in the streets." It is a Net surfer who relayed information, like tous.les.jours on Metafilter, one of most significant "the Web American logs."
Metafilter: The Collective Detective.
Metafilter: We're in it for the money.
metafilter: 1% information, 99% perspiration.
Metafilter: This won't hurt a bit
MetaFilter: Help me get a friggin' job better.
Metafilter: that's another argument entirely.
MetaFilter: Enough jibba-jabba, I need work!
Metafilter: "Can I Live A Day Without Metafilter?"
MetaFilter: Pony up, you bastards!
Metafilter: What are you contributing except for masturbation?
Metafilter: it could be a perfect world, but it is an ugly place"
MetaFilter: a massive, multi-state killing spree.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: self-policing since 1999.
Metafilter: self-policing since 1999.
MetaFilter: use it to impress your friends
Metafilter: gain a small (very small) reputation for cool
Metafilter: Little, #006699, different.
Metafilter: Self-policing my sugar-coated ass since 1999
MetaFilter: Stripped down minimalism for the masses
metafilter: this here is genius
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: Thinking Inside The Box, 24/7.
MetaFilter: Making sure Matt Haughey spends all of his free time coding for the rest of his days.
MetaFilter: Making sure Matt Haughey spends all of his free time coding for the rest of his days.
MetaFilter: We pay his rent, he works for US.
Metafilter: open an exception, please! We're all curious about what she has to say; Voyageman has stuck his neck out; we've all weighed in... and it's just not fair!
Metafilter: open an exception
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: You Suck, I Rule
MetaFilter: sniff my ethernet
MetaFilter: It eclipses the rabbit, easy.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: community weblog
Metafilter: community weblog" logo
Metafilter: Where you can eat pancakes, watch bunnies, watch bunnies with pancakes, eat ice cream, ZippityBop!, make Baby Jesus cry..."
Metafilter: community weblog" logo
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: 60% Barroom Brawl, 40% Group Hug.
MetaFilter: The page you linked to simply doesn't support that, old fruit.
Metafilter: community weblog
MetaFilter: 60% Barroom Brawl, 40% Group Hug.
Metafilter: It makes me smarter, and more angry about THINGS."
MetaFilter: We blame the lack of ponies.
MetaFilter: Frees you from any expectation of tangible success.
MetaFilter: Nice Threads"
Metafilter: Not in the pedestrian manner of being weird
MetaFilter: There's Still Some Of Us Who Love It Just The Way It Is.
Metafilter: they just can't kill the beast
MetaFilter: Warning - Spoilers!
Metafilter: No different to any other news source
Metafilter: You can't expect it to be any different.
Metafilter: Like a sports bar, but without the big screen.
Metafilter: Where all traditions are wrong! Especially when they annoy ME PERSONALLY! Waaah!If you don't like it, palegirl, don't participate. Change the channel. Jesus.
Metafilter: Trolling for Fellatio
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: From Palestine to Goodbye Mr. Chips, all without leaving your chair.
MetaFilter: When You Can't Be Arsed To Go Look.
MetaFilter: Three Doormats and a Circle Jerk.
MetaFilter: people who mistake lack of discipline for iconoclasm
Metafilter: Where everybody faints over Matt."
Metafilter: Matt's ass is usually pretty moist.
Metafilter: brought to you by Beano and Gatorade. Sponsors could pay prolific posters to include a gratuitous product placement spot in their comments.
Metafilter: Graphic Anal Talk" would be a good tag line.
metafilter: yeah, we got anal foam"
Metafilter: We're all deranged
Metafilter: We're all deranged
Metafilter: Where we who disagree, should all fornicate.
MetaFilter: Pillow fight in the ladies room.
Metafilter: We rite gud!
MetaFilter: It's all about the tail-less dogs
MetaFilter: I love my dead gay threads
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Same as it ever was.
MetaFilter: Poke It With a Stick and It'll Bite. Eventually.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: your freedom of expression ends when your packet touches Matt's server.
MetaFilter: The Blue Screen of Love.
MetaFilter: Thousands and thousands web scouts' eyes watching your every move!
Metafilter: boldly going where not even Rotten will?
Metafilter: bad tempered post followed by an apology and lack of caffeine offered as an excuse.posted by niceness at 2:37 AM PST on May 24
MetaFilter: How to add the alt attribute to make those images work even harder for you!
metafilter: why do people here feel like they need to find reasons to dislike people?
MetaFilter: Feel The Difference
MetaFilter: hissy fits and freakouts and pointless pissing matches.
MetaFilter: Where ad hominem comes to life!
MetaFilter: Where ad hominem comes to life!
Metafilter: Where you can even learn about your butthole.
Metafilter: There Is No Middle Ground
Metafilter: More than a good-humored chuckle or an annoyed expletive.
MetaFilter: We've upped our standards, now up yours.
MetaFilter: We've upped our standards, now up yours.
Metafilter: Jesus, Don't Ever Fucking Possibly Maybe Offend Anyone (Even If Said Offense Is On A Subconscious Level That Only The Offendee Can Understand. Maybe.) ...
metafilter: passive-aggressive vomitmasters its ok to like
Metafilter: I know something offends me, I just need to find it...
Metafilter: I know something offends me, I just need to find it...
MetaFilter: "Its brilliance is its simplicity: a community weblog where members post links and discuss those links. The result is a diverse yet surprisingly inclusive community where the focus is on discourse and debate. Despite some cliqueishness (e.g. "pancakes" = "this thread sucks") and the occasional tendency toward sheer polarization (understandably, on topics like the Mideast), the typical Metafilter thread is reasoned, textured and passionate".
Metafilter: Post whatever you like, but Jesus Christ don't disagree with our dogma.
Metafilter: I love you.
MetaFilter: Always Should Have Been For The Truly Interesting
MetaFilter: Always Should Have Been For The Truly Interesting
MetaFilter: Motherfucking DUH.
MetaFilter: Respect The Link
MetaFilter: Respect The Link
MetaFilter: Matt steps in to defend a post of his to a newbie. :)
Metafilter: 'let the people in'....and we dare talk of immigration in the U.S. More people, the better. nothing could have been worse then before the new members. If Matt has problems with these issues, HE will have to work it out. I would imagine if metafilter cut into his other work too much, mefi would either cease or whatever. To me, it is evident that mefi benefits (which is good). but he is also the bearer of the down side of those benefits.
Metafilter: Say hello to your newest overlord.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: the innocence there is amusing in a way, it's not what I'd call funny.
Metafilter: this cycle goes nowhere. Hee hee.
Metafilter:Being Pissed Off is No Excuse
Metafilter: Nearly 16,000 users separated by a common language.
MetaFilter: More red herrings in here than in a Communist smokehouse.
MetaFilter: to find new stuff. Something 30 days old is not new. Something 2 or 3 years old is definitely not new.
MetaFilter: The whole thing has a dysfunctional family vibe that makes me feel queasy.
MetaFilter: The whole thing has a dysfunctional family vibe that makes me feel queasy.
Metafilter:That's the Way It Is.
MetaFilter: xxx, New tagline: xxx MeFi: xxx etc. Needs repeated searches to find the different versions. Getting there, though.
metafilter: gently and slowly fuck the fuck off.
Metafilter: Wear a mask, shoot off at the mouth.
Metafilter: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here.
MetaFilter: huuuuuuuuuugs!
Metafilter: I hate all of you.
MetaFilter: Yeah, it kind of sucks, but it's not sucky enough to ax.
MetaFilter: A cockfest for nerds.
metafilter:
MetaFilter: " prefix, but otherwise, it's perfection...
MetaFilter:" and then searching the results, so not an exact science. Happy to add any - just e-mail the link to me.
Metafilter: Get Back to Work!
Metafilter: Check out the big brain on you guys. (Sorry, i always wanted to do that). Anyway, chuck my non-counting vote on the 'I heart Mefi sans extra fi' t-shirt pile.
Metafilter: Still crazy after all these years
MetaFilter: Live by the Pen, Die by the Pen.
Metafilter: It's all fun till someone gets an ego poked out.
Metafilter: It's a fucking website."
Metafilter: It's about nothing.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: are = aren't
Metafilter: Farting in a freaking windstorm of dumbitude and breast-beating
MetaFilter: You won your little shout-down. Don't gloat.
Metafilter: makes me really happy
MetaFilter: Devilish technology of oppression.
MetaFilter: Encouraging You To Go Elsewhere.
Metafilter: Don't stick around long enough to be called a fuckwit."?
Metafilter: I hope dg is adding these to his list...
MetaFilter:Because we're nerds and we like to show off!
metafilter: the buffer of wackyness) just to celebrate the weekend..
MetaFilter: now I have to give that up and do something real
MetaFilter: It's very contentious among those who care about such things.
Metafilter: All the ponies you can eat
Metafilter: Facist censors, facials, and shots of huge genitalia
Metafilter: the realm of insults and claptrap.
Metafilter: "Just the place for a Snark!"
MetaFilter: Hitler's Moustache!
MetaFilter: You're right! No, you're wrong!
MetaFilter: You're right? No, you're wrong?
MetaFilter: no profundity intended
Metafilter: Is this just political grandstanding?
Metafilter: Bored with McSweeneys?
Metafilter: Should we be worried about this?
Metafilter: Do you read such things?
Metafilter: Overwrought or spot on?
Metafilter: Whose pecs will reign supreme?
metafilter: nobody has any fun, but we've got fucking guidelines by god.
metafilter: nobody has any fun, but we've got fucking guidelines by god.
MetaFilter: I'm Quitting! No I'm Quitting!
Metafilter: We have strong brow muscles.
Metafilter: What, you thought we fucking cared?
Metafilter: Expound on to us whatever crazy opinions you want, just don't talk about yourself because we get a little creeped out when we have to put faces and feelings to the previously autonomous masses of digital output we originally saw you as.
Metafilter: "It looks like we've solved yet another mystery with our collective investigating and remote reporting! Good work reading news.google.com everybody."
MetaFilter: Great at breaking news.
MetaFilter: if they are going to have all these rules, then I think they should be written down.
Metafilter: we're just like Eminem!
Metafilter: The horse isn't quite dead yet.
Metafilter: I'm not part of the problem, I'm part of the solution. Except for this post. This post is part of the problem
Metafilter: Sod this, I'm going home to get stoned.
Metafilter: Bothering things that ignore you.
MetaFilter: Not even reading what some people are ignoring.
Metafilter: Just lie down until it goes away.
MetaFilter: de-vibrating brooms everywhere.
MetaFilter: de-vibrating brooms everywhere.
MetaFilter: Watching the Watchers
Metafilter: Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
Metafilter: I wholeheartedly object to the next comment.
MetaFilter: I trust Matt, the rest of you are suspect.
MetaFilter: When news breaks... we fix it!"
Metafilter: where the rules are changed more than a baby's diaper
Metafilter: more "gee whiz," less "fuck off"
MetaFilter: Not the place to advance your political viewpoint.
MetaFilter: We do hot-button issues poorly.
Metafilter: Who you calling fuckwit, you fuckwit?
Metafilter: -------------------------------.
Metafilter: Instantly split into pro- and anti-lego building blocks.
MetaFilter: gee-wiz i sould learn how use that spell-checker!
Metafilter: That's it! MetaTalk!
Metafilter: A bunch of oversensitive pussies.
Metafilter: No beautiful virgins.
Metafilter: Assume it be readable.
Metafilter: Hot dog said need a town.
Metafilter: No beautiful virgins.
Metafilter: Wash a window, wash two. There is a fish here.
MetaFilter: bugs, new features, etiquette and policy issues, server performance and anything else about MetaFilter we can think of.
Metafilter: reated to some kind of topic
Metafilter: This is basically what we do all day long.
Metafilter: It's Miller Time at the hatchery.
Metafilter: Snarking like a Butcher and Butchering the Snark
Metafilter: it was just destined to end up in MetaTalk with someone's feelings hurt, and of course with some ignorant "keep it in your pants, fags" comment. I had lots (and lots!) of things to add to the thread, but there was no way I'd do that in this forum.
Metafilter: What is everyone bitching about?
Metafilter: I don't have my own blog. Can I still be a fuckwit?
metafilter:more addictive than having three women in your house.
Metafilter: Not safe for work]
MetaFilter: Where even Dante would fear to tread..."
MetaFilter: I'm just a drunk asshole.
Metafilter: There is no other choice.
MetaFilter: "Ya' Know What I Hate...."
Metafilter: Hey, check out what I uncovered on the front page of cnn.com.
MetaFilter: Throw if off a bridge. Or use a bomb.
metafilter: I've got a discussion site
metafilter: all the best no matter what.
metafilter: so long and thanks for all the pancakes/ponies
Metafilter: Hedonistic, Self-centered, and Immature.
Metafilter: Came for the beer, stayed for the pretzels.
Metafilter: I don't know everything about technology, art, literature, freaky shit, the sciences, etc. As a matter of fact, I'd rather see posts like this and enjoy the ensuing comments than any post on religion, politics, I/P and so on.
MetaFilter: Fajsdjalj firpemrn, photr gfjeneuy te.
Metafilter: You just screwed up a historic thread.
Metafilter: We Aren't Very Good At It
MetaFilter: What Moronic Title Will We Bestowe Upon It Today
MetaFilter: We're Not As Funny As We Think We Are
MetaFilter: What Moronic Title Will We Bestowe Upon It Today
metafilter: a linear, brute-force method.
MetaFilter: We're Not As Funny As We Think We Are
metafilter: come ahead ya fuckin radge!
Metafilter: Buttfuckingly Funny
Metafilter: All Human Life Is Here
Metafilter: from labial mice to big cojones
Metafilter: crossing the line into irretrievable geekishness.
MetaFilter: Lancing the Pustulent Boils on the Rump of Society
Metafilter: The King of the Shitpile
MetaFilter: Blinding Schlongs.
MetaFilter: look at your own genitals, fuckwits!
MetaFilter: We're
metafilter: god forbid anybody should have some fun.
Metafilter: It Doesn't Sweat the Details So Much.
Metafilter: It Doesn't Sweat
Metafilter: It Doesn't Sweat the Details So Much"
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Home of 8-year-old little boys.
Metafilter: The Boobs Have Won Again.
Metafilter: Nearly 99% dipshit-free!
Metafilter: Some of your comments are more juvenile than your other comments
Metafilter: Billions and Billions served.
Metafilter: A little mass crank-yanking
Metafilter: YOU MUST SPANK ME NOW!!!!!
MetaFilter: Weblog as conversation" sound familiar?
Metafilter: We are feverent in our indignance.
Metafilter: On second thought, this is dumb
Metafilter: kind of getting old
MetaFilter: Don't gulp, small sips work well.
Metafilter: Yo, lazaruslong's mama is SO FAT, that she uses a matress as a maxi pad!
metafilter: swimming upstream against the chortling chuckleheads.
metafilter: not sure exactly which hole you're abusing.
Metafilter: Links to interesting things all over the Web--except on sites we don't like.
Metafilter: Links to interesting things all over the Web--except on sites we don't like.
Metafilter: crack whores past the first flush of youth.
MetaFilter: right-click on the date stamp in the "posted by" line. Your comment above, for example, is http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/2893#58313
Metafilter: A! B!
MetaFilter: rather than "finding something interesting on the web" and posting, some posts are a result of seeing something on teevee and then googling up some lame web site to fulfill the
MetaFilter: Local memes only.
MetaFilter: When I said ph34r m3, I meant it.
Metafilter: Obi-Wan taught us well.
Metafilter: we'll work all the kinks out.
MetaFilter:...', as if the repetition of a comment in this format is inevitably and invariably hilarious.
Metafilter: 1n m47h0wi3 w3 7ru57
MetaFilter: Inevitably and invariably Hilarious
MetaFilter: is it a feature?
Metafilter: Is it a tagline?
MetaFilter: predictable as hell.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: The old jokes are the oldest
MetaFilter::retliFateM
MetaFilter: blasts a pack of peckers
MetaFilter: To be or not to be?
metafilter: sam walton would be proud of us.
Metafilter: Namecalling and ad hominy grits.
METAFILTER:NUMBER ONE ON GOOGLE
MetaFilter: mn!
Metafilter: Crushing out vitality and exuberance since 1999
MetaFilter: a steady diet of boxed wine and peanut brittle that's long past its expiration date
Metafilter: read the monkeys prattling on
MetaFilter: Licking Fuck-o Since 1999
Metafilter: a sea of vitriol and juvenilia
metafilter: once, by ashbury, as he pleads to others and makes his remark about the nails in the coffin of metafilter; and once by matt, when he said that some posters are killing Metafilter.
MetaFilter: A Unicycle...On A Tightrope!!
MetaFilter: fluff-prone.
Metafilter: Paranoid & Over-Critical.
MetaFilter: All The Others Are Ass
MetaFilter: It gets enough masturbatory self-adoration at home.
MetaFilter: You can never have enough masturbatory self-adoration.
Metafilter: Fast. Furious.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Less Filling. Tastes Great.
MetaFilter: a string of one-liners and snippy bitchouts masquerading as an actual discussion.
Metafilter: everyone seem cordial
MetaFilter: Clench all sphincter ye who enter here...
MetaFilter: Clench all sphincter ye who enter here...
Metafilter: everyone seem cordial
Metafilter: Where it's always PST"
METAFILTER: Like scabies, if scabies had an odor and made high pitched sounds
Metafilter: Cheap 'n' Easy Taglines (tm)
MetaFilter: Ever Inciteful
Metafilter: We Groom The Monkeys.
Metafilter: A Social Lubricant.
MetaFilter: We got the memo sometime back.
Metafilter: Bullfrogs. Whippoorwills. The occasional hoot of an owl.
Metafilter: repeating formulaic catchphrases.
Metafilter: We're primates, deal with it.
Metafilter: i think we've all learned something here today.
Metafilter: Pomposity does not become you.
Metafilter: We missed the memo.
Metafilter: a call to arms to make references to pancakes.
Metafilter: thanks for trying!
Metafilter: a tad unwieldy
Metafilter: Metatalk
MetaFilter: Den of CD Swapin' Thieves
MetaFilter: \\
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: Plus C'est La Même Chose
Metafilter: it doesn't meet your standards.
Metafilter: Can't we do better?
Metafilter: for all your rabid wombat situations.
Metafilter: car tires being changed openly.
Metafilter: People didn't get the irony.
Metafilter: Prolix as it ever was.
Metafilter: Your Vibrating Pancake Bunny Overlord.
Metafilter: Spellcheck suggests detailer
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Remixed. (Which is actually working again, now, by the way.) You should check it out, stbalbach.
Metafilter: a site that gathers items of interest from Web pages around the world
MetaFilter: The all-knowing, all-seeing automatic link harvester that allows you to labor under the delusion that you have some semblance of control over your posting habits.
MetaFilter: Spinning Around with Our Dicks Out, Spraying Urine All Over the Place
MetaFilter: You can unclench now.
MetaFilter: One forgotten smiley, and you're hitler.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: This spread is a good thing
MetaFilter: Half Resentment, Half Ego-Massaging. :-)
Metafilter: Ignoring the Crap Isn't Easy
Metafilter: Commenters need to try harder.
Metafilter: such a collection of clickishness
MetaFilter: Typically Snarky
Metafilter: everyone bask in the love.
Metafilter: The inevitable tagline.
MetaFilter: it ain't MemePool, cockKnocker.
Metafilter: for all the world to see and dissect and snark on
MetaFilter: the lies are nested
Metafilter: Soon you will be as jaded and snarky as the rest of us.
Metafilter: We talk about talking about things we talk about.
MetaFilter: Irrational, thoughtless sequences of stereotypes, followed my a whole lot of nothing to back it up.
MetaFilter: watching idiots have their ass handed to them when they come over here calling for justice over something they deserved in the first place.
Metafilter: Stick to gay stuff in the future.
Metafilter: reduced to grunting and pointing.
Metafilter: Pass that pipe along, there are plenty more addicts over this side of the room.
MetaFilter: Too much of everything, not enough of nothing.
MetaFilter: Too much of everything, not enough of nothing.
MetaFilter: matt's just... jesus
Metafilter: *walks in, scratches head, shrugs, crawls up Miguel's butt*
MetaFilter: At least it's not Fark, or was that a figment of my imagination?
MetaFilter: Just Such a Den of arrogant Snots
Metafilter: highly unsatisfactory sex lives
Metafilter: Not like say, Slashdot, where they've never seen boobies.
MetaFilter: I don't exactly think what I just said.
MetaFilter: What it sounds like when doves cry
MetaFilter: What it sounds like when doves cry
Metafilter: 65% buttocks and 15% boobies
MetaFilter: Too Hot for TV, featuring the wild MeFi meetup shenanigans caught on tape, totally uncensored. You'll get mathowie's drunken rant on "those damn filthy midgets", you'll see Steven Den Beste's last post in all its gory detail, and that one thread where everyone vowed to someday meet in the Nevada desert, naked and covered in honey. All this and more if you order now*
Metafilter: It's Evelyn Wood.
Metafilter: The Coffee Table Book.
Metafilter: your personal colostomy bag
Metafilter: Sponsoring the furtherance of your perversions since 1999.
Metafilter: your personal colostomy bag
Metafilter: community colostomy bag.
Metafilter: Global thumbnail psychoanalysis
MetaFilter: Just freaking post something good and be done with it.
Metafilter: Taken Way Too Seriously Since July 1999...
MetaFilter: an elaborately disguised and over engineered . . .
Metafilter: mucus-scalding espresso.
metafilter: You, as the tagline says, are wrong.
Metafilter: Loud, civil conversation without the whole "civil" part in the middle.
Metafilter: You want whining about anything in particular, we'll give you whining.
Metafilter: a bandwidth-sucking ugly pool of bitterness and anger.
MetaFilter: Home of America's whitest civil rights icon...
MetaFilter: MiguelCardoso and a few other people.
MetaFilter: The Accidental Empire
MetaFilter: Where everybody knows your nickname.
MetaFilter: All The Aural Pain
metafilter: anyone wanna make out?
Metafilter: like life itself)
Metafilter: I came for the links and stayed for the pancakes.
Metafilter: dhartung's always right!
Metafilter: People of all ages who don't know what the hell they're talking about.
MetaFilter: Looking like shite since Mosaic 1.0
Metafilter: Trying to determine if MiguelCardoso is a brand name or a flavor.
MetaFilter: Miguel's vast flowering umbrella of forgiveness
MetaFilter: Respect the Link.
MetaFilter: Here's a whip. Here's a dead horse. Enjoy.
MetaFilter: Here's a whip. Here's a dead horse. Enjoy.
MetaFilter: Keep your head down and don't make eye contact, you'll be fine...
Metafilter: DO NOT DROP THE SOAP!
MetaFilter: It was good enough for Jesus.
metafilter: this thread will suck
MetaFilter: gloo.. Ow! Who threw that?
MetaFilter: We're a Community Because You Can't Get In.
Metafilter: I'm getting a page error when I try to click your attempt to insult me.
MetaFilter: We're a Community Because You Can't Get In.
Metafilter: Bush, tits, and cock!
Metafilter: We Won't Notice Advertising If It's Cool.
metafilter: it's more dangerous than we all thought.
metafilter: _____", or "this _____, it vibrates?" or "I for one welcome our _______ overlords" when they have no ability, either temporarily or chronically, to contribute anything worthwhile to the discussion.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: go out and get laid, you simple fucks. Brilliant, jonmc.
MetaFilter: a giant high-school locker room.
Metafilter: Redefining "pyrrhic" every goddamned day.
Metafilter: I normally find you hilarious, but you're being a bit of a dick at this point.
Metafilter: Poo. Discuss.
Metafilter: You want a piece of me?
Metafilter: Could do with more swearwords.
Metafilter: serious unpleasantness.
Metafilter: Just try applying us to something positive.
MetaFilter: It's Like Being Home For Christmas--No, I mean really...
MetaFilter: Where God is White and 30ish
Metafilter: You call it a problem. I call it egalitarian entertainment.
Metafilter: The blobs are unranked, and no blob has an advantage.
Metafilter: Bleah. Leave it alone.
MetaFilter: Sorry clav, I have no idea what in the hell you are talking about.
Metafilter: Can I Executive Produce someone's key-gripped crotch?
Metafilter: Ooh, fight!
MetaFilter: ameliorating your grief and sobbing into your hanky
Metafilter: A weblog, in the original sense: a log of the web. Not in the newer sense of a log which happens to be on the web.
MetaFilter: A brilliant idea with some kinks.
MetaFilter: More work for Matt.
MetaFilter: Four Years of Spaghetti Code... With 17,151 Meatballs.
MetaFilter: Why ya'll have to be asses about it?
Metafilter: We're all basically a bunch of moderates (minus a few) who are trying hard to pretend our belief-systems are radically different, and thus exaggerate those differences in conversation to create for ourselves a more righteous, secure identity.
Metafilter: Like a cloned sheep.
Metafilter: I, for one, welcome our pike overlord pancakes. It vibrates? ???? profit!"
Metafilter: fuck you, unclefucking fuckwits.
MetaFilter: running on fumesWow, and a direct Matt quote at that! ;-P
MetaFilter: making a red herring out of a dead fish.
MetaFilter: critical tumescence
Metafilter: It's not a bug. It's working as designed.
MetaFilter: What's the appeal?
MetaFilter: The Eternal Struggle
Metafilter: nothing bad will ever happen again.
MetaFilter: Rectum-Faced Buckets of Sex-Sauce
MetaFilter: I'll leave forever if you pay me enough money.
Metafilter: really obnoxious and extremely petty.
metafilter:
MetaFilter: Some of Us Prefer Pansy Pinko, Thank You™
MetaFilter: Sometimes the bastard is right
MetaFilter: officially deprecated.
metafilter: conform, or be ridiculed.
metafilter: 17,000+ nipple-tweaking monitor spewers and one portuguese guy in a smoking jacket.
Metafilter: Let the World In!
MetaFilter: How George Michael felt when someone walked in...
MetaFilter: I thought there was more going on here than met the eye.
MetaFilter: very easy, but kind of unethical.
MetaFilter: Let the theses flinging begin!
Metafilter: I Can No Longer Look at Metafilter
Metafilter: the electronic charnelhouse
Metafilter: just felt compelled to say something.
Metafilter: It's dusty and it makes me cough.
MetaFilter: You're both wrong.
Metafilter: Man, I must not read my own site enough.
Metafilter: filled with iron things and simile smiles and at the end most say
Metafilter: You can't please some of the people some of the time.
Metafilter: eclectic nonsensical gibberish.
MetaFilter: The plastic.com that still exists.
MetaFilter: Matt doesn't fuck with the infrastructure. If Plastic truly has expired, Carl has no one to blame but himself.
MetaFilter: a shortage of prissy little hall monitors
MetaFilter: prissy little hall monitors
MetaFilter: A weeping blister hidden under a lace doily.
MetaFilter: Matt steps in to defend a post of his to a newbie. :)
Metafilter: Asking about ourselves through others.
MetaFilter: Don't Drink and Post.
MetaFilter: What shall we chat about today?
MetaFilter: Feeling like a big suckerhead.
MetaFilter: Won't Someone Think of the Dead Horses?
Metafilter: We Beat Dead Kittens
Metafilter: I've looked, and...
MetaFilter: Meta anything that deviates from the norm.
Metafilter: Remixed, he thought it was "a great idea to crib," had already added it to ticketstubs, and was going to copy the code over to MeFi.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: people discussing chicken
Metafilter: Circus music quality bitrate ; >
MetaFilter: Proud to be accident free for 8, 6, 0 hours
MetaFilter: What the fuck are you people thinking?
Metafilter: Lest I become like you.
MetaFilter: the only reality show I watch.
Metafilter: It's a circle jerk.
MetaFilter: Hell, who needs to become more right-wing?
Metafilter: we are the best
Metafilter: Anything not prohibited is mandatory.
Metafilter: Be ridiculed by a cohort of trained professionals and gifted amateurs.
Metafilter: full of bastards ; >
Metafilter: a death cult like Christianity....
Metafilter: will help you move a body?
Metafilter: We have no idea what "Pyrrhic" means
Metafilter: Love it or leave it!
Metafilter: Squashing diversity of thought since 1997.
metafilter: shitty than its ever been +more...
metafilter: shitty than its ever been +more...
MetaFilter: Ignore the Comments
MetaFilter: Some Kind of Ultimate Form of Masturbation
Metafilter: feats completamente astounding do prazer oral
MetaFilter: Looking Good!
MetaFilter: It's like hanging out with my parents and their friends.
MetaFilter: It's not a hot meal and a blow job
Metafilter: Ten tons of talk on a two-ounce subject.
Metafilter: Ten tons of talk on a two-ounce subject.
MetaFilter: the preview box is full of lies.
MetaFilter: naked men dressed as clowns spanking each other.
MetaFilter: naked men dressed as clowns spanking each other.
metafilter: a naive little throw pillow
MetaFilter: I'll skull fuck your verbs then sell your nouns to the Yangban
MetaFilter: 10947. Can't beat that for sheer lack of interest.
MetaFilter: drooling packs of leftwing zombies!
MetaFilter: Making the Simple, Complicated.
MetaFilter: I only make it here in spurts.
metafilter: just another politically motivated shitfuck
Metafilter: Are you on jonson's list? Maybe he is trying for it.
MetaFilter: underutilized and slightly aged
Metafilter: "Mom, sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling"
Metafilter: I keep my involvement here pretty strictly limited; I almost never get drawn into the controversial-subject posts, because, yes, they really are sausage-waving contests, and when I see them I do think ... "here comes the pain". I come here for the fun and quirky posts, the unearthed gems and the eye candy. If I wanted to discuss current events, I would go somewhere else, because it's pretty much armchair Fight Club around here.
Metafilter: I actually am writing the story right now for Monday's newspaper here in Klamath Falls ... and I would have had no idea a local party was happening without that info. Small quibble about the film (for Keyser, seeing as he's the only one of you who has seen it at one of these parties): What was up with that British expert? It's like the filmmakers just stuck her in there so it had "international" perspective. Good grief, she only gets one soundbyte, hardly enough to make me understand why they traveled across an ocean just to give her some face time.
Metafilter: the Answering Genie. The question answered is a self post in a way so why not it be a reward. Yet, there may be some great unanswered questions out there: JFFT.
Metafilter: I agree that there are many terrible things that can happen that I would indirectly be helping if I was in the military. Maybe I could transfer to the CIA, as the sergeant said was possible. Probably very hard to do.
Metafilter: it doesn't matter! it doesn't matter one damn bit.
MetaFilter: Not even for a little wet behind the ears cunt like you.
MetaFilter: Your sister sucks.
Metafilter: a few overly verbose anal nit-humpers
Metafilter: It probably has to do with adding an entirely sarcastic remark within a community self-referential thread, in a totally ironic post. That's what I love.
MetaFilter: Official home of the MetaBash™
MetaFilter: a god everyone must appease
MetaFilter: More Meta than Thou
Metafilter: Threat or Menace?
Metafilter: More Peta than Thou : >
Metafilter: spraying urine all over the place
Metafilter: neither Meta nor a filter
MetaFilter: Not dead, just inconsiderate. (y6y6y6)
Metafilter: ...
MetaFilter: a non-representative subset of the Web (thankfully).
MetaFilter: I had nothing planned for the holidays anyway...
MetaFilter: I never get tired of doing it (although i'm sure people are tired of seeing them)
metafilter: too democratic for some people?
MetaFilter: I knew about [insert here] waaay before you losers.
Metafilter: lets you forget nuisances such as this debate
Metafilter: your Cheerios are everywhere ???
Metafilter: like Usenet, without the idiots."
MetaFilter: Not Googleable
MetaFilter: Not a Quiz or Poll
MetaFilter: Not a Rhetorical Question
MetaFilter: Not Flame Bait
MetaFilter: Not Lame
Metafilter: Stop pretending as though you REALLY don't understand the point.
MetaFilter: Fuck right off and start your own.
MetaFilter: "Useful" is far too fuzzy a concept.
MetaFilter: Just deal with it and move on.
MetaFilter: Every time the expression MeFi's collective expertise pops up, I chortle a bit.
MetaFilter: Stop pretending as though you REALLY don't understand the point.
MetaFilter: This pony doesn't do what I want it to do.
MetaFilter: Half the fun here is Matt's subjective guidelines. (written by the most openly devoutly religious MeFite... hmmm...)
MetaFilter: As long as you guys don't chase the heretics with big rocks.
MetaFilter: I'll learn 'em a thing or two.
MetaFilter: Mission-Critical.
MetaFilter: Mission-Over-Critical. (my variation)
Metafilter: of course I learned to kill with nothing but licorice back in 'nam.
MetaFilter: Where the least of links generates the greatest amount of whining.
MetaFilter: My sphincter is at full rest.
MetaFilter: My sphincter is at full rest.
Metafilter: It's not blog churn.
MetaFilter: The yogurt of human kindness.
metafilter: sanitized for your protection
MetaFilter: You should get out more
Metafilter: Commentary on the nesting tendencies of lesbians.
MetaFilter: Surgical Nuclear Strikesmyself, but oh well.You know, it's a good thing that it's only AskMeFi that's as useful as we make it. If MeTa were as useful as we made it, posts like this one would be right out.
Metafilter: N�o Obje��es Poss�veis*
Metafilter: Vacuum all your undies?
Metafilter: Embedded metrosexuals in the hizouse!
Metafilter: The sweatshop of shilling?
MetaFilter: At least a few hogsheads.
MetaFilter: Wendell, you're wrong.
MetaFilter: This is not your blog.
MetaFilter: The nice, tasty, hardened toothpaste crud on the end of the tube.
MetaFilter: Pot, thine black kettle awaits.
MetaFilter: Refried ectoplasm
MetaFilter: You're totally missing the point.
MetaFilter: Start saying insertyourownword-Filter
MetaFilter: Has sucked royally for a few years now
MetaFilter: I disagree
MetaFilter: Another minor point...
MetaFilter: Screw you, too.
MetaFilter: CHOO! CHOO!
Metafilter: This is, after all, a community weblog, not a hub for all things beautiful.
Metafilter: A boring, very minor quibble with a view to absolute perfection.
Metafilter: Whoa. Thanks for catching this, I would have never seen it.
Metafilter: Trolls with good PR
MetaFilter: Outraged about Outrage
MetaFilter: Outrageous Outrage
metafilter: a churning clusterfuck of drooling simpletons
Metafilter: A forest of reciprocally fondled penises."
Metafilter: Masturbatory rhetoric since 1999"
MetaFilter: some people like being whipped with barbed wire
MetaFilter: Even if it's a joke, it's not funny and not cool.
MetaFilter: It's quaint.
MetaFilter: Might someone explain the humor to me and my ilk?
MetaFilter: Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to say that, am I?
MetaFilter: Context is everything.
MetaFilter: Context shmontext.
MetaFilter: None of you are Mr. T.
MetaFilter: Hey, what's in this clos--ARGGGHH!
MetaFilter: time for the dd214.
MetaFilter: Some people react rather than read.
MetaFilter: I'm sorry, wendell, but you're wrong.
Metafilter: where is red-hot-anal-sluts.com?
Metafilter: If there's one thing that's funny, it's beating lame jokes into the ground.
Metafilter: it's funny because I made a tagline.
Metafilter: it's funny because I made a tagline.
Metafilter: pornography surrogate.
MetaFilter: blowing hot air back into the box.
MetaFilter: Embracing our tools since 1999
Metafilter: Leave the shit as is.
Metafilter: not merely self-referential, but exquisitely refined
Metafilter: We love, respect and defend anyone except those hateful, evil and worthless Christians.
MetaFilter: 17,175 members, 10,600 abused.
MetaFilter: let ye who are without bias post the first snark.
MetaFilter: Billions and Billions abused.
MetaFilter: I Don't Mean To Be Flip
Metafilter: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Metafilter: .
metafilter: 0
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Even more sodomy and paddling rituals.
Metafilter: For those who dare to wear Big Turbans.
metafilter: yeesh.
MetaFilter: I like passing unfair judgments on people
MetaFilter: "The naked part just sort of happened".
MetaFilter: Your Guidebook to Life
Metafilter: This ***filter thing
MetaFilter: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! *chugs beer*
MetaFilter: Always Orbiting Uranus.
MetaFilter: Have You Seen My Colonoscopy?
Metafilter: an equal opportunity, rant-a-rific dogpile
Metafilter: Fuck Firefox or Quonsar. They're both chewable.
MetaFilter: fueled by angst and sarcasm.
Metafilter: Does any of it really belong.
Metafilter: stalking you all for years.
Metafilter: stalking you all for years.
Metafilter: fear me...! *giggles then skips out of the room in her fluffy hello kitty slippers*
Metafilter: Love It Or Leave It.
Metafilter: Love It Or Leave It.
MetaFilter: You're With Us or Asking Us How to be Against Us.
MetaFilter: How Dare You?
MetaFilter: You're With Us or Asking Us How to be Against Us.
Metafilter: Might Also Make Miguel Cry
MetaFilter: Home of the MetaPeople.
Metafilter: 'Morning Ralph. 'Morning, Sam.
MetaFilter: Any post deleted so as not to cause controversy will be linked to in no less than three MetaTalk posts.
Metafilter: getting teenage kicks right through the night
MetaFilter: Fucking Attention Whores
Metafilter: "I'm 4-F!" "No, I'm 4-F!"
MetaFilter: right up there with Queer Eye for hygiene tips.
MetaFilter: Worst of the web since 1999.
MetaFilter: All people have assholes too.
Metafilter: Weak, and unworthy.
Metafilter: Grow claws. We'll help you.
Metafilter: challenge-level racial slur crosswords
MetaFilter: Googling our pants off.
MetaFilter: self-described compulsive fellator.
Metafilter: we've got posters from Atlantis
MetaFilter: 1% for Stalin!
MetaFilter: That Wasn't Meant to Sound Snotty.
MetaFilter: fowl language, bitch bitch fuck, and offensive messages
MetaFilter: Inviting strangers into your home, who may kill you in your sleep.
MetaFilter: Inviting strangers into your home, who may kill you in your sleep.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: qobsnzr riuned mt kiubord.
MetaFilter: More sensitive than your average foreskin.
MetaFilter: More sensitive than your average foreskin.
MetaFilter: You'll need to bring your own feather
MetaFilter: scarf that shit up
MetaFilter: stretch your stomach in preparation
metafilter: Your logic's got me a little confused.
Metafilter: bicker and libel
Metafilter: Like a lot of Lisboans
MetaFilter: more virulent than kottke
MetaFilter: We may be laying in the gutter, but we're staring up at the stars.
Metafilter: what the fat white American techie guy thinks
Metafilter: I'm all about the gay! I love the gay!
Metafilter:-
Metafilter: a Psychiatric Case Study of the Interweb
metafilter:+the+blue+fairy+book%22&hl=en">anything one says there can and will be posted online later by one of the friendly members there. In fact, that is something that should be posted on the #mefi page on the MetaFilter Wiki. Shoot the shit but remember--it might as well be carved in stone.
Metafilter: The Ghost-to-Ghost Hookup.
Metafilter: Product may contain peanuts.
Metafilter: Poo of the eye!
MetaFilter: I Just Saw a Big Dr. Phil
Metafilter: Aw, fuck it. I don't care this much.
Metafilter: Curiosity Withdrawn.
Metafilter: High School Minus the Girls
Metafilter: If we're condescending to you, will you go away too?
Metafilter: It's just hard for all of us to co-exist happily.
MetaFilter: The purple people rotate.
Metafilter: Oh, the torment, the oppression, the ennui, the despair
MetaFilter: This Way We All Get To Be Impressed....
Metafilter: Is that a troll up my ass?
Metafilter: Come for the links, stay for the never ending bitch fest.
Metafilter: I hate you online, but I love you in person!
Metafilter: Identifying French cartoons about alien hornets since 2003.
MetaFilter: Willingness to be inconvenienced
MetaFilter: nothing left but camelburgers.
metafilter: where all the high-octane raptors are buried.
Metafilter: why am I wasting my time with these losers when I could be spending it with sluts and plants?
Metafilter: Do these cunts really think they look good in them?
Metafilter: I'm very confused as to what has transpired here.
MetaFilter: We're not your support group, just your soapbox.
Metafilter: A Shower of Pee.
Metafilter: Getting Lost in a Shower of Pee.
MetaFilter: a good man is dead, let's be snarky!
Metafilter: A Slapwank in the Grey
metafilter: as much for love of argument as anything.
Metafilter: okay, awkward.
MetaFilter: being swarmed with morons at 30,000 feet.
Metafilter: I'm totally...
Metafilter: ironic playground.
MetaFilter: I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.
Metafilter: Harshed my Metabuzz : >
Metafilter: For the open wound in all of us.
Metafilter: Salt for the open wound in all of us.
Metafilter: Think of it as farting in front of 17,000 wives.
Metafilter: listen here, you smug little fuck.
MetaFilter: Bleah
MetaFilter: What's the rumpus?
MetaFilter: What's the rumpus?
MetaFilter: Hunt the Wumpus.
MetaFilter: Eats, Shoots and Hangs Around to Explain Himself.
Metafilter: It's you I want to hide from.
MetaFilter: Eats, Shoots and Hangs Around to Explain Himself.
Metafilter: ALL YALLS MEFI BITCHES CAN GRAB MAH DICK AND TUG.
MetaFilter: vibrations coming from your monitor.
Metafilter: Let's go get perms.
Metafilter: We're outraged by the outrage
Metafilter: It's not fair to blame Matt for problems I created.
Metafilter: shut the hell up.
Metafilter: Next time, it will all be different.
Metafilter: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.
Metafilter: so that we may feel blessed and, while you're at it, give us tons of Lego. : >
MetaFilter: most people come for the hate and discontent!
MetaFilter: Self-loathing since 1999.
MetaFilter: Now With Added Flavor!
Metafilter: keeping as many liberal and pacifist a-holes inside, so they do the least amount of damage possible in the real world."
Metafilter: keeping as many liberal and pacifist a-holes inside, so they do the least amount of damage possible in the real world." - Paris is an artist - hiding his tactic in plain site, he disguises it as a sarcastic quip.
Metafilter: insupportably obnoxious in a serial way.1
MetaFilter: Keeping assholes in line.
Metafilter: too heart warming to delete.
metafilter: much of that is small rectangles to me.
MetaFilter: [warning: dead baby; MIDI]
Metafilter: you can fucking choke on a bucket of cocks.
MetaFilter: put down the cocks and go read it.
MetaFilter: A Bucket O' Cocks
Metafilter: Liberal HomoCommie Massmind
Metafilter: If it's gonna suck everywhere, you might as well hang out here with us.
MetaFilter: Thanks for your mediocre variation on a stale 111 half-witticism.
MetaFilter: Thanks for your mediocre variation on a stale 111 half-witticism.
Metafilter: a bunch of people of different ages, locations, nationalities and races who all agree with me.
MetaFilter: A screwdriver in your dick, a bucket of cocks, and a cookie.
MetaFilter: It was never funny."
MetaFilter: A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Metafilter: you'll come for the news. You'll stay for the bitching.
MetaFilter: We're all in this to get her."
Metafilter: Matt, geton the ball and and some new taglines
MetaFilter: could it be more offensive?
Metafilter: Now that's a REALLY useful invention! *boom*
Metafilter: Could you have phrased that more offensively?
Metafilter: Why don't you go eat a bucket full of cocks.
MetaFilter: In serious need of a sarcasm detector.
Metafilter: What?
Metafilter: Keeping the Leftists inside, so they do as little damage as possible on the outside.
Metafilter: Keeping the Righties outside, so they do as little damage as possible on the inside.
Metafilter: "?
Metafilter: Could you have phrased that more offensively?
Metafilter: Yes, I do need to get a life.
MetaFilter: The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars
Metafilter: Like wiping your ass with a page torn from the bible
Metafilter: myth making activities and more
Metafilter: Shut up Seth
Metafilter: It's a joke, get over it.
Metafilter: I win.
Metafilter: Yes, you win.
Metafilter: It's a pyrrhic victory
Metafilter: cock buckets are the new pancakes.
Metafilter: "?
MetaFilter:retliFateM
Metafilter: Metafilter!
Metafilter: I CAN DRIVE A MOPED RIGHT THROUGH IT
Metafilter: Make Everyone Talk About Flash, Iraq, Liberals, the Times... Everything Really.
MetaFilter: ?????
Metafilter:It vibrates!
Metafilter: In jokes for introverts cf.
Metafilter: Reasoned and dignified debate
Metafilter: The Kuo5hin it's possible to navigate Contentious!
Metafilter: Links to thoughtful and interesting web pieces
Metafilter: This is an in-joke.
Metafilter: we come together in love...
MetaFilter: bitch early. bitch often.
Metafilter: My cat's breath smells like a bucket o' cocks.
MetaFilter: Making Shit Up As We Go Along
MetaFilter: Making Shit One-Upsmanship
Metafilter: Ponies, cocks, fivefreshfish....it's like a fucking zoo in here.
Metafilter: Welcome, Don Mattingly, alluring Siamese accordionist, I hope her idea's funny!
Metafilter: so I axed it.
Metafilter: I think back to to what evanizer, Steven Den Beste, and 111 have said, and they're absolutely right
Metafilter: Violating the spirit
MetaFilter: For all you quonsars out there". I need help, any web developers / programmers willing to help?
Metafilter: It's no bucket of cocks.
MetaFilter: self-culling since 1999
Metafilter: the noise IS the signal.
MetaFilter: some hideous malformed code
Metafilter: Quality trumps uniqueness.
MetaFilter: Truth is, matt, I do want the feature
MetaFilter: it seems that lame jokes are here to stay.
MetaFilter: ____Filter
Metafilter: this is why we can have nice things!
MetaFilter: only the... *snigger*
Metafilter: It's [usually] a Simpsons reference.
MetaFilter: Argument Clinic
MetaFilter: Assorted levels of self-centered assholitude.
MetaFilter: Flakey and free
MetaFilter: fetishizing idiosyncrasy.
Metafilter: more addictive than crack.
MetaFilter: The Snark Starts Here
Metafilter: I'll call you a "doodoo-head", or - even worse - an American!
Metafilter: You're nobody till somebody hates you.
Metafilter: Censor all opposing views just because we (He) can, and they are so inconvenient anyway.
Metafilter: You're nobody till somebody hates you.
MetaFilter: "Since we're all getting ours out: here's mine."
MetaFilter: FUCKING PAIN
Metafilter: It's better than the usual incest.
MetaFilter: Organ Bashing.
Metafilter: parochial, pimply, nerdish, cliquey, incestuous and, ultimately, meaningless.
Metafilter: when the rubbing won't intrude too much
MetaFilter: The Rest of the Web.
MetaFilter: All US Election News, All The Time.1
MetaFilter: It's just a fucking website.
Metafilter: Dated January 14, 2003, by "NortonDC." ..."
Metafilter: Behind the laughter" in the second quarter of next year.
Metafilter: Behind the Laughter.
Metafilter: I take perverse comfort in that.
MetaFilter: More annoying than it actually is.
MetaFilter: The Pete Best of the internet.
Metafilter: leeching off the juices of the blogosphere++
MetaFilter: we're talkin' one load
Metafilter: haven't you got a shushing bee to attend or something?
Metafilter: oh, sorry, is my dissimulation not working?
MetaFilter: I imagine a thousand pleps, each with an appreciation for that which transcends the mundane and a willingness to draw upon a multitude of disciplines to reveal more about the topic at hand and the collective human experience through the sharing of knowledge and considered discourse.
Metafilter: Don't post links, or something bad will happen.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: Seth's new byotch!
Metafilter: I still find your constant whining really annoying Seth.
MetaFilter: The Site Where People Go To Discuss How seth Feels About Things
MetaFilter: "Nothing. No, something."
Metafilter: remixed.
Metafilter: Drunk people who steal stuff
MetaFilter: 無
Metafilter: shooting them all would be a start, frankly.
Metafilter: The Hate-Filled Twinkie it's OK to like.
Metafilter: this is hypertext people
Metafilter: it's just silly to quote things at length.
MetaFilter: my cheap-ass internet friends.
Metafilter: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST SCROLL PAST YOUR COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE
Metafilter: Rub my pussy with that falafel, ass pirate!
Metafilter: where asshat, fuckwit and links to goatse abound
metafilter: Usenet without the headers
Metafilter: Hey, what is it with people raiding my comments for MeFi taglines lately?
Metafilter: imunna get a laywer to sue your aSs. snuh!
Metafilter: "Usenet without the headers" isn't even my A material.
MetaFilter: isn't even my A material."
Metafilter: it's a trend that should be nipped in the bud ; >
MetaFilter: Vicodin Talking.
Metafilter: "Who wants to fill this [stuff] out. I just want to read your dumb story."
Metafilter: Crap, crap, crap. I think you can handle it.
Metafilter: I am quite angry and offended and it would be false of me to pretend otherwise.
MetaFilter: In short, I am very sad.
Metafilter: It always ends with someone's penis being measured.
Metafilter: it is not an intellectual discussion board.
Metafilter: everything y6y6y6 said, and more.
Metafilter: It always ends with someone's penis being measured.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Fuck Yeah!
MetaFilter: Toddle off and eat pout, you shitty little Napoleon!
metafilter: it's actually fun in nj
MetaFilter: king of the shitpile
MetaFilter: why one would vote for Bush, sans all the typical snarking.
MetaFilter: I suppose it's possible I ate the smurf without even noticing.)
MetaFilter: I think the playground was an appropriate compromise between graveyard and Donkey Konga.
MetaFilter: why one would vote for Bush, sans all the typical snarking.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: Freedom costs a buck-o-five.
Metafilter: I wouldn't join if you paid me.
Metafilter: Come for the in-depth conversation and issue-focussed links, stay for the macho posturing!
Metafilter: We're 'okay' with jesus, but we're not sure about the jews.
Metafilter: I'm starting to feel constipated at the thought of so much meat
Metafilter: Only a shitlicking nunfucker would put a goddamn comma there.
MetaFilter: I don't WANT to be exposed to anus.
Metafilter: for best effect, read in the voice of Edith Bunker.
MetaFilter: The Word Toilet Organization
MetaFilter: a good strong nutsack flattening
Metafilter: Please, think of the mothers.
MetaFilter: Bela Lugosi's STILL dead
Metafilter: Groupthink at its finest.
MetaFilter: This 'Internet' has to be, without question, the most infernal contraption since the motorcar!
MetaFilter: All the angels peek over the clouds and point and laugh
MetaFilter: There's too much crap
MetaFilter: everyone and their dog.
MetaFilter: You are not a unique snowflake.
MetaFilter: Sick of looking at each other
MetaFilter: Face my nonetheless textual wrath
MetaFilter: 12564 (new user privileges are just starting to kick in)
MetaFilter: 14260
Metafilter: I do not WANT to be exposed to anus.
Metafilter: Flipping you like a flapjack and rolling you up like a knapsack
Metafilter: you can't skim a comment that's been deleted.
MetaFilter: Textually Masturbating
Metafilter: suicide by Matt.
Metafilter: Welcome to the shit house Mr. Anal
MetaFilter: Wasting Matt's time since 1999.
Metafilter: failure to understand why this is inappropriate is perverse and your defense is delusional.
MetaFilter: Where the voice of reason is named fishfucker.
MetaFilter: Open up your pipes, baby, here comes some transfer.
metafilter: the practiced dicking about of the elderly
MetaFilter: pages of gaping assholes
metafilter: everyone here (except rushmc) is a liar
MetaFilter: Cultivating dicks, one bushel at a time
metafilter: THE IDEAS SHOULD ONLY COME FROM THE RECENT $5-PAYING MEMBERS.
metafilter: more inside Doohickie
metafilter: where doohickie posts to himself
metafilter: we're trying to take care of the problem by publically humiliating them
Metafilter: I do not WANT to be exposed to anus.
Metafilter: just for the noobs.
MetaFilter: The tagline meme is over.
Metafilter: Let's rock out with our clocks out!
MetaFilter: where you try and be nice for a change, and people poo all over it.
MetaFilter: where you try and be nice for a change, and people poo all over it.
MetaFilter: where you try and be nice for a change, and people poo all over it.
MetaFilter: where you try and be nice for a change, and people poo all over it.
MetaFilter: various knitted things among the holier-than-thou hipster set.
Metafilter: OH SO hoity-toity.
Metafilter: Why don't you give this person some HELPFUL ADVICE instead of being a DIDACTIC PRICK?
MetaFilter: BENEFIT THESE CATS
MetaFilter: grunting out flames
Metafilter: I've felt the flames licking at my ass.
Metafilter: The Golden Age ended the day before you joined.
MetaFilter: Shriller and more intolerant than ever before! Now with CAPS LOCK!
MetaFilter: People whose names you know and respect make snarky asides.
Metafilter: in sum, STFU.
MetaFilter: IT IS OAK.
MetaFilter: Show me on the doll where the Bad N**b touched you.
MetaFilter: Pandemic newbish cockery
metafilter: remixed project which is based on a similar idea. And in the accompanying MetaTalk thread from two years ago, matthowie gave the impression that this wild pony would someday be domesticated and brought into the corral.
Metafilter: Do ya'all actually get sexual aroused when exercising your 'self-policing' powers.
Metafilter: I'll think / your stupid
Metafilter: Just kill the fucking stupid.
Metafilter: Love It or Leave It
Metafilter: The only way to win is not to play.
MetaFilter: The Sweet Unsucked Nipples of the Mother of Jesus!
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: I hate that baby and what it's done to Matt and this site.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: More Addictive than Crack is not just a tagline.
MetaFilter: unnecessary, distracting and long.
Metafilter: Make it new.
Metafilter: that's a paddlin'
Metafilter: The Golden Age ended the day before you joined.
Metafilter: I know anus.
Metafilter: Ergo, the biscuit.
MetaFilter: you are a total nerdface who wakes up every day to a big bowl of dorkflakes and is a nerd.
MetaFilter: MEGO
Metafilter:
Metafilter: YOU sir are an asshat.
MetaFilter: Will fuck anything that moves
MetaFilter: huffing gas from garbage bags and doing coke off the backs of twelve year old girls.
Metafilter: What we have here is an egregemous miscarriagement of taxitude and, perhaps, a dash of extra-perfuctorialiscious non-demoninalizational supra-eragatorrific bannination.
Metafilter: maybe.
Metafilter: Hungry freaks, daddy.
MetaFilter: And nthdegx is right
MetaFilter: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Metafilter: We are better than this.
MetaFilter: Our fray is all self-inflicted.
MetaFilter: It's all self-inflicted
MetaFilter: Once I did wipe me with a gentle-woman's velvet mask, and found it to be good; for the softness of the silk was very voluptuous and pleasant to my fundament.
Metafilter: Self-trolling since 1999
Metafilter: Now with 43% more Meta.
MetaFilter: the Ringles and the Jocks
MetaFilter: We Know What 'Quality' Is."
MetaFilter: Wheaties & Pee Taste Okay After a While.
Metafilter: Please do not let this image of a dilated anus prevent critical discussion of a very interesting topic.
MetaFilter: rule by benevolent dictator works!
Metafilter: every Tom, Dick, and Harriette with inoperable lung, colon, and liver cancer is going to think that they can just waltz in here and start linking willy-nilly to their websites.
MetaFilter: I had no idea...
Metafilter: Your sassiness excites me
MetaFilter: I hope never to encounter your moistness.
Metafilter: No--it's about Metafilter.
Metafilter: It's all in the nose, not the urine.
Metafilter: 20,000 People Who Think They're So Damn Smart.
MetaFilter: a daily glitterfix of diamond shiny.
Metafilter: Catchphrase" gag is beyond tired, and it's done many times more often than it's done well
MetaFilter: Millions of Gaping Assholes, Every Day.
MetaFilter::::
MetaFilter: Show us your teeth.
Metafilter: On the internet, nobody knows you're a dogmatist.
MetaFilter: Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
MetaFilter: Kung-fu Drama Queenery.
MetaFilter: Remixed.
Metafilter: The post is yours. The thread is ours.
Metafilter: ______
Metafilter: Better than the best bench-clearing Hockey fight.
MetaFilter: Pony-Up Five Bucks and Try Again.
Metafilter: Someone with a persecution complex nailed themselves to a cross and can't get down from it.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: a multi-...
MetaFilter: If you keep paying us, Matt will keep taking your money.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Nobody loves me so I had to pay to get you exposed to my genius.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Shilli-ness.
metafilter: strange and arbitrary
MetaFilter: A Circle of Jerks.
MetaFilter: It'd be a silly bit of irony.
MetaFilter: People take part in all sorts of wackiness.
MetaFilter: check your dignity at the door.
MetaFilter: like wrestling a pig. you both get muddy, but the pig likes it.
Metafilter: Daisy Chain, Yes. Circle Jerk, No.
Metafilter: that those NOT causing the problems should bear the burden for those who are. And that's just wrong.
MetaFilter: contemptuous of the audience and I hate it
Metafilter: Multiplayer Notepad.
MetaFilter: Don't Use Your Language Here.
MetaFilter: Dumb boys!
MetaFilter: I'm not weirded out by it, I've fucked it
Metafilter: 95% of us aren't that obtuse.
MetaFilter: I want to put my dame in your mathowie.
MetaFilter: People are clamoring for rules for it and it feels slightly overzealous to me.
metafilter: a juicier scene than you expect.
Metafilter: this is the last damn time
MetaFilter: Nobody said you would like it.
MetaFilter: where dullards duel with duller blades to the textual death
metafilter: like a glimpse into a brain ravaged by mad cow disease
Metafilter: Don't be a dick (but if you are one, you'll probably get away with it, depending on user number and history?)
Metafilter: Always Avoid Alliteration
Metafilter: It's kind of...
MetaFilter: What kind of a shitty place is this?
Metafilter: twiniginkenegel twiniginkenegel linigitenegal stanagar
Metafilter: Not for the slower-witted
Metafilter: These are not the comments you are looking for.
metafilter: so elegant, so intelligent
MetaFilter: We Have Boxes
metafilter: 5 dollars
Metafilter: We do it for the pussy money.
Metafilter: Doing lines off hookers' thighs since 1999.
Metafilter: they are skin whoring
MetaFilter: Prissy on the inside, cocksuckery on the outside!
Metafilter: Equal time for Dingles and Hoo-has
MetaFilter: Oh cool! Tits!!
MetaFilter: We Think With Our Lizard Brains.
Metafilter: Like it or suck it.
MetaFilter: Angry outbursts, drunken rants, pissing matches and grudgefests.
Metafilter: heat-of-the-moment outbursts, posting while drunk and angry, petty pissing matches and grudgefests, and generally fucking with the site ...
MetaFilter: are you really horribly mis-treated here? Or is it more a case of most people here being loud-mouthed, socially inept oafs?
MetaFilter::Boyzone" be termed as the tendency for the humour and topics around here to be boorish and male-centric, with a side-condition that sometimes those same boorish men don't know when to say nothing.
Metafilter: Poignant, poignant, asshole-ish, poignant.
MetaFilter: Matt steps in to defend a post of his to a newbie. :)
MetaFilter: Green!
Metafilter: FIX IT
MetaFilter: Playing fast and loose with the time-space continuum.
Metafilter: Tiny little keyboards
Metafilter: Me would be good for sock puppets.
MetaFilter: I belong here, I get this place, please accept me.
Metafilter: reserved for (mainly) lamers
Metafilter: I am teh smart
MetaFilter: You're into omphaloskepsis.
metafilter:::
Metafilter: It's about the links.
Metafilter: it's still better than Slashdot
Metafilter: something like what you're asking for
Metafilter: seriously solemn and solemnly serious.
Metafilter: I'd ride it.
Metafilter: Pausing for station identification.
MetaFilter: it's more the sentiment behind the expression
Metafilter: Sorry to have ruined your day.
MetaFilter: I'm offended!
Metafilter: not necessarily related to homosexuality
Metafilter: Get greeted with Suicide Girls dropping their panties.
MetaFilter: Old dogs; no new tricks.
MetaFilter: Old dogs; no new tricks, but the same crap.
MetaFilter: Hitting Reload Like a Meth-Addicted Rat.
MetaFilter: Hitting Reload Like a Meth-Addicted Rat.
Metafilter: Self policing, 1999-2005. R.I.P.
Metafilter: If they didn't care, they wouldn't care
MetaFilter: Conversation should be ludic, I reckon.
Metafilter: We're what's for dinner.
MetaFilter: the other white meat.
Metafilter: *starts to unbutton her clothes with decorum and aplomb*
Metafilter: annoying
MetaFilter: You're wrong. no, you're wrong." mea culpa.
MetaFilter: We will await the heap of completely remarkable references
Metafilter: Very that not on is best foreign veblog
MetaFilter: No one here will ever get laid again.
Metafilter: What To Think has got to be the worst.
MetaFilter: We will await the heap of completely remarkable references
MetaFilter: Argument as performance art
Metafilter: We're all in trouble.
Metafilter: YAAAR MAITY!
Metafilter: how do I become a camwhore?
Metafilter: this is being blown way out of proportion.
Metafilter: A blowjob raffle for the righteous.
Metafilter: comments willy-nilly
MetaFilter: You're not a unique snowflake.
Metafilter: get flamed for free.
MetaFilter: more meeeow than woof.
Metafilter: Please mark hand with 666 before posting.
Metafilter: A Week Without Politics, I don't think mediareport's fpp falls below the standard for news stories posted in the blue.
Metafilter: Love It or or Leave It, dirty hippie!
Metafilter: Making a berk of oneself.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Seattle just left the building.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Maybe no one gives a shit. We can only hope.
Metafilter: [highlighted phrase]" in the comments box, and then to hit post. Then I would like my keyboard to give me a jolt of about 30 volts.
MetaFilter: Like a penis at a freaky lesbian make-out party.
Metafilter: It's gonna be that kind of party.
MetaFilter: We're all drinking this together."
Metafilter: It's a dilemma.
Metafilter: It's a dilemma.
MetaFilter: That's no tagline
MetaFilter: /slap
MetaFilter: GODDAMIT!!
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: I'm too busy embarrassing myself on Metafilter.
MetaFilter: Everybody Hates A Tourist
Metafilter: sod this for a game of soldiers
MetaFilter: the mental equivalent of blue balls.
Metafilter: Points Can Be Gleaned
MetaFilter: Baby Jesus is not exactly jitterbugging
MetaFilter: This rather weak in-joke has long since passed the point where it could be considered to be even approaching being amusing.
MetaFilter: I still find this admittedly weak in-joke quite amusing.
Metafilter: you're either profoundly stupid or dangerously insane.
metafilter: corrosive and childish, and we like it that way, dammit!
Metafilter: Stop being so reasonable!
Metafilter: truly, truly humbled and amazed.
MetaFilter: Did anybody even enter?
MetaFilter: Whats this pancake business all about?
MetaFilter: I say that to my customers all the time.
MetaFilter: I was also wondering why I kept trying to make a new post.
MetaFilter: that stuff sneaks up on you.
MetaFilter: i have the fish to prove it.
MetaFilter: i actually have blebs
MetaFilter: Muscle memory, or whatever you call it
MetaFilter: With big headphones. And orange goggles.
MetaFilter: it'll probably get deleted for being meaningless or silly or something
MetaFilter: In a room full of vinyl albums stacked on the walls. With flannel. Lots of flannel.
MetaFilter: I just can't get his big-headed German whore out of my mind.
MetaFilter: I have no idea how I picture myself.
MetaFilter: I half-jokingly half-imagine everyone as either John or Joan Cusack.
MetaFilter: this would have been a perfect thread to not post in.
MetaFilter: best of the web statistics
Metafilter: We're the Aristocrats !
Metafilter: Grow a Hide.
Metafilter: I actually have masturbated animals for artificial insemination purposes
MetaFilter: Banned In The Name of Jesus.
MetaFilter: I bet you think this thread is about you.
Metafilter: Gah!
Metafilter: I'd like to see more comments regarding pancakes in these threads.
MetaFilter: Now celebrating one thread without a lame tagline.
Metafilter:">
Metafilter: You folks sure are inconsistent...
MetaFilter: However, I could be wr-
Metafilter:
Metafilter:">
MetaFilter: A dad-gummit swaddlin' little jumble o' timesuck.
MetaFilter: Just assume a wizard did it.
Metafilter: a long tradition of naming pets.
Metafilter:remixed
Metafilter: Priorities? What priorities?
Metafilter: every legalistic fart and tremble
MetaFilter: Naturally Offensive.
Metafilter: one obnoxious and salivating blur.
Metafilter: it wasn't some miracle in user behavior
Metafilter: Discussing semantics for the sake of having something to argue about.
MetaFilter: A Pulpit And Toilet For Great Zombie Christ.
MetaFilter: A Bulimic Force Fed through a One-Way Tube
metafilter: uses the word "dude" a lot
MetaFilter: People should be banned.
Metafilter: See?... Boobs!
Metafilter: Internet gustapo's we are.
Metafilter: It blogs, it's what it does.
Metafilter: we're all Seanyboy-itarians now.
Metafilter: chatty and prolific discursive style.
Metafilter: incessant and precise probings
Metafilter:
Metafilter:"
Metafilter:
Metafilter: responsible for more deaths and more evil then the Nazis and the Communists combined.
MetaFilter: An Eruption of Mt. St. Bullshit.
MetaFilter: Put on some capri pants and throw your hat in the air.
Metafilter: 92% complaints
Metafilter: you got treated badly because you were treating other people badly
Metafilter: People are jerks and behave erratically
Metafilter: Provocative for Provocation's Sake
MetaFilter:You all are more fun to respond to by yelling at my screen.
metafilter: tag lines and a feed for the date stamp and a feed for everytime quonsar visits
MetaFilter: bombs could fall from the sky and I'm looking forward to still getting married.
Metafilter: visually jarring on a mostly text website
Metafilter: OK Matt. I'm officially an idiot.
Metafilter: not safe for work
Metafilter: Idiot fish in an idiotic barrel.
MetaFilter: neither convinces nor informs
Metafilter: Comunist, hippie, perverted, impotent, nose-picking, three-legged, bearded, grandmother mailmen!
Metafilter: I remind myself of Bartelby sometimes, but without the drive.
MetaFilter: Let us swarm it
Metafilter: a form of "Walt Disney creativity"
Metafilter: Running on a tank filled with guilt and social pressure
Metafilter: you're cool taking your syntax from a right-wing cartoon duck
Metafilter: you yourself are a dick.
MetaFilter: some of the web.
Metafilter: best of the web... or not.
Metafilter: of the web.
metafilter: this is nothing more
Metafilter: spit or swallow debate waiting to happen, and nothing more
Metafilter: spit or swallow
Metafilter: Talk the pain away.
Metafilter: Can't flog this horse!
MetaFilter: At what point do you realize that it is just petty nonsense that really has no point?
Metafilter: Why do you hate MeFi so much?
Metafilter: bringing sandpaper to a circle-jerk
Metafilter: Could you save the really nasty name-calling for about an hour from now. And definitely any flameouts, I don't want to miss any flameouts. I always read about those things the next day, and they read like warm eggnog tastes.
Metafilter: Anti.
Metafilter: Welcome to the new Metafilter
MetaFilter: The usual bunch of idiots.
Metafilter: Pruning all the crap
MetaFilter: Renewing an endless argument.
MetaFilter: I don't have to read the thread.
MetaFilter: A community of bloviating assholes.
Metafilter: All the same shrill evangelizing.
Metafilter: You probably fell asleep in front of the screen re-reading one of your comments. No biggie.
MetaFilter: my floating, pulsating ring.
MetaFilter: Buttsnorkeling frenzy.
Metafilter: What does this add to the discussion?
Metafilter: grouse
Metafilter: 23710 creatures that wet themselves and cry for attention.
Metafilter: I know the link itself sucks.
Metafilter: if you took yourself and your desires a bit less seriously none of this would have happened.
Metafilter: *stoic silence*
Metafilter: *stoic silence*
Metafilter: In hindsight I should have posted this under a different account.
Metafilter: You now leave the realm of normal people.
Metafilter: The fact that a few people got it doesn't mean that most people did.
MetaFilter: Like West Side Story with Nerds.
Metafilter: This is a fuckin radge thread by the way ah'm tryin tae git ma heid roond it but ah'm still fuckin scoobied likes ...
MetaFilter: Hey, are you going to Metafilter with anyone, by chance?
MetaFilter: A Passing Acquaintance with the Steve Guttenberg Oeuvre is a Litmus Test for Intelligence
Metafilter: blocking your wife's cervix
Metafilter: my lap and I thank you.
metafilter: it's all Matt
MetaFilter: doesn't play well with others
Metafilter: celebrating 20 hours of uptime!
Metafilter: the snark is the signal
Metafilter: taglines repeated endlessly
Metafilter: if you open a can labelled "Shit"... you ain't gettin' pineapple rings, buddy.
Metafilter: the magnet school of high-school-cafeteria–level discourse on the web
Metafilter: Steve nails it.
Metafilter: Steve nails it.
Metafilter: Everyone really does get mocked and derided here
Metafilter: conformists!!!
Metafilter: Taglines repeated endlessly by new people trying desperately to fit in.
Metafilter: Oddly cathartic masturbation.
Metafilter: Largely inaccurate and utterly irrelevant.
MetaFilter: It's sock puppets all the way down...
Metafilter: more Disney.
Metafilter: it's like yenta crack
MetaFilter: not Jergins and a tissue, which is why I'm here and not Fark.
Metafilter: Did your craniorectoectomy pan out?
MetaFilter: the group dynamic of a person in trouble being treated as an entertaining spectacle over the net.
MetaFilter: Large and prickly.
metafilter: babbling dullards fresh off the boat
metafilter: participating vigorously
Metafilter: Why do our pancake overlords vibrate, Lib'rul?
MetaFilter: One-liner which hopefully will be later quoted as a tagline.
Metafilter: so these 14kers, they're vibrating bucket of drama queens?
metafilter::::
MetaFilter: Reads, goes to bed without posting
Metafilter: let the snarkers piss off
MetaFilter: Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
MetaFilter: Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
Metafilter: The stuff of nightmares
MetaFilter: Steve_at_Longbaugh's crackpot Meftrix theory
MetaFilter: Swinging the Banhammer on some random sock puppet.
MetaFilter: loud, fast, and unsubtle.
MetaFilter: loads slow, unstable.
Metafilter: threat or menace?
MetaFilter: The Book.
metafilter: forgot to flush
metafilter: redesign in 05 still slowly dying
MetaFilter: Best Unicorns and Rainbows and Fluffy Kittens and Other Innocuous Stuff that Offends Nobody on the Web".
MetaFilter: Best Unicorns and Rainbows and Fluffy Kittens and Other Innocuous Stuff that Offends Nobody on the Web".
MetaFilter: Best Unicorns and Rainbows and Fluffy Kittens and Other Innocuous Stuff that Offends Nobody on the Web'"
Metafilter: Just the facts. Leave all your comments at home.
MetaFilter: dropping into obviously trollish FPPs to watch you monkeys sling shit at each other
MetaFilter: buff dudes in sleeveless Metallica wifebeaters.
Metafilter: Deletion Jihad
Metafilter: [this is good]" overlords; I also eat tapes, and chase them with PepsiBlue, because I have fish in my pants.
Metafilter: [this is good]" overlords; I also eat tapes, and chase them with PepsiBlue, because I have fish in my pants.
Metafilter: [this is good]" overlords; I also eat tapes, and chase them with PepsiBlue, because I have fish in my pants.
MetaFilter: An exercise in perseverance.
metafilter: urbanized anthropomorphizing rodent worshippers in full flight from reality.
metafilter: urbanized anthropomorphizing hare-splitting lagomorph worshippers in full flight from reality
Metafilter: (Delete if unfunny)
MetaFilter: What The Man Just Said
MetaFilter: You're a Shitbag.
Metafilter: You might as well never say anything.
MetaFilter: It's because we don't like you.
MetaFilter: a poor, delicate brain that exists merely to ennervate 9622v2
Metafilter: The line in the sand is right here. I mean, what kind of bizarre question is that?
Metafilter: Marking Territory with a Protolanguage
Metafilter: ...
MetaFilter: we are all in the same longboat.
metafilter: 30 == 100
MetaFilter: bugs, member gatherings, questions of etiquette or form.
MetaFilter: Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Metafilter: The content is mostly irrelevant.
MetaFilter: I have these red bumps on my nether regions and I think it might be quonsar.
MetaFilter: The Best of the Web.
MetaFilter: The Best of the Web.
MetaFilter: what da fuck is a metafilter?
MetaFilter: This is, amazingly, somehow even gayer than my MeTa thread.
Metafilter: Louder words speak actions.
Metafilter: We screw in lightbulbs
Metafilter: There is nothing worse on MeFi than you
Metafilter: like flirtatious banter.
MetaFilter: insane shit about homosexuality, feminism, jerry lewis, rain man, horse cocks
Metafilter: nuttier than squirrel shit
Metafilter: But not as funny as ArrDev.
MetaFilter: Best Online Relationship With A Minor EVER
MetaFilter: That bunny thing was awesome.
MetaFilter: I can't even comprehend!
MetaFilter: no. wait.
Metafilter: It's all masturbation.
Metafilter: hot or not?
Metafilter: PWNED
metafilter: people making comments directed at other personalities instead of the post topic or issues surrounding it. Worse than that is posting about someone else and making some crack about how you expect them to act, in hopes they rise to the predictable bait.
MetaFilter: The baby that shit through her diaper.
MetaFilter: fantasies about a steamy reunion query is grabbing 100 users
Metafilter: it's too CrystalBallFilter for AskMe.
MetaFilter: Jerks.
MetaFilter: the signal to noise ratio is too high.
MetaFilter: Best of the leftovers.
MetaFilter: Anus has deliberately cocked up the HTML
Metafilter: Too many ass buttons, not enough lick buttons.
Metafilter: I'm actually Mexican.
Metafilter: Please turn yourself into the authorities for processing.
Metafilter: I'm just grateful this thread is almost over.
Metafilter: It's truly voracious.
Metafilter: Don't do it, but if you're going to do it, use protection.
MetaFilter: Licking the spaceman, and other unsavory things.
Metafilter: Go fuck yourself, (insert name here) you wordy, presumptuous, pretentious twat. I'm so tired of your bullshit, honestly.
MetaFilter: It's not what you really wrote.
Metafilter: Things That Are Batshit Insane
Metafilter: Complete assholes and right-wingers RULE!
MetaFilter: The Predatory Evil Within and Making Republicans Out of Democrats by The Dozens.
MetaFilter: Can We Please Change The Taglines?
MetaFilter: Now with more Meta!
Metafilter: Now with more Meta!
MetaFilter: Inaccessible to the overwhelming minority of users.
MetaFilter: Heap of completely remarkable references.
MetaFilter: I Differ From You Politically, Thus Your Dead Wife is Fair Game for Ridicule
MetaFilter: This Ends Here
Metafilter: where links come to get clicked
Metafilter:
METAFILTER: JUST REMEMBER ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME.
Metafilter: Say My Name, Bitch!
Metafilter: Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket.
MetaFilter: Googling riviera a handful of times in the past six months
MetaFilter: You stupid hicks! Why didn't you tell me you don't like classical music!?
Metafilter: Hello
MetaFilter: Googling WarBaby to Further a Vendetta, but Chastising Others for Same (Actually I Eat Tapes signed it, sealed it, and delivered it best)
Metafilter: My god, it's full of retards
MetaFilter: Please punctuate interrobang.
Metafilter: They made me change my tagline.
MetaFilter: Come for our links, stay for our trolls!
MetaFilter: Shitcock
MetaFilter: CFQuery Error "cf_Tagline"
Metafilter: It must be raining outside.
Metafilter: beyond the fourth Standard Deviation
Metafilter: Like a text Goatse.
Metafilter: Double the posts and half the double posts
MetaFilter: When you expose an Internet sex hoax, there are going to be consequences.
Metafilter: URLegant
Metafilter: httpeeved
Metafilter: I'm just sitting here hitting refresh
Metafilter: i bet tomorrows post all suck shit.
MetaFilter: The bar is already set pretty low.
Metafilter: Thanks for messing with my mind, fucktards.
MetaFilter: Sucking the Corporate Cock" yet? If not, people are clearly falling down on the job.
Metafilter: Sucking the Corporate Cock. ("O Absalom, Absalom!")
Metafilter: Promoting tolerance unless you're talking about something we think is stupid, dammit.
MetaFilter: I laughed. I cried. It was better than a hundred guys coming on my face. I'll do it again and again.
METAFILTER: It rocks.
Metafilter: This answer, does it illuminate?
MetaFilter: It makes me crazy!
Metafilter: Thanks for being fun and not at all creepy!
Metafilter: "On second thought, I think I'll just wipe the server of everything referring to the post"
Metafilter: harshin' my mellow ; >
MetaFilter: Something more than an infantile masturbatory impulse.
Metafilter: no good can come of a thread like this
Metafilter: caffiene is my puss--great username!
Metafilter: It's a big ball of problems apart from one user with question marks.
Metafilter: In hindsight, I should have posted this under a different account.
Metafilter: Consider that you are mixing up being smart with being 'geeky'.
Metafilter: I Eat I EAT TAPES
Metafilter: ...
Metafilter: Were my impulse control as strong as my self-regard, it would be a better place.
MetaFilter: Like MSN Filter, but with more "eta" and less "SN."
MetaFilter: I feel like a bit of a dope now :)
MetaFilter: Not even in its own spell-checker
Metafilter: This is why we can't have nice things
Metafilter: Drubk posting is cool.
Metafilter: Roger Me Insensible [cite]
Metafilter: I'm just sayin'
MetaFilter: I’ve seen my pussy take down many a big dog.
MetaFilter: When you MetaFilter, you make a Meta out of Phil and Ter.
Metafilter: Just happened. Could be a gas line - at this point, no one knows.
Metafilter: Just happened. Could be a gas line - at this point, no one knows.
MetaFilter: Threads never develop as hoped.
Metafilter: [!]
Metafilter: Ultra-focused on pixelate(d) titties.
Metafilter: useless without computer-generated polygon-genitalia pics!
Metafilter: Your horny puppy notwithstanding
MetaFilter: like fucking a wet Wilford Brimley!
Metafilter: Go eat a bucket full of cocks.
MetaFilter: I don't know what I'd do without that mesmerizing backside.
Metafilter: I'd be getting my shit packed about now. ; >
Metafilter: Wait, I don't understand anymore.
Metafilter: self-validation through minutiae.
MetaFilter: Nobody gets laid, and people are dying to get their periods.
Metafilter: Not to derail, but...
Metafilter: The Golden Age ended the day before you joined.
Metafilter: Bea Arthur is teh HOTT!!!
MetaFilter: There had to have been a better way of making the point than that.
Metafilter: A further ironic statement parodying the notion that earnestness can ever possibly be achieved in contemporary society.
Metafilter: words.
Metafilter: As if there's a single can of genuine whoop-ass in this House of Geek
Metafilter: The trick is not thinking so hard
Metafilter: Please don't feel the trolls.
MetaFilter: sifting through large volumes of data looking for something of interest.
Metafilter: I posted a smartass answer in this thread.
Metafilter: it's possible my sense of humor is too dry for many.
metafilter: I am clearly far, far more of an attention whore.
Metafilter: We Eat Our Own.
Metafilter: Please go and talk to you cat.
MetaFilter: keeping those tired old memetic emetics fresh and steaming for the next generation.
MetaFilter: I don't understand: who are we trying to ban today?
MetaFilter: slinging out blind generalizations about a community you've little or no participation in.
MetaFilter: We Are Happy To Serve You.
Metafilter: Come for the pretty links and fun, stay for the bitch garden!
Metafilter: Shhhhh! First thing you know, I'm the New Orleans Harriet Tubman.
MetaFilter: seems genuinely indignant
MetaFilter: Not worth bothering, ultimately, I guess.
Metafilter: Will make you ten minutes dumber for each five you spend reading.
Metafilter: you can't alter the quote in order to make a tagline, it has to remain intact.
MetaFilter: I didn't bother reading the first 95% of this thread, but ...
MetaFilter: Comparing the right wing to rapists
MetaFilter: Toning down the rhetoric to keep this site sane.
Metafilter: Obviously We All Agree
Metafilter: This is not academia. I wouldn't get too bent out of shape over it.
MetaFilter: It's like Springer™ only with bigger words!
MetaFilter: amazing postmodern deconstructive whizz-bang presentation.
Metafilter: Whatever, commence with the pile on.
MetaFilter: while you ponder these oh so weighty questions they sit and suffer
MetaFilter: get a life and get to work on something that matters
MetaFilter: Assume every link is NSFW.
Metafilter: I totally don't know what I'm talking about.
Metafilter: Tagline in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
MetaFilter: People should shut the fuck up.
Metafilter: this undignified pissing match
Metafilter: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to enjoy some milk and swastikookies.
MetaFilter: So, now what?
Metafilter: really mean, but really funny
Metafilter: Elevating the Bitchslap to the level of Compassionate Cruelty.
Metafilter: the only thing separating us from the animals
Metafilter:" tagline creation commence.
Metafilter:" tagline creation commence.
MetaFilter: I mean, compared to him, you're practically Richard Simmons.
MetaFilter: That arrogance? You're soaking in it!
Metafilter: a moratorium on dickishness.
MetaFilter: Yer an idiot, No, your an idiot, No, you'er an idiot. No, u.r. an idiot. No, urine idiot. No, urea idiot.
Metafilter: who could possibly 1 of 10 site visitor's who wasn't somehow associated with the site
MetaFilter: subtle link spam at work
MetaFilter: Just to be clear, I don't want you to die.
MetaFilter: The jaunty dab at the top of the coilpile.
MetaFilter: It's Like Being Handed a Mint At The Gates of Hell.
MetaFilter: it's just that that joke never gets old.
Metafilter: What, are you too dumb to evaluate sources?
Metafilter: making a tag line out of every single line etc,
MetaFilter: "There must be a pony in here somewhere!"
Metafilter: I do
Metafilter: It's all about our water and our hurricanes and our invasions.
Metafilter: Ike the what your doing in Iraq.
Metafilter: I know. I know. it's another meta tag line. leave me alone. I never do them.
Metafilter: so-good-you-punched-your-mother-in-the-face
Metafilter: "Strange Superlaxative"
Metafilter: posted by racist dunk-tank clown at ...
Metafilter: Arguments of dubious value.
Metafilter: So good you'll punch Todd Lokken in the face. Todd Lokken.
MetaFilter: Baby I love you like I love my dick size
Metafilter: Todd Lokken."
MetaFilter: Baby I love you like I love my dick size
MetaFilter: FWEET!
MetaFilter: You Know What
MetaFilter: trolls and idiots running rampant through every damn thread!
Metafilter: The Best of the Web.
Metafilter: st.
MetaFilter: The snark used to be a flavoring, now it's the main dish.
MetaFilter: Suck it, haters.
Metafilter: it was bigger in preview.
MetaFilter: This is exactly why I hate all of you.
Metafilter: Try not to take it too personally
Metafilter: Dying to burn a newbie
Metafilter: Not if you like getting attacked by bees.
Metafilter: Love it or leave it just ignore all the parts of it you don't love.
MetaFilter: like getting attacked by bees
Metafilter: Kept alive by the feeding tube of snark.
Metafilter: Sorry. I hate the taglines, too.
MetaFilter: Most of the Web! Filter it yourself."
Metafilter: SUXX0r5 n3WZF1L73r!!!
Metafilter: Sorry, I meant the parking lot.
Metafilter: administrator hope me for great justice!
Metafilter: Who's Alex Reynolds and why does Rothko care?
MetaFilter: just another such self-perpetuating panopticon of one-way mirrors and the opiate smoke of self-congratulation... lay[ing] down and open[ing] all orifices to the well-greased PepsiBlue bottles of the arbiters of dialectic fashion
Metafilter: "Who's mas..."
MetaFilter: The server just rubbed one out and is cleaning up in the sink.
MetaFilter: I was out to lunch and couldn't restart till I got back.
MetaFilter: "doesn't approve of torture" = "leftist"
Metafilter: You are quite free to disagree if you don't mind the title of "fuckwit" that comes with it.
Metafilter: Can I have my 5 bucks back now please?
MetaFilter: Hypocrite HQ
MetaFilter: I might as well be commenting on Fark
Metafilter: Don't be a dick, Alex.
MetaFilter: nothing more than regurgitation of facts that could probably be gained much better elsewhere on the internet
Metafilter: bitching about the same old shit
Metafilter: This is the apology thread, make of it what you will.
Metafilter: Opposite of King-Of-The-Shitpile?
Metafilter: Goddammit, just get your own blog already.
Metafilter: Let's define our terms you predictable Zionist prick.
Metafilter: The world's most pressing human rights issue.
MetaFilter: You just don't get it, do you?
MetaFilter: A Competition of Assholes.
MetaFilter: A Competition of Assholes.
Metafilter: When exactly was the last FPP here that was critical of Israeli Zionism?
metafilter: stupid unfunny tagline etc
metafilter: stupid unfunny tagline etc
Metafilter: stupid unfunny tagline etc
Metafilter: It might be best if you don't make that post.
MetaFilter: Stubborn and crazy, but with a soft juicy centre.
MetaFilter: your problem, not mine
MetaFilter: strangely tasty?
MetaFilter: We should all knock it off
Metafilter: Go flag yourself
MetaFilter: I'm far enough away to not get hit.
MetaFilter: I'm far enough away to not get hit is very appropriate and made me laugh. Nice one loquacious.
Metafilter: Did i ever mention how much I hate spelling and proofreading?
MetaFilter: Entirely unnecessary, although it will surely be entertaining.
Metafilter: Suck it haters, try finding that with your precious Google!
Metafilter: *wriggles excitedly, pees self*
MetaFilter: we should have sex
metafilter: i have not read the comments nor do i want to
Metafilter: Xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx.
Metafilter: what a pain in the ass it must be at times...
Metafilter: Xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx.
Metafilter: people saying the same things over and over again and a whole lot of off-topic blather
Metafilter: I fail to see how you could have misread that comment so blatantly.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Boing-Boing you ho, you wanna do somethin' about it?
Metafilter: exaggerated to the point that it makes no point.
Metafilter: Multiplayer Notepad.
Metafilter: it we outlaw dildos, only dildos will have outlaws.
Metafilter: Never go on the defensive when you can go apeshit instead.
Metafilter: Now, where did I put that BUCKET OF COCKS?!
Metafilter: Logs go nuts.
Metafilter: Nuts, Logs, we've got it all.
Metafilter: I defy anyone to tell me something that's not okay with horse sodomy videos.
Metafilter: Was all the axe-grinding in this thread really necessary?
MetaFilter: Sorry I was kind of reactionary there.
Metafilter: Righteously Clenched
MetaFilter: LOL fuck you in the eye
MetaFilter: Gentleman's Club? Gently, man clubbed.
MetaFilter: the whole thing is rather moot.
MetaFilter: the actual whorehouse website.
MetaFilter: This place is about to be raped.
MetaFilter: teh
Metafilter: doesn't even resolve anymore.
MetaFilter: Stupid, pointless pictures.")
MetaFilter: [insert some rather trite but puke inducing phrase or whacked out bullshit- here].'
Metafilter: insert some rather trite but puke-inducing phrase or whacked-out bullshit here.
MetaFilter: This place is about to be raped. - Godbert
MetaFilter: Maybe it's about time to stomp all over people.
Metafilter: Somebody rub mathowie's shoulders
Metafilter: Thanks for making this thread about my vagina
MetaFilter: a big ugly string of alphanumerics and such
MetaFilter: A wank, showing how l33t you are.
metafilter: people who are devoid of humour can join in with the group and do little more than repeat the phrases
MetaFilter: the guidelines say "discussion etc, etc, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, discussion, etc"
Metafilter: if we banned people for making the same stupid jokes over and over, we'd have to ban most everyone
Metafilter: [look at me im so lame so i'll reiterate someone else's prior comment and appropriate it into an unimatinative tagline right here]"
Metafilter:" thing far more annoying than the overlords thing.
Metafilter: you can be a twat about that if you want, overlords.
Metafilter:" thing far more annoying than the overlords thing
Metafilter:
Metafilter: blah blah blah" interesting or funny at all. I just don't why something which has been posted a hundred times before is funny or clever. Don't people realize cliches are tedious to read?
Metafilter: GOD I HATE THAT!
Metafilter: [tagline]."
Metafilter: Love it or leave it.
Metafilter: Spit in your mother's face.
MetaFilter: Gimme My Fucking Pony!
Metafilter: Thanks for finally getting off your fat ass and getting me the pony I demanded months ago, but now I want a Palomino instead of the black one; could you suck any worse you bullshit pusher?!
Metafilter: unlike you i was not banned from the place for being such a long winded douche bag
Metafilter: Sloppy rhetoric or shrill whining?
MetaFilter: WTF is going on here? Does anyone know? Seriously.
Metafilter: Sloppy rhetoric or shrill whining?
Metafilter: I for one, object to our TORTUREWARREPUBLICANSBARRISTASCOMMUNISTS- QUEERSMIDGETSFRANCOPHONESARABSHOPHEADSSISSIES- COLDPLAYCALLOUTSPOODLESFLOURESCENTLIGHTS- SCHWEPPERVESENCEBARTLES&JAMESE.T.VH1WOMEN'SRIGHTS- THEFAINTAFTERTASTEOFVOMITSATURDAYNIGHTLIVEJOHNLEGUEZAMO- PROZACELIWHITNEYTHEWHIGPARTYMARTIANNIGGERSKENNY- CHINSTRAPSPITHAIRSTRAPONSQUONSARPRINCE'SLATERWORK- NEOPLATONISMLEOSTRAUSSPENNYARCADEYOURBLOGTHECUBAN- MISSILECRISISJSTORACOUTLETSTINFOILMARKDAVIDCHAPMANAND- YOURGENERALCOMMENTINGSTYLE! Overlords, about?
Metafilter: achieving the posture of an Atlantic or Harper's.
MetaFilter: bottomless, unquenchable curiosity about the world.
Metafilter: smart, avid, leanly written
Metafilter: likably lefty
MetaFilter: No votes. Just snark.
metafilter: jonmc's thorax is hella hawt!
Metafilter: I am wasting my time, obviously.
MetaFilter: big balled demonstration of minimal brains
Metafilter: http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/10527
MetaFilter: Ejaculating Anywhere But Into The Trash Can
Metafilter: The Home Game". And is SchweppsGirl on the list or not? How about Carlos what's his name? Are we shocked by a user running multiple accounts only when it's not common knowledge?
Metafilter:$5 Bob!bies,
Metafilter: Agitated Vegan Haggis
metafilter: Try to digging deeper.
Metafilter: little islands of nerds all clutching their bunches of flowers and books of love poetry in Klingon.
Metafilter: I think I am far more correct
Metafilter: a "bottomless, unquenchable curiosity about the world."
Metafilter: Refreshing, like a pug and honey smoothie
Metafilter: We are all potential trolls. It's just a question of free time.
MetaFilter: Having to actually mouseover to find out is just too strenuous.
MetaFilter: Shwacking the taglines entirely
Metafilter: i heard davy was a cock-muppet
Metafilter: cocks dicks shit fuck nippletits!"
Metafilter: cocks dicks shit fuck nippletits!'"FIN"
Metafilter: i raped your wife btw
Metafilter: Projects is a project that I would vote for. Now I just have to decide which part of my life to abandon in order to provide the necessary amount of free time to read Metafilter, Ask Metafilter, MetaTalk and Projects every day.
Metafilter: lifting their unfortunate peers out of the throes of stupidity
Metafilter: Hold the mushrooms.
Metafilter:
metafilter: x" joke). All in all a fairly vanilla affair. What the heck is the/your problem?
MetaFilter: bigger, stronger geeks
Metafilter: We're snarky even when we're not drunk!
Metafilter: Spamming random bitch notes.
MetaFilter: Plotting The Slow, Painful Death of People Who Keep Posting Stupid Taglines.
Metafilter: I'd like to introduce a policy of introducing no more policies.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: An Endless Litany of Taglines...
MetaFilter: People Who Keep Posting
Metafilter: and by extension, the world
Metafilter: It's like adding a laser to Tetris.
Metafilter: a weekly short writing contest every Friday.
Metafilter: Because I'm bored
Metafilter: Taglines are stupid and annoying
Metafilter: What do YOU think is stupid and annoying?
Metafilter: What YOU think is stupid and annoying.
Metafilter: Taglines are stupid and annoying
Metafilter: We all see that cheer tag coming, don't even think about it.
MetaFilter: Never insert your opinion anywhere there's a chance it could get stuck.
Metafilter: .
Metafilter: Where if you say you are bored, domeone posts about masterbation.
Metafilter: don't post to metatalk just becausw domeone's bored.
Metafilter: taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
Metafilter: said by Ibn Khallikan (13th century biographer) to have been seized by an invisible monster in broad daylight and devoured horribly before a large number of fright-frozen witnesses.
Metafilter: What do YOU think is stupid and annoying?
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Maybe we should get you a little badge and hat.
MetaFilter: 26,000 dip-sticks imploding
metafilter: anything phallic of mine would've blocked the entire shot out the entire sun
Metafilter: a routine that involves hanging 45 pounds of weight from [our] members for up to seven hours at a time
Metafilter: This thread makes me hate every motherfucking one you
Metafilter: the cocktail party from hell. Well, someone had to do it!
MetaFilter: I feel a Venn diagram coming on.
Metafilter: At last, business is entered by heavy artillery.
Metafilter: someone suggesting that a bare, AIDS-infected penis be rammed into rectum repeatedly as some sort of punishment for my political views.
Metafilter: Common Fucking Courtesy.
Metafilter: Look at me when I'm helping you!
Metafilter: hundreds of innocent bystanders will be drenched in the misty remnants of your head.
MetaFilter: poop via poop posted by poop
MetaFilter: but at least you know it's me
Metafilter: You can drop the act.
Metafilter: Nailing everyone to trees.
Metafilter: <img src="http://goat...
MetaFilter: It breaks my mind.
MetaFilter: Mushroom! Mushroom!
Metafilter: (insert quip here)" 's from the site that are found in so many posts.
MetaFilter: particularly out of context
MetaFilter: there's no ejaculation involved
Metafilter:Hands-Free Self-Propelled Pleasure
MetaFilter: It's completely sphincter operated!
MetaFilter: Uncomfortable but highly entertaining.
MetaFilter: You can also just put it on your mantle piece and call it modern art.
MetaFilter: My employer has to tolerate it in the workplace.
MetaFilter: I tried to post this before, but JRun ate it.
MetaFilter: Stimulating the male G-spot.
MetaFilter: loading Java applet" would simulate the experience quite well.
MetaFilter: hottt with three t's
Metafilter: You know what someone more clever than me should do?
Metafilter: Dressed up in an artistic sausage casing.
MetaFilter: I Retract My Snark
Metafilter: Take it from one of the little guys.
Metafilter: No bullshit goes unchallenged, and something reasonable usually comes out in the wash.
Metafilter: taglines, because it's "cool".
Metafilter: taglines just because it's "cool".
Metafilter: Thanks for the exposure!
metafilter: you're not special, you clique of moderatists
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Somebody quote me
Metafilter: get your joke in and still contribute something useful.
Metafilter: now with Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Metafilter: FORBIDDEN WORDS
Metafilter: A large colony of ass-cooties.
Metafilter: fucking wants his head buried in sand, and wants the sand supplied as well.
Metafilter:" .
MetaFilter: subject', 'I for one welcome our ... subject', etc. comments?
MetaFilter: Bamboozling the Laity with Fart Dust and a Sprinkle of Latin!
Metafilter: I'm a genetic dissenter.
metafilter: the polaroids have booze all over them
Metafilter: mob rule and groupthink since 1999
Metafilter: foo bar baz faz" and rendres it into the logo randomly on the fly?
metafilter: You've been naughty, so here's the scoop: all you get for christmas is reindeer poop.
metafilter: perhaps we could get some clarification, or fixing of the rules.
Metafilter: Sweet Jesus doesn’t know what he's talking about; God, take a step away from the computer for a few hours.
Metafilter: Jo jo jo ooo.
Metafilter: Jo jo jo ooo. I am the elephant.
MetaFilter: ZIP Code Jihad.
Metafilter: Your OS sucks
Metafilter: now with a thousand quonsar and jonmc wannabes.
MetaFilter: a public meeting space that prides itself on civil, topical conversation
MetaFilter: Just because Jess closed the thread before I could reply doesn't mean that the point didn't need to be made.
Metafilter: stupid in-joke jackassery by people who have no self-control
Metafilter: I think crunchland has a good point
Metafilter: snrrgghhx... huh?
Metafilter: WAND! (We Are Not Doctors!) Read any medical self-treatment threads and follow their recommendations at your own risk! (IANAL)
Metafilter: playing a game of "gotcha!"
Metafilter: It's all matt's fault
Metafilter: A parallel universe where a parallel me gives a shit what a parallel you thinks
Metafilter: A parallel universe where a parallel me gives a shit what a parallel you thinks
Metafilter: For the 50 millionth nippleclamping time.
Metafilter: You're kinda missing the point.
Metafilter: Shoot me now.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Ask Mr. T
Metafilter: I have no idea, ask Prince.
Metafilter: it was amberglow by a huge margin.
Metafilter: I had better to to bed now.
Metafilter: a herpetic sore on the lip of Metafilter
MetaFilter: Kloppen kop on vant.
Metafilter: pissed and slightly baffled
Metafilter: Five-Dollar Whore
Metafilter: Too Cool for Me
Metafilter: No Blogrrls allowed
MetaFilter: Quit promoting your experience as if it means anything to me
Metafilter: big flaming admin logos
Metafilter: A lot of really clever assholes (to overcome)" tagline. Because people with nothing to say love beating that horse to death too.)
MetaFilter: People with nothing to say and who love beating that horse to death too
MetaFilter: Yellow auto repair cartoon guy
Metafilter: I, for one, welcome our new _____Filter overlords.
MetaFilter: Don't get bogged down with the crap.
MetaFilter: Tip of the Hat to Timecube Dude. Wag of the Finger to UFO Dude.
Metafilter: Must-See HTTP
Metafilter: Better than Yahoo comment boards.
Metafilter: Fathoms of snark.
Metafilter: I'm not precisely sure what you're referring to, so I'll just blather on a bit about something related, perhaps, because I'm all coffeed up.
Metafilter: we're just shumcks on the internet
MetaFilter: I don't think the admins suck too much.
MetaFilter: test (9) apple (5) cars (4) networking (4) accounting (3) baby (3) diy (3) gifts (3) hacks (3) music (3)
metafilter:selfpolicing
metafilter:selfpolicing"
MetaFilter: Self-policed by jack-booted thugs
MetaFilter: It's not just an adventure - it's a job! Be everyone you can be! A roster of 1000, an army of 1.
metafilter: there's not really a place for it here
MetaFilter: GET the LIFE!
MetaFilter: Sorta web2.0 porn.
Metafilter: get aids and die. tia
MetaFilter: We'll Tell You What To Think.
MetaFilter: a cage full of starving Rottweilers and indignant vegetarians
Metafilter: your only joy will be the sweet release of death
Metafilter: None. Harm done by deleting it: potentially lots.
Metafilter: Remixed. Not as useful for this purpose as a clickthrough counter would be, to be sure, but better than nothing.
Metafilter: You're not fooling me, not with that username.
metafilter: don't tell mom about my tattoo
MetaFilter: Ignore Anything Having To Do With Rothko.
MetaFilter: monkey spankage!
MetaFilter: monkey spankage!
metafilter: a handful of assholes and a bucket of cocks
metafilter: a handful of assholes and a bucket of cocks
Metafilter: BAD!
MetaFilter: a fucking tuna sal(a)d potluck dinner
Metafilter: Oh and stop fucking whining already, you fucking whiner.
Metafilter: Fuck you all very much.
MetaFilter: I'd like to strangle you and then shit in your lifeless mouth
MetaFilter: The "P" in your pepper.
Metafilter: It could be a porn-bot.
MetaFilter: Everybody gets a jagged glass dildo.
Metafilter:" in front of that.
MetaFilter: The gift that keeps on giving I hate you and your agenda.
MetaFilter: If it's dios, we'll bitch about it.
MetaFIlter: I can't believe I'm talking to you.
Metafilter: an exclusive club of tired old snarkmongers" in-joke reference "...
Metafilter: Free to those who can afford it. Prohibitively expensive to those who can't.
MetaFilter: theater, fad dances, old erotica, alcohol, and weird LP covers.
MetaFilter: As stupid as it appears.
Metafilter: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Metafilter: We experienced the Second Coming.
Metafilter: 30 seconds of brilliant and then three additional minutes of shut the fuck up.
Metafilter: Order maintainance policing since 1999.
MetaFilter: I had this Interbutt thing figured out.
metafilter: not a laughing matter
MetaFilter: fuck those guys, and fuck him, too.
Metafilter: "Welcome to Metafilter!"
Metafilter: "Please enter your bio here:"
Metafilter: ". . . What? Are you okay?"
MetaFilter: BIG BUSTY BOOBS! (.)(.)
MetaFilter: a bunch of silly, angry potheads
MetaFilter: You deleted them? You DELETED them? Well I hope you are REAL proud of yourself. Think about what you just did.
MetaFilter: Just a slave to the whims of a miniscule minority.
MetaFilter: more addictive than pot.
MetaFilter: a miniscule minority of 20 something self-absorbed, potsmoking, divorce victim lackies
Metafilter: delete my account.
Metafilter: make sure your post includes at one question mark. It's not hard. You can do it.
MetaFilter: Fuck They!
Metafilter: I majored in Women's Studies so what do I know.
Metafilter: Pissed and Slightly Baffled
Metafilter: There's valuable gold in the poop they fling.
Metafilter: Now with Dots....
Metafilter: get your free beers for AA tokens!
MetaFilter:"xxxxxx" as well.
Metafilter: We're all just pretty much trying to help each other lead happy lives.
Metafilter: That's no well!
MetaFilter: Snarky, mean people- to a fault.
MetaFilter: lucky mucky fucking suckers from Kentucky with a plucky ducky coming in a trucky driven by a shmuck that struck a buck to the strains of Gluck and made it yucky
MetaFilter: an extra Wikipedia link tossed in to diddle the mods
Metafilter: a bunch of intolerant cunts that depress me every time i return to this shithole.
Metafilter: a bunch of intolerant cunts that depress me every time i return to this shithole.
Metafilter: a bunch of intolerant cunts that depress me every time i return to this shithole.
Metafilter: conform, or eat shit and die.
Metafilter: Ever vigilant belligerent.
MetaFilter: we should stop measuring our dicks.
metafilter: you will need PC and internet connection!
Metafilter: I think you've all made your point. Let's move on.
MetaFilter: A Slit-Like Introitus
metafilter: The Best of The Best of the Web
MetaFilter: Trying to institutionalize picayune pedantry.
MetaFilter: Some kind of devil's-advocate-cum-contrarian-object-lesson-type-thing.
MetaFilter: Unrealistic, pretentious and tiresome
Metafilter: A place to share "summary marks" of SCIENCE!
Metafilter: the thin blue line.
MetaFilter: Their restraint lost the ensuing battle with their enthusiasm.
Metafilter: quite nutritive
Metafilter: (I'm inserted in this area here in Brazil too)
MetaFilter: a warehouse for all your fear.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: a Skinnerian black box
MetaFilter: this is not what MetaFilter is for
Metafilter: built on an indian burial ground.
Metafilter: No, I'M the republican here!
Metafilter: let's all play Who Wants To Be Banned
Metafilter: Bail out now before the bad spirits get you.
MetaFilter: we stick your name in a hate.
MetaFilter: a recurring problem here at Metafilter.
MetaFilter: Couldn't I just whine like a little schoolgirl due for a spanking a little more?
MetaFilter: a recurring problem here at Metafilter.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: ask for the 'happy ending'.
MetaFilter: From 'have a nice day' to 'motherfucker' with no points inbetween.
Metafilter: from 'have a nice day' to 'motherfucker' with no points in between
Metafilter: The Movie I'm totally going to portray Mathowie as sitting on a giant bag with $ on it, or $$ instead of eyeballs, sitting on a recumbent bike.
Metafilter: The Album, though don't quote me on that.
Metafilter: The Album"
Metafilter: The Musical.
MetaFilter: The Album--I've been working on a project of which you ought to be a part.
Metafilter: If this were a plane, we'd all be dead. It's that serious.
metafilter: The Next Generation?
MetaFilter: I certainly did not flag that crap as fantastic.
Metafilter: All in the Family
MetaFilter: No! We insist you leave it broken!
MetaFilter: Bullshit.
MetaFilter: I am so fat and my posts suck.
Metafilter: (remember dios?)
Metafilter: dios, don't be a dick about it.
Metafilter: Assume it lost all of its normal functioning years ago.
MetaFilter: It's like Twin Peaks, only crazy!
Metafilter: bring back the enormous cock please
Metafilter: The campfire that kindles our adolescent need for perverse mixtures of explosives, fire, falling off of things, pain, pancakes, and misconceptions about girls and sex. Sometimes people piss on the fire, but we're older now, and we don't need no stinkin' Scout Leader scrambling out after us like some kind of rabid, drunken badger tearing through a wet paper bag. Better to sleep through the stink, and be wiser in the morning. With apologies to loquacious.
MetaFilter: Better to sleep through the stink, and be wiser in the morning.
MetaFilter: with apologies
Metafilter: Taking The Internet Too Seriously
metafilter: the unexamined implicit assumption
MetaFilter: titillating about angry librarians.
Metafilter: Spiders, searing fire, separation from feeling, snakes, sodomy, eon after eon.
Metafilter: giggles, sound of men running in sandles
Metafilter: complain about dios and then whine about newsfilter and it'll push this horrid and offensive abortion down the list"
Metafilter: god damn, I gotsta propogate this shit.
Metafilter: Folks paying Matt to work.
MetaFilter: "omg I'm so awesome!"
MetaFilter: midget commies.
Metafilter: It's not about the sex!
Metafilter: where's my five nines?
Metafilter: [no answer]
Metafilter: "$5.00."
MetaFilter: Why on earth would a bunch of people get together and conspire to post all this inane goblitygook?
MetaFilter: Why on earth would a bunch of people get together and conspire to post all this inane goblitygook?"
MetaFilter: Why on earth would a bunch of people get together and conspire to post all this inane goblitygook gobbledygook?
MetaFilter: I would greatly appreciate a break from that crap.
Metafilter: Almost instantly taglined witty remark.
Metafilter: Separating the wheatish skin-tones from the chaff.
MetaFilter: The site typifies the worst of things.
MetaFilter: Would probably work OK.
MetaFilter: A forum to work out our intra-community issues.
MetaFilter: At least 31 people gave a shit.
MetaFilter: Make it rather long.
Metafilter: It's a festering cesspool.
Metafilter: you're totally high
MetaFilter: Weird Dios Fetishism.
Metafilter: the lesbian asking the question is a girl
Metafilter: Accessory before the fact.
Metafilter: Canada is mad at me.
Metafilter: Music from Quonsar's pants"
Metafilter: the Heroic Saga of the commons.
MetaFilter: Respectful Discussions".
Metafilter: Fuck tolerance
Metafilter: even the jokes have teeth.
Metafilter: Don't hate be because I'm younger, prettier, and richer than you; hate me because you love to hate.
MetaFilter: you're an asshole. stop posting things because you don't have anything worthwhile to say.
Metafilter: the overwhelming din caused by all the clucking tongues.
MetaFilter: the most awesome fat kid square dance rant I have ever seen.
Metafilter: Fustian
MetaFilter: The fustian ornament of somewhat spirited talk.
Metafilter: at least two posts with the word "fustian."
Metafilter: When old timers come out of the wood work to deepthroat their own boots
MetaFilter: Fit of Angry
MetaFilter: Er, anger not angry
Metafilter: Sometimes I think folks here need to go find a friend or something.
Metafilter: honest, scholarly persuasion on a level playing field with cynical, hard-bitten toddlers just out of their cribs
Metafilter: "How mowglisambo got caught"
MetaFilter: I don't understand what is going on here.
Metafilter: Check for airborne pigs.
Metafilter: Blah blah blah I hate all of you blah blah blah derail derail derail.
MetaFilter: high school stoner bullshit
Metafilter: if you weren't stupid and lazy you probably could have answered your first question yourself.
Metafilter: A whole big bag of fuck yeah!
MetaFilter: The audience laughs and roars along as he mistakes side effect for malicious intent
metafilter: my above post parses like a Nigerian email
MetaFilter: Lovely people loving each other.
Metafilter: Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making.
metafilter: self-policing since 1999.
MetaFilter: the percentage of comments that suggest taglines
Metafilter: Bullshit. You're all crazy.
Metafilter: lol bush iz teh dum
MetaFilter: (*)'s
Metafilter: Flagged as Fantastic
Metafilter: You're wrong, I'm wrong, We're Wrong
MetaFilter: I get email all the time from irate magicians
MetaFilter: Good ol' fashioned freak-outs since 1999
MetaFilter: We Spit on Houdini's Grave.
Metafilter: the lamest and filthiest well of circlejerk geeksterbation.
Metafilter: a cliche that is pretty much guaranteed to derail any thread in which it's posted
Metafilter: You, sir, are clearly nuts.
MetaFilter: I | you.
Metafilter: DOOD OMG FUKKIN BUSH IS GOING DOWN!!!11one!
Metafilter: I was slightly happier before I saw the PENIS being shoved into the CHICKEN.
Metafilter: I was slightly happier before I saw the PENIS being shoved into the CHICKEN.
Metafilter: Be a curmudgeonly old internet crank.
Metafilter: Rejecting theology, embracing evangelism.
Metafilter: Communal Weblog
Metafilter: Anonymous paid commenter wins.
Metafilter:" taglines found on Mefi. Let the customer decide.
MetaFilter: The Throbbing Cowboy."
Metafilter: Obvious tagline.
Metafilter: Unfiltered I will buy up all the copies I can find and hide them in the woods.
MetaFilter: It's like living in a really crappy city, where the water is brown and it rains every day. But you stay there because all your friends are there. One day someone's going to to realize the place is a piece of shit and move on. Eventually another city will take it's place. ... and Cleveland sucks too!
Metafilter: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Metafilter: You're on crack.
MetaFilter: Because you have nothing better to do.
MetaFilter: I don't know why everyone is so hung up.
Metafilter: assuming good intent since since 1999. Was it a weak callout: Yes. Am I too sensitive: Yes. I still love you guys though.
MetaFilter: The guy doesn't sound like much of a catch.
metafilter: people making comments directed at other personalities instead of the post topic or issues surrounding it.
Metafilter: you who commented in that thread should review that thought or go lick a dogs ass till it bleeds, maybe both.
Metafilter: Masters of remote psychological diagnosis
Metafilter: is it more about the poster getting an answer, or about people reading it for curiosity and trivial pursuit? If answers start dropping off then perhaps it will affect the latter, and fewer eyeballs on the page reduces the overall utility of the site, since casual browsers may have that perfect answer.
MetaFilter: The best of the web, so long as it can be viewed in under two minutes.
MetaFilter: The best of the web, so long as it can be viewed in under two minutes.
MetaFilter:blahblah thing really. That was the reason for my dumber comment).
Metafilter: Drooling idiots welcome! ;-P
Metafilter: It practically titters
MetaFilter: simply because of the petty and irrational self-righteous twattery of its detractors.
Metafilter: Jimbob and bugbread have it.
Metafilter: Icing on the shit cake.
MetaFilter: If you don't say it here, don't say it at all.
MetaFilter: MUAHAHAHAHA.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: a bunch of nutters who are somehow watching every edit
MetaFilter: Strangers deriding strangers since 1999.
Metafilter: without needless drama, we'd all have to go back to pointless debates.
MetaFilter: Like a frantically googling layman with poor reasoning skills
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Then quonsar comes along and says something only he finds funny. Then EB comes along and takes seven paragraphs to state the obvious. Then languagehat comes along and congratulates EB on being an intellectual peer, so far above the chatty rabble. Then I say something about how my perception of many of you is that you need girl and/or boyfriends. Then monju_bosatsu comes along and says I don't defend dios, I just carry his water for him unto perpetuity. Someone will tell me I should eat a bag of cocks. And at the very, very end of this thread, which won't finish up completely until Monday afternoon, y2karl will come along and say something cryptic about a mefite who hasn't posted here since 2002. And all the while, dios will get his jollies reading all this shit through the weekend and thinking once again he's "won" mefi, because he's only capable of seeing this place in terms of warfare (how Lakoffian of me...).
MetaFilter: Mutant Gimpfuckings.
MetaFilter: respecting the work but loathing the presentation
Metafilter: Removed inline chickenfucking image
Metafilter: one big hipster pissing contest where oh fuck it.
Metafilter: Just a random person in a bad mood.
Metafilter: A bar full of drunk college professors and stoned garbagemen/flash animators arguing at full volume about Finnegan's Wake and classic King Crimson songs while they try and get in each others pants and not pay for the drinks
MetaFilter: Stupid shit lives on based on my whims.
Metafilter: I've unwittingly viewed the chickenfucking image
MetaFilter: altered vision, muscle twitching, other involuntary movements, loss of awareness of your surroundings, mental confusion, and/or convulsions.
MetaFilter: a question about futures, tradesports, betting, gambling, prediction and markets". Could turn out a bit funny, but I think it's better than what we've got now. Questions don't need titles, and having them just causes problems.
MetaFilter: Like the inside of a hot dog.
MetaFilter: Made of various unsavory meats.
MetaFilter: Full of lips and assholes.
Metafilter: Doesn't make a lick of gaddamned sense, prepositionally speaking.
Metafilter: Where all the children are above average.
MetaFilter: You. Can't. Win.
Metafilter: The Summer of Snark has begun
Metafilter: The Summer of Snark has begun"
Metafilter: Based on our analysis of your posting semantics, we refute your claim to be 13 years old and demand you reveal your true identity. Are you my mommy?
Metafilter: Lets just be funny ok? Or smart or something. Lets just decide to do that.
MetaFilter: maybe you're just ignoring it.
MetaFilter: Apples to Apples
Metafilter: Yes, by all means this is entirely my fault. (mathowie)
MetaFilter: Generally not too stupid, is what I'm trying to get at.
Metafilter: slapped together and posted on the internet where everyone will love you for it.
MetaFilter: I'll wipe what you have and repost.
MetaFilter: You put certain topics on the table and this place becomes a puddle of drool, quite incapable of intelligence or civility. Christianity is one of those topics. Ann Coulter is another.
metafilter: 600 kinds of ass smells
Metafilter: your best option may be just shutting the fuck up
Metafilter: A bit of puritanical demogogery absent from actual meaning
Metafilter: Idiots who decided to shit in the thread
MetaFilter: Throbbing wangs of indignation.
Metafilter: Midgets fuc ohnevermind
Metafilter: hm, maybe you should get back to work then, huh?
Metafilter: For Kids!'
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: an abstract fable with a connect-the-dots moral
Metafilter: My opponents are extremists
MetaFilter: My cowrokers are X-streamists
Metafilter: hearing your orgasm all the way down here.
Metafilter: hearing your orgasm all the way down here.
metafilter: OMG You're a total idiot.
Metafilter: I once called a man out in MeTa, just to watch him flameout.
MetaFilter: All I called for was attention.
Metafilter: Why do some people think they have been on the internet longer than me? Are they crazy, or just misinformed?
Metafilter: The Manson Family was a community too.
Metafilter: in retrospect I probably should've waited.
MetaFilter: The plastic.com where it's okay to editorialize in your posts.
Metafilter: The plastic.com that's still around.
MetaFilter: 5 posts by puke & cry posts and 689 comments
Metafilter: No wonder all of us narcissistic a-list weblogers stopped frequenting this site years ago...
Metafilter: So practical that it eliminates thought.
Metafilter: HeisenFish.
Metafilter: The chicken fucking pic really topped it off.
MetaFilter: precious oozings.
MetaFilter: Odes to Deleted Crap
MetaFilter: no posts and 3 comments
metafilter: pre-emptively destroying its own fun
Metafilter: waiting on lawyering
Metafilter: teaching indiebass a new in-joke every time he stops by
Metafilter: at the beck and call of Lotto's boyfriend (yes, her boyfriend. BOYFRIEND!)
MetaFilter: a thin scum over fear
Metafilter: Fingers are also meat
Metafilter: fallacious arsedribble
Metafilter:
metafilter: Religious oppression, any question that would ask for perceived incidents of "personal oppression" from a segment of the population is subtle hatemongering with the intention of inciting contention and propagating slander, libel and misinformation. This thread is dangerous and should be removed immediately.
MetaFilter: Directing thirsty souls to the Source of Living Water.
MetaFilter: Best of the Web, just not today.
Metafilter: You're not going to kill my dog.
Metafilter: Don't You Fucking Dare Include References To Wikipedia or YouTube Or I'll Fucking Cut The Shit Out Of You.
metafilter: Racist oppression, any question that would ask for derogatory jokes about a segment of the population is subtle hatemongering with the intention of inciting contention and propagating slander, libel and misinformation. This thread is dangerous and should be removed immediately.
Metafilter: ahead of that self-immolating guy in the banana suit.
Metafilter: They paved paradise and put up a snarking lot.
Metafilter: A very rough reflection of the degree of fame of a given dead person.
Metafilter: photographed by DaShiv : >
Metafilter: IDEOLOGICAL MONSTERS
MetaFilter: Forum of America
MetaFilter: Best of the web
MetaFilter: no posts and no comments
Metafilter: It's pony time, asshole.
Metafilter: It makes me happy to know that my presence is so offensive to you.
Metafilter: Have fun eating each other alive, kids!
Metafilter: Suck it, (insert name here)!
Metafilter: Safe and civil.
Metafilter: Don the Asbestos.
MetaFilter: the hotline receiptionist is male
MetaFilter: We're All in This Together, With Decoder Rings
Metafilter: Our readers are hotter than Fleshbot's.
Metafilter: Our readers are hotter than Fleshbot's.
MetaFilter: We'll shoot down your "good feature" suggestions.
Metafilter: a fucking pre-kindergarden for schizophrenics
MetaFilter: Putting the Me in Meta since 1999.
Metafilter: malformed gentiles
Metafilter: malformed gentiles
Metafilter: some sort of uppity delicacy
Metafilter: Place is turning into a cesspool of understanding
MetaFilter: We're getting too old for this shit.
MetaFilter: Running our tools against each other.
MetaFilter: I cockslapped you with set theory before breakfast, punk. How's that feel?
Metafilter: A little performance art.
Metafilter: In the long run, we're all screed.
MetaFilter: Ask a bunch of strangers on the Internets...
MetaFilter: I thought it seemed kinda petty.
Metafilter: getting all Dworkin on your sleazy ass.
MetaFilter: Perhaps You'll Die.
Metafilter: denying people the choice/control of content
MetaFilter: no posts and 15 comments
Metafilter: I guess I really do have to search before asking
Metafilter: This feature sounds about as handy as side pockets on a toad's ass to me.
MetaFilter: Really bad for your girl parts.
Metafilter: Dios is being contrary
MetaFilter: It's the Toad's pockets.
MetaFIlter: Who the fuck knows.
Metafilter: churlish puling since 1198
Metafilter: Don't Ask Us For Shit.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: the pure, Platonic essence of lame.
Metafilter: It's kind of like a mormon masturbating.
Metafilter: an 8th grade masturbatory orgy of douchebaggery
Metafilter: where you can post any sort of inane bullshit so long as it doesn't come off as remotely conservative.
MetaFilter: I'm pretty sure I share this vice.
Metafilter: Ascenders, descenders and dots in lower case.
MetaFilter: A collection point for enemies of the state.
MetaFilter: Fuck all you bitches
Metafilter: "Judging from some of the comments, you may be the only one that actually thinks"
MetaFilter: I think it's best to give people the benefit of the doubt, and- Hahahaha!... hah... heh... oh my.
Metafilter: Spurting cocks and anal snowballing.
Metafilter: Everybody's got 'That old lady is about to fall over' on their mind.
MetaFilter: McNasty Weblog
MetaFilter: how about a bunny fucking a balloon
MetaFilter: how about a bunny fucking a balloon
Metafilter: Afraid to post.
Metafilter: I don't think there's a set policy, in any case.
MetaFilter:" in front of that.
Metafilter: tagline"s. I don't think you can search for colons in google or yahoo.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Would some of you please just let it go?
MetaFilter: If you can read this you must be some kinda pinko metrosexual.
Metafilter: an anodized-neon lump of cocksled
MetaFilter: no posts and 10 comments
MetaFilter: The food here sucks--and wormsinmybraingetthemout ohgodkillmebeforeitaglineagain such small portions!
Metafilter: I claim this website in the name of The Queen of Spain!
Metafilter: We'll name your baby "If I had an Anus"
Metafilter: a cage with a pack of howling, slavering hyenas.
MetaFilter: Enterprise.
Metafilter: Expands body showing dominate.
Metafilter: Expand body showing dominate, and maybe some disgust in a frown.
MetaFilter: no posts and 2 comments
Metafilter: I like seeing my own comment after I write it.
MetaFilter: no posts and no comments
MetaFilter: Waits for Praise from the Cool Kids
Metafilter: In my defense, I'm an idiot.
metafilter: talking the piss out of quonsar
MetaFilter: 2 posts by xtian posts and 101 comments"
MetaFilter: no posts and 83 comments
Metafilter: Is there a server down prehaps ?
MetaFilter: no posts and 39 comments
MetaFilter: Helping THE TERRORIſTS ſteal ſamples of Varicella ſimplex since 2001.
MetaFilter: ok i know you'll all think im paraoid
Metafilter: Try your best to spell words and use the shift key or we are going to give you a hard time about it.
Metafilter: Try your best to spell words and use the shift key or and we are going to give you a hard time about it anyway.
MetaFilter: Don't. Fuck. With. MetaFilter.
MetaFilter: You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!
Metafilter: I apologize for what I was thinking
Metafilter: you got caught by the hype, and it stings.
metafilter: willingly making the ultimate Iraq
MetaFilter: In the reptile hose.
Metafilter: We couldn't hold all their angst.
Metafilter: "You make me want to go on a weekend-long cross-country bombing spree."
Metafilter: Stay in Canada and eat more ice and snow
Metafilter: Stay in Canada and eat more ice and snow.
Metafilter: Look through the thread and make sure that nobody has already posted your tagline.
MetaFilter: "WHY AREN'T THE VIOLENT BALL SPORTS PROPERLY CULLING THE HERD?"
Metafilter: whatever happened to the taglines? I sorta miss them.
Metafilter: Typing random shit into a little box.
Metafilter: I can't think of anything to say at the moment.
MetaFilter: I was out on a date last night. We drove into the woods and were, you know, getting intimate when we heard a scrabbling noise and got scared and drove back to the city as fast as we could. When we got out of the car we found a bloody hook still dangling from the doorhandle! Do I have a moral obligation to report this incident to the police??
MetaFilter: the website that time forgot.
MetaFilter: furries, frottage and American politics.
MetaFilter: I totally agree with some of you, and I think some of you are fucking idiots.
MetaFilter: mostly hormone posts
Metafilter: I'm sorry you said that, and I'll try to forget it as quickly as possible.
MetaFilter: Seriously debating a "anal sex only" rule.
Metafilter: Nothing but heartaches and "daddy didn't love me"
Metafilter: A lot lot lot of total douchebags when it comes to relationships
MetaFilter: persnickety little mopes
metafilter: and being supported by pissing elephants since 1999, but that would require more energy than I have right now.
Metafilter: Persons of Nuance
Metafilter: We're here for your amusement or trickery. Fuckers.
Metafilter: able and willing"
MetaFilter: We only do the hard questions.
Metafilter: a ball of unique snowflakes.
MetaFilter: I hope he dies of penis cancer.
metafilter: fucking your cockshit in the dickass
MetaFilter: It's like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry shaves his chest
metafilter: fucking your cockshit in the dickass since sometime in 1999
metafilter: you could just post a link to a txt file on your server.
Metafilter: many rich, nuanced and spittle-laced shouting matches.
Metafilter: the TV show.
Metafilter: the TV show.
MetaFilter: Yeah, I also had sex once and think that means about five
MetaFilter: This isn't a contest!
METAFILTER: OVER 5 MILLION SERVED
MetaFilter: Delete at will.
MetaFilter: no posts and no comments
Metafilter: IT'S ALIVE.
MetaFilter: we are, as a group, big drinkers.
Metafilter: I am frequently irritated by contributors here
Metafilter: Come for the racism, stay for the pancakes (now with special syrup)
Metafilter: We have lots of assholes on here, period.
Metafilter: you have been enlisted as it's army of retards
Metafilter:I find things irritating when people aren't as clever as they think they're being.
Metafilter: I know that I have a high level of intelligence...
Metafilter: the ideas guys
metafilter: it's serious business
Metafilter: tolerating boorish behaviour" is *not* a tag-line I'm expecting to see in this lifetime.
MetaFilter: The sooner you accept your impotence and defeat in this regard, the better.
Metafilter: Aiding and abetting criminals sanctioned by the moderators.
Metafilter: I deleted it without hesitation.
Metafilter: I guess we disagree then.
MetaFilter: More Vicious than Rape
Metafilter: What if it were Hitler's vagina?
Metafilter: What if it were Hitler's vagina?
Metafilter: Careersuicidewatch
Metafilter: it's all about jonmc
MetaFilter: takes all the bitchsnark away
MetaFilter: often sickly, and nearly always male.
MetaFilter: often sickly, and nearly always male.
MetaFilter: I fucked your mother.
MetaFilter: often sickly, and nearly always male.
MetaFilter: a boorish nerdgasm for its contributors and a lazy resource for uninspired college students
Metafilter: I don't care, and I don't care that you don't care, and further, even if I did care, I'd care less than you, even though we care enough to post in this thread about how we don't care.
MetaFilter: Why don't you actually read the fucking thread first?
Metafilter: this isn't the first time you've been accused of overmoderating and it won't be the last
MetaFilter: obviously they're trying to cause trouble...
Metafilter: I didn't cry or anything when he killed himself.
Metafilter:X tagline, declaring that they'd just shot coffee out of their nose (or hilarious variant), followed by, of course, the requisite clever play on [more inside], which keeps us all in stitches, every single time.
metafilter: i'm in ur lawn de-pantsing ur vibrating camera fish
Metafilter: place-switching your bushes.
Metafilter:X tagline, declaring that they'd just shot coffee out of their nose (or hilarious variant), followed by, of course, the requisite clever play on [more inside], which keeps us all in stitches, every single time.
MetaFilter: This is why democracy will never work.
Metafilter: This is what democracy not working looks like
Metafilter: the spider veins on my scrotum are normal for an old guy.
MetaFilter: I've been beating my wife for years and she's finally taken her revenge. Can anyone tell me how to take apart the garbage disposal in the sink and is it worth the trouble?"
MetaFilter: "malicious" folk such as myself aren't welcome.
MetaFilter: You must show pancakes in order to acquire identity.
MetaFilter: some joking around, as well as possibly some heated debate.")
Metafilter: At least use a sockpuppet.
Metafilter: pointlessly rude and patronising
Metafilter: some kind of Bizarro World where reality cannot penetrate your senses.
Metafilter: this is the worst example of whatever it is that I have ever seen.
MetaFilter: encourages the perpetuation of a REALLY tired, unfunny joke.
Metafilter:(.*)<br>". I slept while it ran for MeFi, but AskMe took like 6 hours, and MeTa a bit less. The deletion reasons crawl is currently running but I'm up to 4000 and not one reason, so I'm not sure whats going on. Mabye there is no reasons in early MeFi?
MetaFilter: encourages the perpetuation of a REALLY tired, unfunny joke.
metafilter: yes, many many many of them are unfunny
MetaFilter:" in front of them. Of course, they are not examples of the now-traditional gag (whereby a snippet of a previous comment is used as the tagline out of context), but rather actual attempts at coming up with new, funny taglines.
Metafilter: Come for the Askme, stay for the MeTalk.
metafilter:what do you think?
MetaFilter: more like a vigorous scratching of the ball sack
MetaFilter:s: Funny suggestion from a user named "signal," given that it's a pure advocation for noise.
MetaFilter: an excuse to say "Fuck you" to somebody
MetaFilter:s: Funny suggestion from a user named "signal," given that it's a pure advocation for noise."
Metafilter: Perfect for our ADD society.
MetaFilter: I don't think a lack of eloquence is the problem.
Metafilter:.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: passive-aggressively whiny
MetaFilter: 92 posts by jonmc and 11760 comments
Metafilter: It didn't seem broke, and this doesn't seem to fix anything.
MetaFilter: open wide and plant the tip in the flapjack.
MetaFilter: mostly cliquish, classist wankery.
MetaFilter: mostly cliquish, classist wankery."
Metafilter:.
MetaFilter: ...
MetaFilter: asc()ing you whether you take it in the ord().
MetaFilter: My dorky glasses are bigger than yours since 1999.
MetaFilter: (get the husband to start sucking!)
MetaFilter: Helping Melody Joy Kramer write articles of dubious merit since 2004.
Metafilter: Members think highly of themselves.
Metafilter: I run a community web site which has lots of regular participants who think they somehow share ownership of the site just because they're willing to visit regularly. And some of them complain constantly about nearly everything I do. I'm fed up with the hassle; I'd have pitched the entire thing a lot time ago except that it's now how I earn my living.
Metafilter: Members think highly of themselves.
Metafilter: we can't know because we're on the freaking Internet
Metafilter: this is such made up bullshit
Metafilter: "I'm Having Sex With My Daughter's Boyfriend!"
Metafilter: a hassle to moderate.
Metafilter: The Best of the Web, no self-linking
Metafilter: Questions needing answers, no hypotheticals.
MetaFilter: drunk, high and about two minutes from having a nervous breakdown.
MetaFilter: packed with pompous pricks
MetaFilter: a community of autistic hall monitors
Metafilter: Questions needing answers, no hypotheticals.
MetaFilter: I'm giving folks a forum.
Metafilter:this tepid wonderland
Metafilter: this tepid wonderland
Metafilter: tepid wonderland?
Metafilter: Mincing About Like a Tart. I luv' it!
MetaFilter: even to the regions of the heart and brains.
Metafilter: rainbows and circumcisions
Metafilter: the vaseline-smeared lens of nostalgia
Metafilter: someone's always bitching.
MetaFilter: some kind of delicious internal Spoonerism
MetaFilter: Anal gate ugh.
Metafilter: Tame trifle
Metafilter:
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: I think this did wendell.
Metafilter: mojo magic to squish it into the sideblog
MetaFilter: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
MetaFilter: I Think We're All Dicks On This Bus.
Metafilter:" get used? Or what user made the most comments on a day to day basis.
Metafilter: You People.
Metafilter: A Karate Chop to the Head.
Metafilter: wasting a tremendous amount of time here in the past few years.
Metafilter: Frankly I get bored by my own opinions sometimes.
Metafilter: just be prepared to learn some useless nerdy information while you're there.
MetaFilter: You're harshing everyone else's mellow.
MetaFilter: Abusing the community to make a joke.
Metafilter: all it took was scrolling down.
MetaFilter: Ever buy a sockpuppet?
MetaFilter: It's just a linkdump.
Metafilter: Quonsar has grasped the essence, here.
MetaFilter: You're an idiot. No, you're a bigot.
MetaFilter: "Why are you being intentionally obtuse?" "I have no idea what you mean."
Metafilter: No, I'm just moderately retarded.
Metafilter: so not racist
Metafilter: my girlfriend wants me to unleash my imminent torrent of lovesludge on her face but I don't know if my consistency will be what she desires... should I change my diet?
MetaFilter: Old starts at 37.
Metafilter: all vagina this and taste-me that
MetaFilter: "I will have no further words exchanged with you [234 more words]"
MetaFilter: I would have little claim to expect people to grasp some narrative to me.
MetaFilter: A resource to which we make next to no contributions.
MetaFilter: We're not a thought crime community.
MetaFilter: People are upset about the change.
Metafilter: Can't we all just relax and talk about someone else's genitals for a change?
Metafilter: a strong distaste for the intact male genitalia.
MetaFilter: Here comes the usual shit-storm!
Metafilter: Yet another totally erroneous factoid
Metafilter: snarks, jokes, voices of reason and pissed off moderators.
Metafilter: Mother Nature's Topiary
Metafilter: There are worms in my head-hole." made me spit tea all over my monitor.
MetaFilter: possibly the most horrifying thing I've ever read.
MetaFilter: starting to piss me off.
MetaFilter: Worms in my headhole!
Metafilter: a post barrage of glaring stupidity and drooling idiocy
Metafilter: oversensationalized, pointing to dubious sources. Mountains out of molehills.
metafilter: ever give yourself a pickle enema while you have a case of inflamed hemorrhoids?
Metafilter: a hideous vortex of deja vu
Metafilter: A long and storied hatred of the obese.
Metafilter: Steeped in shadenfruede.
Metafilter: A completely unnuanced attitude toward art.
MetaFilter: The Lost Souls Room - It's Death for the Dead
Metafilter: x" they've been wrong?
MetaFilter: You're petty and your post sucks.
MetaFilter: Like shagging your wife in the laundry room while shoving great fistfuls of popcorn in your maw.
MetaFilter: "10 or 15 people who tend towards asshole"
Metafilter: cut-rate, knee-jerk, jealous fucking monday-morning psychologists
Metafilter: brimming with pictures of my penis
Metafilter: A Darker Shade of Green
Metafilter: In a hypothetical battle for supremacy, who would win: obsessed with rape or obsessed with poo?
Metafilter: feeling refreshed and blissfully unaware of what you just read
Metafilter: badly-worded ambiguity that leads to poop jokes
MetaFilter: Not an octopus getting shoved up some girl's vagina.
MetaFilter: Somebody should complain to someone.
Metafilter: off on a hair-trigger and sounding like a dick
MetaFilter: get off your ergo office chairs and go do something with your day
MetaFilter: A Royal Society Meeting In The Late 17th Century
Metafilter: Apparently we're twice as interested in computers as we are in sex.
Metafilter: It'll be my first time and I just want everything to be perfect.
MetaFilter: Everyone knew it was me.
MetaFilter: Smack my bitch up.
MetaFilter: doing a fine job with the whole links thing.
metafilter: an exceedingly snarky community of users who alternate between being very excited about engaging posts and very catty about dull ones.
MetaFilter: debate that won't be settled here.
Metafilter: My birthday falls on the exact same day that I was born. It has haunted me throughout my entire life.
MetaFilter: a rag-tag crew of Kalashnikov-toting anti-Apple guerrilla fighters.
Metafilter: What on Dog's green earth would satisfy you bastards?
MetaFilter: the cuteness we'd like to defeat
Metafilter: FOR ME TO POOP ON!
MetaFilter: abrasive and somewhat plodding.
MetaFilter: �Un cubo de penes cada d�a!
MetaFilter: there is no specifically stated rule against picking one's nose during a discussion
MetaFilter: WE do NOT have average members
MetaFilter: lots of little side rules that are unclear.
MetaFilter: I am not a Special Snowflake.
Metafilter: Evil Fuckery" thing now?
MetaFilter: not my first blog either.
MetaFilter: it hurts when I do it too!
metafilter:
MetaFilter: Random (though honest) morons, now with added zombies.
Metafilter: do you even read matt's answers, or do you just whine incessantly?
Metafilter: Terribly banal web cunt cunt thing political cunt.
MetaFilter: Good content seems like an awfully low bar to waiving the no doubles policy.
Metafilter: Community weblog".
Metafilter: I'm looking for an ironclad axiom.
Metafilter: remind us to attack life, because it's going to kill us anyway.
MetaFilter: we do genuinely like you.
metafilter: its dim copy-n-paste origins are lost to the mists of prehistory.
metafilter: its dim copy-n-paste origins are lost to the mists of prehistory."
MetaFilter: It's fine, you're fine.
MetaFilter: Stop salivating on your forehead
MetaFilter: Needs more plushies
MetaFilter: You could do it if you had a concave face.
MetaFilter: Perverse Bizarro-Love Fests
metafilter:echo chamber for retards
metafilter:echo chamber, chamber, chamber, chamber...
metafilter: bad deletion, man.
Metafilter:....) unless the tagline has already appeared in the thread. You can't just make it up!
Metafilter: You can't just make it up!
Metafilter: depressing insularity!
Metafilter: You can't just make it up!
Metafilter: too painfully obvious!
Metafilter: Shut the fuck up, IRFH!
MetaFilter: Don't you realize how rediculous you look? I mean you look REDICULOUS!! Please enlighten us as to WHY you do this?
Metafilter: sexapanding for thousands of people daily.
Metafilter: sexapanding for thousands of people daily fortnightly.
Metafilter: demanding apologies for apologies.
Metafilter: Tom Waits, zombies, and grandfather clocks.
MetaFilter: A salty sea of idiots.
MetaFilter: Tastes a little dry.
Metafilter: [Insert Tagline], The Overlords, fluffy breakfast foods. That's all well and good and probably a big part of why most of us like hanging out here. I guess "PepsiBlue!" is one our things but, please PepsiBlue!-er's, don't get Nader-esque delusions of grandeur.
Metafilter: A lot of things lose their nuance over time as new people come in and don't quite understand the history behind something and start extending it to other things
Metafilter: Vagisil.
MetaFilter: I am shilling for plush meats?
MetaFilter: The Substance of it is Always New and Changing.
MetaFilter: people are talking in some sort of code about vibrating pancakes.
Metafilter: Her tagline was impolitic and provocative
MetaFilter: Nazis.
Metafilter: the jokes have been told so often that they've lost any shred of humor that's attached to them, but, like it or not, repeating them is a mantra for acceptance into the tribe.
Metafilter: like it or not, repeating.
Metafilter: totally snarky or funny or erudite or full of in-jokes
Metafilter: the coloring book. Will any of products like these appear at a Wal-mart near me soon?
Metafilter: The Breakfast Cereal. Little sugar-frosted pancake shapes and marshmallow shitting elephants. you know, for variety.
Metafilter: the record label" is pretty realistic
Metafilter: the ear/nose hair trimmer
METAFILTER: THE DRM
MetaFilter: Aggregation
MetaFilter: Information (as in "We want information, Number 6")
MetaFilter: Detritus
MetaFilter: Auxilior
MetaFilter: the flamethrower.
Metafilter: once dogs learn how to read, I'm out of a job.
metafilter:they all seemed like nice folks....
MetaFilter: Your lack of APOSTROPHE is EVERYONE'S business.
Metafilter: It was funnier... ah, we all know the injoke. We all know all the injokes. Why bother, I mean really.
Metafilter: Your whole pitifully short internet life passing before your eyes.
Metafilter: Help me find out if my long-lost sister is actually related to me! Unrelated: Some girl showed up at my doorstep last night, claiming to be Josie my twin sister separated at birth. How can I check our twinness? Unrelated: My twin?
MetaFilter: Vagina, Google Juice, Astro Zombie's Asshole
MetaFilter: You just missed Pig Hour
MetaFilter: Bringing Home The Bacon.
Metafilter: Back to normal.
Metafilter: being gay actually has tax implications.
metafilter: this isn't your high school's rhetoric team
MetaFilter: Help!
MetaFilter: Help!
MetaFilter: Intelligence, sensitivity, and compassion
MetaFilter: Haven't we dont this before?
MetaFilter: This place is special!
MetaFilter: Love the sepsis!
Metafilter: It's not broken but let's fix it anyway.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Tim Tams and Cupcakes
MetaFilter: Mod of Apocalypse!
Metafilter: not as good as the old fashioned way
Metafilter: Make room for the intelligentsia!
MetaFilter: This is just iraq bukkake
metafilter: punishing the slut since 1999
MetaFilter: Nothin' retardo time-cube about that, no siree.
MetaFilter: No one ever responds back.
MetaFilter: You can moderate me any day.
MetaFilter: Where you're Michael Douglas and every day is Falling Down.
MetaFilter: Where you're Michael Douglas and every day is Falling Down.
Metafilter: feel free to whack off as you wish.
Metafilter: will *not* cause bloody diarrhea.
Metafilter: There's at least 1 askmetafilter thread about it and the consensus is that it really pisses people off.
Metafilter: is 1) alive, 2) feeling quite well, and 3) had leftover crab quiche for breakfast.
Metafilter: So many more ways to dislike a post.
Metafilter: not the place for "best of the Web." Wait a minute ...
MetaFilter: The World's ONLY comedy site.
MetaFilter: held in high esteem by a sizable part of the blog-reading crowd.
MetaFilter: a few of you don't seem to understand it.
MetaFilter: seems to be some confusion about this whole thing.
Metafilter: At least they're consistent", because that would be flogging a dead horse..
MetaFilter: Theodore Sturgeon was an optimist
MetaFilter: punching mathowie in the face until he cries.
Metafilter: Really Intelligent and Meaningful Answers
metafilter: rotten tomatoes, pitchforks, kindling and snarker rifles
MetaFilter: all that stands between me and madness.
Metafilter: please learn how to search. kthxbai.
Metafilter: You know who else mentioned Metafilter? Hitler.
MetaFilter: target practice for a bunch of assholes
MetaFilter: Flocks of new users who are teh dumb?
MetaFilter: I'm a great big asshole with a bit of a fondness for great big assholes.
Metafilter: the site's been down for days
Metafilter: use some snark in here
MetaFilter: kind of whatever
Metafilter: We Are Family!
Metafilter: Something Random From The Thread bit continues to persist -- now it's truly an in-joke.
metafilter: http://xml.metafilter.com/rss.xml
Metafilter: Not the Beatles.
Metafilter: If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
Metafilter:a lot of pointless catfighting in the grey... think of the possibilities!
Metafilter: I like your title.
MetaFilter: Russian Roulette for Kids
MetaFilter: Unborking the shithole.
MetaFilter: Don't blame the quantum state.
Metafilter: We don't like your kind here.
Metafilter: a bunch of hurf durf sophmoric lol pathos assclowns
Metafilter: My feet hurt. [more inside]
Metafilter: You've probably never met a ninja either.
Metafilter: Torture and Ridicule.
Metafilter: Torture and Ridicule.
Metafilter: should I feel really bad about pointing this out?
MetaFilter:OMG Flagged.
MetaFilter: tagline, and wish for img.
MetaFilter: its utility among the teeming, late-adopter masses will rule the day.
Metafilter: "Turn your key, sir!"
MetaFilter: Bad cop, bad cop.
MetaFilter: extend the possibility of fun.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: 200+ comments to get to the dog-fucking
Metafilter: In case of beans, overthink.
Metafilter: Don't get all Diggly on us.
Metafilter: you have to wade through pounding waves of horrible bullshit to find it.
Metafilter: Is mixing Chlorine and Ammonia dangerous?
Metafilter: I am willing to cut my right hand off to settle a debate with someone on the internet. Will this hurt?
MetaFilter: Always has been, always will be.
Metafilter: It might be a bit much to expect jjg to find a hyena and some angeldust, track you down, pb your teabag, and convince you to lock yourself up
Metafilter: It tastes like rectified vagina.
MetaFilter: 5% total loving dip poo poos
MetaFilter: I'm cool with her Promiscuity right now
Metafilter: proving that oral sex is real sex despite what you see in Wikipedia
MetaFilter: Apply directly to ass.
Metafilter: in soviet russia, troll calls out SELF!
MetaFilter: a big teddy bear in a chicken suit
MetaFilter: i have no my space page, no facebook, no metafilter.
MetaFilter: Sockpuppets at every turn!
Metafilter: To Infinity and Beyond" argument, ThePinkSuperHero. For what its worth, I respect the people who put in the time to regulate this site. But at the same time, I get my shit deleted all the time.
Metafilter: .
MetaFilter: corrected in ~90 minutes
MetaFilter: Now that Hillary is president, I find myself overcome with the apolcalyptic delusions one typically finds in paranoid, sociopathic paramilitary losers who frequent rabidly right-wing extremist websites and subscribe to Soldier Of Fortune. When Hillary and the rest of those commie pink libs come for me and my guns, what are some memorable and patriotic quotes I could yell as I'm filled with lead from the ATF, FBI, CIA, NSA, and black helicopters hovering over my poorly-lit and sour-smelling Y2K bunker?"
MetaFilter: My arbitrarily complex nesting of tags is broken.
Metafilter: it's on folks' minds more than normal.
Metafilter: Smug retort to an excerpt of something you said.
Metafilter: I used to masturbate too much, but now I call out.
MetaFilter: obnoxious contrary opinion for no reason other than to feel superior by attacking another person to compensate for personal faults offline
Metafilter: Got more junk in the basement than Rocky Balboa.
MetaFilter: Didn't we jizz ourselves all the way to the sidebar?
MetaFilter: it seems almost trivial.
Metafilter: neatly maintained ISO-9002 documentation cared for by sigma six black belts.
Metafilter: A sextuple reacharound callout by yourself.
MetaFilter: It is the closest you will ever get to a real woman.
MetaFilter: Community, indeed.
MetaFilter: a really inaccurate analogy for what you're trying to say here
Metafilter: Where do I carry my Gun when I drop my cat off to get declawed on the way to my son's circumcision. please don't criticize my choices. Just answer the question.
MetaFilter: People trying to shut other people up since 2000 or somethin'....
MetaFilter: What a trolling thead-shitter I am.
Metafilter: we've been setting each other on fire since Martin Luther was a gleam in his mother's eye.
MetaFilter: If you just have some snarky and/or LOL response, maybe it might be best to just keep that to yourself
Metafilter: Over-larding a plate of has-beens.
MetaFilter: This IS the news!
MetaFilter: It's not Fark, it's MetaFilter.
Metafilter: aaahhh fuuuccckkk yoouu
Metafilter: Reversing the decentalized nature of the internet, plus we have cameras!
MetaFilter: Where can I get my cock sucked?
Metafilter: a passive aggresive overmoderation on metatalk of said post.
MetaFilter: for every success there are ten failures
metafilter: a compelling counterargument defending the merits of a measure of unchecked brusqueness in semi-anonymous discourse.
Metafilter: just south of the intellectuals.
Metafilter: I can't hear you over the smugness!
MetaFilter: I need to know about old-timey cows.
Metafilter: It's metastasizing.
MetaFilter: More manure for the mucker to muck
MetaFilter: yeah, it's a silly thing, but silly things are awesome.
Metafilter: In-joke dependant.
Metafilter: This Things of Ours
metafilter: when her hair is wet, she looks like a 4 year old boy.
MetaFilter: where all the users are rank, all the women are strong, all the men are em and all the children blink.
Metafilter: wack-a-Hoff & public blowjobs to the admins.
MetaFilter: limited to 119 shirts in M, L, and XL, $19 each (paypal)
Metafilter: Fucking? Fucking is permitted on Metafilter.
Metafilter: Chest of the web.
MetaFilter: Sentences shouldn't just drop off right in the
MetaFilter: "Oh, you fixed me spine!"
metafilter: even the anti-semitism is snarky
MetaFilter: Well, it smells more like the back end than the front.
MetaFilter: We're busy working on some Shakespeare.
Metafilter: EB notwithstanding.
MetaFilter: Then the ewoks fucking jam out.
MetaFilter: isn't about your or your fingers.
MetaFilter: maybe some prev-next-nav?
Metafilter: Peace in our time!
MetaFilter: LOL brb jk this wendell, it vibrates?
MetaFilter: LOL brb jk this wendell, it vibrates?
Metafilter: we kid because we love" kind of way. When I first registered I felt like I'd shown up at a knife fight wearing boxing gloves. I've basically got one unlaced and am hoping to get it off completely by the end of the year.
MetaFilter: Feel Good Central this is not!
metafilter: elfin-skinned puttocks and puking mountebanks
Metafilter: This is deeply ontologically upsetting.
MetaFilter: I'm God's chatty man.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: I'm not sure what mathowie does.
MetaFilter: But, whatever, right?
MetaFilter: Just like life doesn't make a very good tagline. Please try harder next time.
MetaFilter: Please try harder next time.
Metafilter: Fucking get a job and kick a little in.
Metafilter: Airbags made of sheep's lungs.
MetaFilter: Just a walking sack of chemical-soaked meat with eyes.
MetaFilter: If you want a nice place, you've come to the wrong place.
MetaFilter: where everyone says things so incredibly mean you wonder why they don't just attach razors to their genitals and fuck each other to death.
MetaFilter: fuck each other to death
MetaFilter: Cookie's Fortune
MetaFilter: This will not end well.
MetaFilter: A Snuh?-Huh?-Oh! continuum.
Metafilter: Never post anything from anyone of less than 3 degrees of separation
MetaFilter: Like a frozen vodka enema on a hot summer's day.
Metafilter: I've been bored before, but I've never been "vodka-up-the-ass" bored.
Metafilter: I've never been "vodka-up-the-ass" bored.
Metafilter: Never a "vodka-up-the-ass" boring moment.
Metafilter: As the only source of brains in the fight, [you'll] be immediately overwhelmed by hordes of hungry zombies
Metafilter: You soulless bastards.
Metafilter: Shoot the messenger.
Metafilter: Shoot the messenger.
Metafilter: Shoot the messenger. next person who complains about viral ads.
Metafilter: Over-nerding a simple equation.
Metafilter: They want the pipe.
Metafilter: tuck a pipe between them".
MetaFilter: A good post on the dancing of wildfowl in mating season would be welcome, actually.
Metafilter: I'm afraid to enter.
MetaFilter: What exactly is a link?
Metafilter: I baked you a cookie, but I eated it.
MetaFilter: My comment included a link to a PDF of testicle size.
MetaFilter: A dicey situation because some peoples comments are being deleted, so the situation looks bizarre to people who didnt see them.
Metafilter: By taking away my voice, you are persecuting me.
MetaFilter: Squirrels, jesus, orange juice, or whatever.
MetaFilter: a bunch of atheists descend on the discussion and ruin it.
MetaFilter: where people 'go along' to 'get along'.
Metafilter: I never thought it would happen at metafilter.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: make sure your comments are civil and add to the discussion at hand. You can snark so long as your snark is on-topic.
Metafilter: Ockham's razor, you dickhead.
MetaFilter: The interaction between vital force and principle shed light of the later cultural reception of Devo.
MetaFilter: If random assholes want to send me fairy weiners and unicorn cakes, I'd be open to it.
Metafilter: I'm gonna punch you in the face. Jerx.
Metafilter: I still love you and am ready to perform analingus at your convenience.
MetaFilter: we're better off because my mom's truck has working AC, unlike my car.
MetaFilter: You know, it's probably not necessary
MetaFilter: cases where ambivalence and disorder take over.
Metafilter: Seems like people are just suggesting their favorite books.
Metafilter: Seems like people are just suggesting their favorite books.
Metafilter: Ha! Castling. They'll never see that coming!
Metafilter: Ha! Castling. They'll never see that coming!
Metafilter: We've got OPTIONS!
Metafilter: This is a terrible idea and a lot of people will be along shortly to explain why.
Metafilter: Let's not but tell everybody we did.
Metafilter: This game isn't any fun
Metafilter: It's not a populatrity contest.
MetaFilter: This is an example intended to show how much this sucks
Metafilter: Please don't take my gentle mockery to indicate I dislike this idea.
Metafilter: I do wish there was more seasonality
Metafilter: It could link to lots of good threads
Metafilter: picking any old random phrase and throwing it out there
Metafilter: a kind of sweet innocence)
Metafilter: no hope of ever being used or acknowledged in any way
Metafilter: And that's different because...?
Metafilter: Tagging your ass, but only in the archives.
Metafilter: The whole thing has a dysfunctional family vibe that makes me feel queasy.
MetaFilter: tiredest, most worn out, least inventive or creative.
Metafilter: thanks, but no thanks.
Metafilter: a laundry list of...
Metafilter: a laundry list of half-assed crack-me-nots
Metafilter: [blah]" etc...?
Metafilter: Community Weblog
Metafilter: No Mercy
Metafilter: No.
MetaFilter: posted by jessamyn at 6:24 AM on June 22 [+] [!]
Metafilter: Feel free.
Metafilter: Feel.
Metafilter: F ... u...
Metafilter: Spoof tagline" comments?
Metafilter: Becomes more like Fark every day.
MetaFilter: it makes AYBABTU seem fresh and edgy by comparison
Metafilter: ".
Metafilter: Becomes more like Fark every day.
Metafilter: Plop
Metafilter: Your favorite tagline sucks.
Metafilter: On second thought, all taglines suck.
Metafilter: Know what? You suck too. Go to hell.
Metafilter: when a dog shits in the kitchen and just stands there tail-wagging as if to say "Isn't this a great turd?
Metafilter: Plop
Metafilter: you can replace "sickening" with your favorite adjective.
Metafilter: Thanks for letting me be grouchy.
Metafilter: *head asplodes*
MetaFilter: Buy a fuckin' shirt already!
Metafilter: here they smack of desperation.
Metafilter:
Metafilter:
Metafilter:
Metafilter: .
Metafilter: Colon.
Metafilter: Your comment is currently being previewed, hit post to commit it or continue editing below
Metafilter: Making taglines out of something that had not been said in the thread.
Metafilter: crack me nuts.
MetaFilter: It comes with a catch.
MetaFilter: something that one would have be on the "inside" to understand.
Metafilter: Good point
Metafilter: I sort of feel bad for the guy
Metafilter: Constantly obsesses
Metafilter: An unhealthy point
Metafilter: I mostly ignore him
Metafilter: Feel bad for it
Metafilter: A sad existence
Metafilter: To be ignored
Metafilter: The object of one's obsession
Metafilter: Ignore
Metafilter: Get a life
Metafilter: throw him a boner.
Metafilter: Matt Haughey's Drew Curtis' FARK.com
Metafilter: Taglines have now lost all humor and meaning after reading this entire thread.
MetaFilter: A bunch of cranky, easily-distracted, and obsessively pedantic nincompoops . . .
Metafilter: Isn't this a great turd?
Metafilter: Thanks, jerkfaces
Metafilter: We take HTML lessons from Microsoft Word.
Metafilter: [in jokes r bad]
Metafilter: taking that viking a little too figuratively.
Metafilter: The only winning move is not to play.
Metafilter: The only winning move is not to play. : A Survival Guide for People with Asperger Syndrome
Metafilter: Get down on your knees and apply your tongue
Metafilter: Get down on your knees and apply your tongue might just make me into a convert.
MetaFilter: I hate the tagline thing about 98% of the time.
Metafilter: but Metafilter!
Metafilter: Might just make me into a convert.
Metafilter: The End
Metafilter: by Robert Creeley
Metafilter: When I know what people think of me
Metafilter: I am plunged into my loneliness. The grey
Metafilter: hat bought earlier sickens.
Metafilter: I have no purpose no longer distinguishable.
Metafilter: A feeling like being choked
Metafilter: enters my throat.
Metafilter: I think there's one too many negatives there.
Metafilter: Could we have a summary for those of us who don't have the ability, at the moment, to view youtube?
Metafilter: Light information professionals who are seeking contextual insights and actionable answers.
Metafilter: taken over by loons
Metafilter: get your superiority on
MetaFilter: Who are you? What do you want?
Metafilter: How hard do I have to wish to get my wish to come true?
Metafilter: They're not professionals unless I say so.
Metafilter: proclaim how unfathomably huge your dick is.
Metafilter: People have to be all self-congratulatory by pointing it out
Metafilter: STFU with your bitching all of you
Metafilter: Cussing out a lot of posters for rank stupidity
Metafilter: In the habit of calling out questions that annoy us
Metafilter: I don't know what that is
Metafilter: A self-loathing, anime-obsessed, dog-faced nutcase like yourself
Metafilter: Appropriate material to masturbate to
Metafilter: Oh god no. Please don't.
Metafilter: Cortex and Jessamyn, I don't blame you for what's happened here
metafilter: it's ALL matt's fault
Metafilter: This mythical contest
Metafilter: Now, please
Metafilter: You can give it a rest now.
MetaFilter: Staying at the top of my "Recent Activity" page till the heat death of the universe
Metafilter: astes everyone's time.
Metafilter: astes everyone's time.
MetaFilter: It's called "owning it."
Metafilter: Last post!
Metafilter: an unanswerable bucket of sleeping vikings.
Metafilter: if you're going to call someone a shitnozzle this is the best place ...to do it
Metafilter: We don't just kill you for complaining, we kill your entire family, and then hunt down their friends and pee on them.
Metafilter: I don't want to break the law, I'm just curious where I could go if I did
MetaFilter: More sunshine than you think
Metafilter: Fuck C.S. Lewis and fuck you.
Metafilter: carry on, jackass.
MetaFilter: My mistake for saying anything.
Metafilter: There's a bounty of catch-phrases here.
Metafilter: In some dysfunctional relationships, winning is more important than . . . well, anything.
Metafilter: It's a gorgeous day outside and I have the afternoon off, so I'm letting go of the whole thing.
Metafilter: What The Deej said.
MetaFilter: it's like listening to rats fuck in the walls.
MetaFilter: I'm sorry
Metafilter:
Metafilter: this whole dick-measuring thing is pretty stupid.
MetaFilter: a petty ideological circle jerk
Metafilter:
Metafilter: freakin' cellos and tubas and shit.
Metafilter: The Golden Years, et al).
Metafilter: some secret little love list
Metafilter: awesome sauce in an economy-size can.
MetaFilter: What did this spawn but a bunch or whirling nerd-cogs?
MetaFilter: badly written, but I wish that people had paid more attention to it
Metafilter: I need to spend more time on MySpace.
MetaFilter: ...because, really, go fuck yourselves!
Metafilter: speaking of kiddy porn...
Metafilter: It's called an ad hominem attack, pinhead.
Metafilter: This is not something that most people with healthy egos brag about on the internets.
MetaFilter: I suspect that my 14-year-old son is touching himself at night, possibly spilling his seed in the process. This is a definite problem as clearly indicated by the Bible, but I don't know how to prevent him from doing so as to save him from committing further grievious sin. What measures can I take to detect when said seed has been spilled? Also, what are some appropriate punishments for this behavior?
Metafilter: You rock in a special, special way I can't even pronounce.
MetaFilter: Shower every response with fluffy kisses
metafilter: a caricature of a hundred others, only without the iq to match.
MetaFilter: in someone's eyes we are total assholes who suck.
Metafilter: CEILING CAT IS WATCHING DIOS FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
MetaFilter: Sometimes you may see things that seem strange and not right. When you do TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND TELL YOUR PARENTS OR ANOTHER ADULT!
Metafilter: Overthinking a bucket of cocks.
Metafilter: Due to her previously undiagnosed brain tumor, Anonymous falls into a coma before she can break off the affair. Will Bill ever know her true intentions? Will Jack stay by her side? Or in a bizarre twist of faith, will Jack and Bill fall in love with each other, only to be torn apart when each finds out their relationship with Anonymous?
Metafilter: I really want to have fuck him
MetaFilter: fuck him
Metafilter: Whatever, it's your call.
MetaFilter: kow-towing to nutty right-wingers
Metafilter: Desperately sad on so many levels.
Metafilter: drunk, sweaty and mostly in the dark.
MetaFIlter: PEOPLE ARE STILL HAVING SEX
Metafilter: Caution, use at your own risk... May cause headaches, death, loss of consciousness, abnormal growths, reckless behaviour, malaria, electrocution, spontaneous human combustion, pregnancy, divorce, rectal bleeding, overuse of in-group phrases, snowflake self-identification anxiety, broken bones, irresponsible parenthood, all manner of sexually transmitted disease, termination of pregnancy, impotency, rage, insomnia, feelings of grandiosity......
Metafilter: Destroying your desire for privacy, one outing at a time.
Metafilter: Destroying your desire for privacy, one outing at a time.
MetaFilter: Don't Do It.
MetaFilter: good, bad, and ugly self-linking posts that will get you banned.
MetaFilter: good, bad, and ugly self-linking posts that will get you banned.
Metafilter: sexy, sexy Google didn't help.
Metafilter: Fuck you, no!
Metafilter: Better than coked-out ditch-pigs.
Metafilter: Is it a joke? Are you supposed to be doing that? Who knows!
MetaFilter: This is a completely serious idea.
MetaFilter: Your idea is bad, and you should feel bad.
Metafilter: I have a taste for really ugly plaid pants combined with floral print rayon shirts with flyaway collars. Can someone suggest a way to safely put my eyes out so I can conquer this problem?
Metafilter: not every post is directed solely towards college-aged hipsters. There's something for everyone.
MetaFilter: what the fuck is this site doing to my browser?
Metafilter: people can be nice on the internet.
MetaFilter: that it can function as a community of minds and ideas (and snark) or as a real-life network of people connected by ideas, which is even more amazing, to me.
Metafilter: Overthinking a plate of cockwaffles.
Metafilter: Overthinking a plate of cockwaffles.
Metafilter: LOL TAUTOLOGY!
Metafilter: Ernest Ruckus.
MetaFilter: 90%, extends well into water
Metafilter: the dumbest meme
Metafilter: 44 posts, 3 drafts, 1023 comments.
Metafilter: I originally wanted to be an anarchist messiah but wound up being a "poor man's quonsar." And I'm still here! You can be just like me if you try hard enough!
MetaFilter: I read, I masturbated, I wrote lots of letters and got fat.
MetaFilter: rife with intolerance of religious disinformation under the guise of intelligent conversation
Metafilter: Pants!
Metafilter: Reclaim the White!
MetaFilter: it looked like a five year old took over your keyboard for a few minutes there.
Metafilter: That thread is terrible and beautiful.
metafilter: Its making me laugh, but I'm not sure if it's a satire or not.
metafilter: I don't mean to be a retard.
Metafilter: "it doesn't matter so much what you do as long as you get the claws right."
Metafilter: Just an example of people being silly and repetitive when they think that they're being clever.
Metafilter: Just an example of people being silly and repetitive when they think that they're being clever.
Metafilter: Were not hurting for Bushco.
MetaFilter: Trying to be clever in comments isn't a winning strategy.
Metafilter: three holes
Metafilter: Use it wisely, soldier!
MetaFilter: Psychics please flag in advance.
MetaFilter: It may be batshitinsanity, but at least it's practical batshitinsanity.
Metafilter: hard and fast.
MetaFilter: Sticking our wangs in a warm plate of beans.
metafilter: deer nibbling rose blossoms under my bedroom window at dawn.
MetaFilter: became subsumed by "look-at-me-I'm-cool" go-along acting out.
MetaFilter: Look At Me, I'm Cool.
Metafilter: ain't no foolin' around
Metafilter: ain't no foolin' around
metafilter: an obviously retarded man of about 40 nibbling rose blossoms under my bedroom window at dawn.
Metafilter: I eat god kebabs at snacktime and shit win.
Metafilter: Who the fuck do you think you are to presume to speak for Metafilter?
Metafilter: MTFLTR
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MetaFilter: if you see a comment or post from someone you haven't heard of, you can click on their username and get a quick summary (are they an active, long-time user or a relative newcomer?), or you can skim through their whole MetaFilter posting history and get a real sense of who they are.
Metafilter: I don't get the thing where we do this.
Metafilter: You motherfuckers pass judgment like it pays cash money
Metafilter: y'all must just get so angry....
Metafilter: Sick as a Dog on a ship to Crete
Metafilter: speedy as shit
Metafilter: a boot stomping on a human face -- forever.
MetaFilter: entirely without nasty/dumb comments.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: The problem is people with sincere, passionate views about atheism, which they will proceed to defend for 500 comments.
MetaFilter: Another day of potential complete ignorance shot to hell
Metafilter: Get greeted with Suicide Girls dropping their panties.
Metafilter: After doing this for awhile, I can't tell if people are making sense when they speak to me.
Metafilter: Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Metafilter: (Not) Going Anywhere
Metafilter: I am wasting that money as well as my time
MetaFilter: a better cathartic than most over-the-counter remedies.
Metafilter: I wasn't ready for that! It was just ass right away!">ass kissing?
Metafilter: epilepsy inducing.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: It’s a kind of hell.
MetaFilter: My, how the turds have fallen.
metafilter: If this was a Final Fantasy game your character's ass would be dead?
MetaFilter: like "eh" so far.
Metafilter: Like most places (Fark, Slashdot, etc).
Metafilter: fictional characters played by the openly gay actor Ian Mckellen.
Metafilter: I'll see if I can get a dump
Metafilter: shit, I like to forgot about that
Metafilter: You say hard work. I say hand work.
Metafilter: Jesus Christ, NO, I already tried to kill you !
Metafilter: it's a query, man. I can just run it again.
Metafilter: I'll see if I can take a dump.
Metafilter: Wow, taglines sure are lame and unentertaining when taken out of the context of the original conversations, aren't they?
Metafilter: You said "bump that up the stack."
Metafilter: I've already made all your hand work obsolete.
Metafilter: I was thinking it would be good
Metafilter: Wow, taglines sure are lame and unentertaining when taken out of the context of the original conversations, aren't they?
Metafilter: other random joke)) doesn't get caught in a recursive loop.
Metafilter: [cable news style headline]
Metafilter: This party doesn't need you.
Metafilter: Go poop in a hat and head out on the next train.
Metafilter: Do I get a meta-meta-meta prize?
MetaFilter: Random stupid tagline surfing.
Metafilter: The narrative urge is far stronger than any sense of decorum or shame.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Fixed that for you
MetaFilter: Where you go for one-liners. :)
MetaFilter: Taglines!
metafilter: speeming my brundlemert so you don't have to
Metafilter: I was slightly happier before I saw the PENIS being shoved into the CHICKEN.
Metafilter:" followed by whatever tickles your goddamn fancy.
MetaFilter: whatever tickles your goddamn fancy
MetaFilter: followed by whatever tickles your goddamn fancy
Metafilter: Sometimes wendell posts what you were just about to post
Metafilter: Sometimes wendell..... CURSE YOU LUDWIG_VAN!!!
Metafilter: The antisocial networking site.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: God I hate people who try to make taglines.
MetaFilter: God I hate people
MetaFilter: God
Metafilter: Go
MetaFilter: God I hate taglines.
Metafilter: Just like people to fuck up posts. Make time to think things out, then comment. Don't say or link to shit that you know sucks.
MetaFilter: Where you go for one-liners. :)
MetaFilter: bridling at being treated like CBers
MetaFilter: Obviously you're just making this shit up.
Metafilter: these people aren't brilliant or talented or committed enough to maintain their own blog so they comment elsewhere
Metafilter: God.
MetaFilter: It isn't "other people's blogs" it's everyone's blog.
Metafilter: the marginalization of virtue is what they're all about.
Metafilter: Not sure what this does.
Metafilter: You'll get wetter than you ever have in your life.
MetaFilter: Vaffanculo!
MetaFilter: Vaffanculo!
metafilter: screen of consciousness
MetaFilter: pretension and discourtesy
Metafilter: I'm so sick of all the whiny bitchery I start frothing at the mouth
MetaFilter: frustrating for people not up on all the same lingo.
MetaFilter: Just a bunch of bitter dour naysayers. Now get offa my fuckin' lawn!
MetaFilter: One or two cranky farts totally change the tone of a thread.
Metafilter: If you think that's an awful thread, I've got some religion and obesity posts for you.
Metafilter: second language speakers and cryptologists
Metafilter: I wish this place was more like Slashdot.
Metafilter: Your world is filled with non-people.
metafilter: kissing the sands of iran
MetaFilter: A handful of pernicious self-impressed divas steering what can and cannot be discussed.
Metafilter: jackoffs like you mew like kittens who want their milk.
MetaFilter: the blind stampede onwards to the horizons of doom.
Metafilter: We Have Standards
Metafilter:
Metafilter: if you say that you like X, many many people will come along to say that X is crap.
Metafilter: There's no pleasing you people.
MetaFilter: a good chunk of handwavy estimation in the givens.
Metafilter:It's okay mathowie, don't stress. It's just a website
Metafilter: a pleasant chaos.
Metafilter: sometimes I don't know if I should chuckle or puke.
Metafilter: It says so on my Twitter.
MetaFilter: wild speculation, erroneous judgments, and unfounded accusations, all of which create even more problems by not answering whatever question Anonymous asked.
MetaFilter: the stool-binding fibrous nut meat from the other sites
MetaFilter: Burning bridges where ever we can.
MetaFilter: i'm having second thoughs about all this drama
Metafilter: Say hello to my inner asshole!
MetaFilter: A Gigantic Site for Public Masturbation
Metafilter: Nobody gets it. Nobody has a clue.
MetaFilter: Jessamyn, your reason for deleting the post is ridiculous
MetaFilter: I really didn't want to be remembered as the one who infected everyone at her very first meetup.
Metafilter: Use a juicer. A steampunk juicer.
metafilter: No Style!
Metafilter: All pretty much Pornography and Mumbletypeg.
MetaFilter: I mainly keep them around to scare off non-nerdy girls.
MetaFilter: crass, petulant, rambling versions of arguments.
MetaFilter: blahblahblah, whine whine, atheist fight, delete
Metafilter: I am GRINCH and someone touched my icy heart.
Metafilter: blahblahblah, whine whine, gays complaining, delete
MetaFilter: This isn't a contest!
Metafilter: This is a retarded waste of time
MetaFilter: Lowering the bar broadens the appeal.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: put on a national registry so you can tell if one of them moves into your neighborhood.
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Metafilter: the Council of Trent, just with more assholes.
MetaFilter: A guy slashing a bull's throat while a scorpion is biting down hard on the bull's giant nutsack.
Metafilter: Your cup of tea sucks
Metafilter: I'm not talking about the guidelines. I'm talking about the masthead.
Metafilter:" slogan annoys me so I'm replacing it with something I mistakenly believe will make everyone think I'm insightful
MetaFilter: Does that cheese sandwich come with LJ dribble on it?
Metafilter:" slogan annoys me so I'm replacing it with something I mistakenly believe will make everyone think I'm insightful
MetaFilter: Community Weblog, OCD Support Site, Cohort of Hipsters who Hate Hipsters, Disenfranchised Democrats, Angry Libertarians, Conservatives with Victim Complexes and Quonsar.
MetaFilter: The plastic.com it's OK to like.
Metafilter: it rankles my cockles.
Metafilter: Community web.. Personal web.. Best of the w.. ah, fuck it.
Metafilter: All it does is confuse the metabolism
metafilter: if a person uses the word logos casually in a way which depends upon its Biblical or, say, Derrida's usage, then you're demonstrating a parochial understanding of the term and are revealing ignorance, not erudition.
Metafilter: The 20th century was peachy keen because we all got computers.
Metafilter: This faux-valiant fist pump.
Metafilter: I really only mind condescension when it's directed at me.
Metafilter: Lots of filth, not so much fury. For some reason I feel cheated.
Metafilter: 10,000 ANGRY CHARACTERS IN YOUR POSTS.
MetaFilter: being SILENCED ALL MY LIFE.
Metafilter: a criminal enterprise with no intention of building your site or selling you prescription drugs or tax-free cigarettes
MetaFilter: Love It or Leave It" but rather there must be something you find of value there that keeps you refreshing the page.
Metafilter: Overthinking a plate of franks and beans.
Metafilter: crosses the line into crazy-ass junk-science backed etc.
Metafilter: a serious fucking high-wire of on-site baiting
MetaFilter: It is very successful, and the menu is delicious, and the restaurant is made entirely of bees.
Metafilter: I wasn't trying to be clever
Metafilter: Just curious, really - I'm still excited about life either way.
Metafilter: You know it's weak, you have no excuse
Metafilter:There's no way around the shit.
MetaFilter: Web 0.9 and damn proud of it!
Metafilter: complicated anti-sexism irony
Metafilter: Don't Push The Button
Metafilter: policy should be made in Metafilter's best interests
metafilter: elephant gives birth to mouse after a week's labor
Metafilter: the real question is how many of you don't care but will still take the time to comment
MetaFilter: not going to turn into fucking digg with all the stupid ass Ron Paul posts.
Metafilter: blabbity blah blah"?
MetaFilter: I agree
Metafilter: your favorite in-joke sucks.
Metafilter: quoted comment originalnew object inserted "fixed that for you"
Metafilter: [quoted comment]."
Metafilter:... joke.)
Metafilter: Surely, this... will WHAT THE FUCK wendellLOLTAGLINES Fixed that said for you
Metafilter: maybe this is a psychiatric issue.
Metafilter: maybe this is a psychiatric issue.
Metafilter: Insert new object.
Metafilter: just trying to reach through the benumbing shell of language.
Metafilter: You're all getting panties.
MetaFilter: yet another YT band tribute
MetaFilter: This trifecta of horrible in-jokery.
Metafilter: something
Metafilter: something
Metafilter:
Metafilter:
Metafilter: You've got mail, dumbass!
Metafilter: how to use my co-workers as a flotation device
MetaFilter: THERE IS NO FISH.
Metafilter: The democracy that's not.
MetaFilter: a bunch of humorless dicks who think they're the second coming of Ambrose Bierce.
MetaFilter: a bunch of humorless dicks who think they're the second coming of Ambrose Bierce.
MetaFilter: the endlessly-repeated in-jokes are pretty lame.
MetaFilter: a word processor?
Metafilter: Yay! We figured out how to talk. Oh crap, you're boring. And we're stuck in a room.
Metafilter: snark, thread-shitting, bean plate overthinking and callouts. One love, y'all.
Metafilter: chuckleheaded.
MetaFilter: [All of us] shit slinging primates.
Metafilter: My father touched my butthole. This made me thirst for knowledge.
Metafilter: My father touched my butthole. This made me thirst for knowledge.
Metafilter: one hell of a community, Haughey
Metafilter: maudlin, sentimental, histrionic chatfilter.
MetaFilter: I call maudlin
MetaFilter: Our website is better than their website
MetaFilter: feel like it some place.
MetaFilter: Crazy at the bottom
Metafilter: [BATSHIT INSANE ALLCAPS RANT]
MetaFilter: the senile ramblings of a grandparent.
Metafilter: pull my finger and it sounds like a tuba.
Metafilter: please stop touching me
Metafilter: Fucked up folks trying to outdo each other.
Metafilter: Bourbon is my Ron Paul.
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metafilter: You people, with your flip flapping parts and all the bullSHIT that comes with it.
MetaFilter: It looks like some kind of weird squiggle on my screen.
Metafilter: I am not a goon, I am a librarian! Sorry.
Metafilter: Steven C. Den Beste isn't the answer.
Metafilter: Yokels.
Metafilter: Oh, for shitting in the sink
Metafilter: A genial but pointless collection of affronts
MetaFilter: An Avalanche of Mock
Metafilter: Like a Roque(fort)
MetaFilter: It can get ugly
Metafilter: processed pasteurized cheese food.
Metafilter: Lactose intolerant
Metafilter: a cheap way of avoiding depth, but now find the only way I can continue reading some sites.
Metafilter: retire this tired, lazy epithet right now.
MetaFilter: the emblem of the condescending, haughty, snarky and unimaginative
Metafilter: Eh.
Metafilter: I hate everything you like that I don't
Metafilter: I am all for the occasional big word thrown in to edify my prose, but I realize that if I am using several of them a sentence I come across as a grandiose dickwad.
Metafilter: Fuck off and die.
Metafilter: Fucking whining liberatards.
Metafilter: I'm so glad that "I, for one, welcome our new ____ overlords" thing and the "1. ____ 2. ? 3. Profit!" thing seem to have slithered off into the sunset.
Metafilter: a a good case a bad case of cut-and-post
MetaFilter: Expired mystery peaches in their own syrup.
Metafilter: a boiling pisspot of idiocy and pieties.
Metafilter: "Look, she has boobies!"
Metafilter: Sorry if it's difficult for you to understand.
Metafilter: snowballing dios while getting ramrodded by stavros in the chicken suit
Metafilter: We're less of a boyzone than Fark" is a fairly tepid slogan. We can do better, and by doing so we can attract and keep a far more interesting group of people than then internet lowest common denominator.
Metafilter: the censorship, it's OK to like!
Metafilter: Journalism 3.0
Metafilter: Use our research.
Metafilter: The beginnings of an ideal country.
METAFILTER: HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!
MetaFilter: You will never find a more wretched hive of snarkier, elitist, self-righteous windbags in your whole internet career. We must be cautious.
MetaFilter: You will never find a more wretched hive of snarkier, elitist, self-righteous windbags in your whole internet career. We must be cautious. We'll fit right in.
Metafilter: your eventual release from Samsara.
MetaFilter: Genius on a sack of garbage
MetaFilter: I have gloated and judged all of you.
Metafilter: It's all very gory and kind of entertaining, in a deeply dorky way. (from nymag)
MetaFilter: Only ten bucks worth of insane.
Metafilter: Keeping 60,000-some plates of beans from spilling day in, day out.
MetaFilter: FUCK WITH US AND YOU'LL BE FAMOUS.
Metafilter:"
Metafilter:"
Metafilter: if you can spin a whimsical tale here from time to time, you'll apparently get a ghetto pass for being a raging asshole otherwise.
MetaFilter: Scraping the bottom of a barrel of laughs.
Metafilter: Community Weblog
MetaFilter: Hunting for "the best of the Web" and usually turning up nothing of the sort.
MetaFilter: Stupid topic (although okay for MetaFilter)
Metafilter: a passel of mostly anonymous internet fuckwits.
Metafilter: top that
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: let this be a lesson to all of you sockpuppets out there.
Metafilter: community weblog.
Metafilter: We will get you fired.
Metafilter: The last thing we need is an empowered mob.
MetaFilter: The Game.
MetaFilter: The Game"
MetaFilter: as a writer I have better markets, and as a reader, there is an near-infinite array of work available to me that is probably better worth my time
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: They are legion and I am inebriated
Metafilter: damn librarians.
Metafilter: stavros said it best.
Metafilter: more than just an elaborate proxy for google.
MetaFilter: Usually, nothing is actually funny
MetaFilter: Too Strong A Drink For Some People You
metafilter: there's WHAT in my shirley temple?
Metafilter: a conversational culture of noxious slithering mendacity.
Metafilter: Don't Get Chumpatized
MetaFilter: You're an asshole, you're wrong, you're so stupid, and here's why.
MetaFilter: ~1. You're still going to be anonymous and no one will care that you're a member of this site...
MetaFilter: This is not the MetaFilter you are looking for.
Metafilter: Two people were snarky towards you. MeTa standards-wise, that rounds to zero.
Metafilter: every once in a while they call each other names and tell each other to shut up
MetaFilter: Oh Hi! This happens when when someone doesn't add a hyperlink like this link.
Metafilter: shadowy statisticians lurking in the middle distance
Metafilter: The Rock Opera. Then we'd get the respect we deserve.
MetaFilter: All they cared about was a bouncing roll of man-flesh.
MetaFilter: Ten tons of talk on a two ounce subject
MetaFilter: I kind of didn't intend to actually post that.
Metafilter:disrespect, rudeness and dismissive attitudes.
Metafilter: An obscenely puke-inducing display
MetaFilter: A few people came in with their armpit farting and decided this was a place they'd like to set up shop.
MetaFilter: Turns out there are a few scary hateful people.
MetaFilter: We don't walk on eggshells, we roll around on them.
metafilter: snark-palsied, crabbed, whinging mockery of a personality
Metafilter: matching pattern, color, brightness, texture of the algae.
Metafilter: We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Metafilter:&tab=comments&page=1&sort=date">14,501 posts and 180,473 comments.
Metafilter:' comments, but all the text ever due to matching the address is fine, too.
Metafilter: striding the web and dispensing summary justice!
MetaFilter: a mighty internet Themis, striding the web and dispensing summary justice to the peasants in the fields.
Metafilter: It looks an awful lot like I am completely wrong in which case I unreservedly apologise to you.
MetaFilter: It looks an awful lot like I am completely wrong.
MetaFilter: I am not sure what happened.
Metafilter: What if they're right?
Metafilter: intellectually sound while still emotionally unstable cheers! Yaaaaayaaarrrrrgh, why won't anyone love me?
Metafilter: you were clearly fishing for some Americonormative response,
MetaFilter: It closed my heart.
MetaFilter: naked zebra polo, with bacon!
Metafilter: millions of dendrites extended, quivering, in paroxysms of raw, pulsating need
Metafilter: blah blah blah blah blah
Metafilter: The same as the rest of the internet, just spelled bet-
Metafilter: of the comments. When I started diving
Metafilter: Where people will find something to complain about, no matter what.
MetaFilter: the wording it awkward in parts
MetaFilter: a lot of peoples' joke comments, particularly the tired in-joke ones, just aren't funny.
Metafilter: attracting the dullards since 1999
MetaFilter: the chuckleheads and their tone deaf lulz
Metafilter: You answer "or" questions like my wife.
MetaFilter: My collicky newborn weighs 450 pounds, but the airline says children under 18 months can share a seat with their parent, so I guess I'll just get one ticket. The question is: where can I change his diaper? Obviously the restroom is out (we won't both fit), so the lap of the person next to me is acceptable, right?
MetaFilter: The cloth-covered nippleless monkey mother we need to feel cared about on the Internet.
Metafilter: It's you who are wrong! No, it's you who are wrong!
Metafilter: It's I who am white! No, it's I who am upper middle class!
MetaFilter: It's No Big Deal But I Wish They Wouldn't.
MetaFilter: Actually a problem is that there are many authorities
Metafilter: Be careful of who you invoke
Metafilter: a great comment-trawling and user harassment tool, since 1997!
MetaFilter: some stinky motherfuckers will walk in anyway.
Metafilter: a Fresh Voice of Drama.
metafilter: good
metafilter: bad
MetaFilter: Separating the piss from the soup
MetaFilter: Separating the piss from the soup
MetaFilter: Holy shit, calm down.
Metafilter: Hiding the boxcutter.
Metafilter: Why does it disrupt my sleep?
MetaFilter: Haven't you asked this before?
MetaFilter: It wil be fine.
MetaFilter: I will accept it. In my own manner, I will accept it.
Metafilter: I'm never sending you another guy chopping his dick off in email again.
Metafilter: although posting naked while standing on one's head is not necessarily required by this site, it's greatly encouraged.
Metafilter: This logic game you're playing? No clue how it works.
MetaFilter: What is MetaFilter?
MetaFilter: Subject to correction.
Metafilter: Pray for lotion
MetaFilter: I spent quite a while the other day watching videos tagged with "hamster" on my phone. [cite]
MetaFilter: Serving your need for both altruism and your need to lecture people over the Internet!
MetaFilter: A blue MetaTalk with a tag party going on.
MetaFilter: The corpse you would take home to mom and dad.
metafilter: a bucket of mandingo cocks
Metafilter: the self-proclaimed home of lefty atheist recycling freakazoid off-the-grid Dan Savage alternaculture.
MetaFilter: you can faff hours away
Metafilter: polished, meticulous assholes.
Metafilter: polished, meticulous assholes.
MetaFilter: You would also appear to lack the empathy needed to touch people's souls. You're going to have to learn how to fake an earnest interest in the well-being of other people before you can fleece them.
Metafilter: I hope that your denials are genuine, but you sound like you are lying.
Metafilter: a safe outlet for bad behaviour
MetaFilter: My snark was pretty much just snark
Metafilter: I have a compulsive need to construct these taglines.
Metafilter: a compulsive need to grouse.
Metafilter: You're beyond helping.
MetaFilter: a boatload of admin headaches.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: guten-free.
Metafilter: I need to just go apeshit.
MetaFilter: Wants to share her juicy, guano-y testimony with you.
Metafilter: An interesting question.
Metafilter: if you're looking for the name of an sf book you read in 1993 or an opinion on cat declawing, it's there for you.
Metafilter: How can I/we vanquish the CoS?
Metafilter: How can I/we vanquish Anon?
metafilter: "We get it, you're an erudite guy with a liberal arts education. Now stop being a prick, most Mefites went to university [own a Mac, hate your favorite band, etc.] too." I don't understand calling out one single guy on this, when his name is legion. (see?? I've read the New Testament as literature!)
Metafilter: careful, reasoned debate gets pretty boring sometimes
Metafilter: careful, reasoned debate gets pretty boring sometimes
Metafilter: Even dogs and cows are able to pursue their own satisfaction.
Metafilter: This leads to in-jokes etc.
Metafilter: how do I reconcile the steaming pile of crap that is the current code with my optimism that the same people who created it will do better this time around?
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: I can't tell if you're being ironically dense or if your boyfriend's dick is clogging your critical thinking.
Metafilter: newness vs. sockness
MetaFilter: just another lame, knee-jerk clich�
MetaFilter: unsuccessful fave whoring moment of noise
MetaFilter: Not so much as a scintilla of effort
MetaFilter: that limp shtick
MetaFilter: I'm just amazed that you would in any way think that it was a positive or useful or actually humorous contribution
Metafilter: The Greatest Generation
Metafilter: still my favourite place on the internet, even after all these years.
MetaFilter: I was playing Santa Claus, you asshole.
Metafilter: X"
Metafilter: $5 to join, but the snark is free"
Metafilter: X" meme, way back when matt first mused about makint shirts, CwgrlUp.
Metafilter: A million Cory Doctor- OW! WHY'D YOU FUCKIN' HIT ME!
Metafilter: Fucktown USA
MetaFilter: Insufficiently spiting China
Metafilter: wanna c me turn into a wolf go to my profile watch my vid tanx
Metafilter: shut the fuck up you fucking albanian
Metafilter: She should grow her hair or put a weave on and get bangs, cuz no offense she has a big forehead.
Metafilter: links; YT: video) is what imparts a meaningful signal, which is what is "comparable".
Metafilter: shut the fuck up you fucking albanian - Text is likely to be stupid.
MetaFilter: Fucking The Exploitative Record Company Paradigm
Metafilter: an unholy plague of hell-born death engines.
Metafilter: You're not getting caught masturbating.
MetaFilter: plenty of civility and plenty of fuckerooity to go around.
Metafilter: wanna c me turn into a wolf go to my profile watch my vid tanx
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: staring around forlornly for people who look like they might belong
MetaFilter: totally grabbing the Tron Guy's package for a photo if we can.
Metafilter: YOUR BOX WIDTH VALUES SUCK
metafilter:
Metafilter: {repeat mildly funny here}" too?
Metafilter: Can you guys kill the {repeat mildly funny here} too?
Metafilter: One man's trash."
Metafilter: The Home Version.
Metafilter: I need more coffee, stop looking at me.
MetaFilter: made of good will and bicycle parts
MetaFilter: You guys are evil, true, but you're just so good at it.
MetaFilter: (AKA the real world)
MetaFilter: bacon bra yes or no?
Metafilter: Total ripoff for out-of-towners looking for a nice quiet place to see animals
MetaFilter: it doesn't get any clearer...
Metafilter: I know about Cultural Studies!
MetaFilter: "sex"
MetaFilter: People going bugfuck nuts
Metafilter: a pan for your leaking CSF.
Metafilter: a pan for your lea--
Metafilter: [insert something uplifting here]
MetaFilter: knife-fights tend to occur there.
Metafilter: graphical emoticons.
MetaFilter: amateurish & unscientific, with no transparent methodology
MetaFilter: No time for excretion.
Metafilter: concealing live rabbits in the door faster i think ending the 8th of this scale that I know in the office.
Metafilter: Ugh. Ban with extreme prejudice.
MetaFilter: kind of dick.
Metafilter: the YouTube community moderators
Metafilter: a rear-facing Donald Duck quarter ride
metafilter: who wants taco poisoning.
MetaFilter: It only confuses people and generates MetaTalk posts.
MetaFilter: A sad vortex of lost attention
MetaFilter: Find your archetypes here.
Metafilter: The clevernessing
Metafilter: Okay, please, before I say this I know it could be prone to abuse.
MetaFilter: obscene, threatening, borderline psychotic
Metafilter: other people more than usually imaginary
Metafilter: grab-assery and dictionary quoting.
Metafilter: people get really obsessive.
Metafilter: links to cool things, especially links to obscure news stories and strange cultural things.
MetaFilter: Hurf durf meme repeater
MetaFilter: Hurf durf meme repeater
Metafilter: spontaneous, improvised rewriting of classic film dialogue into iambic pentameter executed inelegantly.
metafilter: something awful wannabes.
Metafilter: it's probably not actually pedophila.
MetaFilter: your stupid tagline" or about a million others in YEARS?) I have a question. Obviously using cliches is an shorthand way of communicating some things and God know I use them myself. But can 'Best of the web' be retired maybe? It's pretty much meaningless, or at best highly subjective. My humor may be your horror.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: One user's bad taste is another user's Mexican candy.
Metafilter: Mexican candy.
Metafilter: tickling the balls of certainty with the feather of solipsism.
MetaFilter: Eveyone is very bad, and should be ashamed
metafilter: we have oscilloscopes.
metafilter: we have oscilloscopes in our pants
MetaFilter: we wake up
Metafilter: Internet sensation!
Metafilter: Damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
Metafilter: Damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
MetaFilter: any chance to get it expunged?
Metafilter: Maybe you need rehabilitation. For brain damage.
Metafilter: We need a hug.
Metafilter: It's about the links, not the conversation.
MetaFilter: FuckMe.
Metafilter: Classic Investment Books. This question seems to have helped others discover... you guessed it: classic investment books.
Metafilter: whose bombastic stupidity I find momentarily enchanting.
metafilter: come for the moralizing, stay for the lectures from uptight prigs!
MetaFilter: touches of cleverness and/or stupidity.
MetaFilter: A play in three acts.
Metafilter: Tastes like burning.
Metafilter: something of dubious efficacy that makes everyone feel more protected than they actually are.
Metafilter: most of the web? I had no idea! I shall commence posting nightly henceforth. I have many links on the more obscure areas of arthropod taxonomy that I am sure will be enjoyed by all.
Metafilter: nothing to go panty-wadding over
Metafilter: Now with more timesuck.
Metafilter: GET WITH THE FUCKIN ROTATO PROGRAM GUY!
MetaFilter: "Random people can blog about anything they want; why anybody reads it may be the Web's greatest mystery."Well, Matt Pressman and Keenan Mayo, you are just two way-cool dudes. BTW -- who the fuck are you?
Metafilter: Why anyone reads it may be the web's greatest mystery.
Metafilter: Slightly more opinionated than Michelle Malkin
Metafilter: Less of a news site than Stuff White People Like.
Metafilter: measures high in both snark and community, represented by the invisible 3rd and 4th dimensional axes not pictured. Once you factor in that 4th axis, we come out damn close to the lolcats.
MetaFilter: "Random people can blog about anything they want; why anybody reads it may be the Web's greatest mystery."
Metafilter: Way less earnest than The Sartorialist.
Metafilter: Wedged Between Arianna Huffington and Michelle Malkin in an Angry Threesome
Metafilter: random people blogging about anything they want, except themselves or their friends.
MetaFilter: "Random people can blog about anything they want; why anybody reads it may be the Web's greatest mystery."
Metafilter: Wry commentary is best delivered by a busty anchor chick.
Metafilter: Where the elite meet to beat the salmon meat.
Metafilter: Like church or the masons.
MetaFilter: as in "butt" or "guns." A lot of people are named that.
MetaFilter: Kinda goofball, but funny.
MetaFilter:This'd be extra easy via null terminated's "mefi data playground"
Metafilter: a jumble of diificulty.
metafilter: 3rd smartest.. while drunk
Metafilter: Our IQ score actually means something!
MetaFilter: Ass Beware
MetaFilter: uninvested fighty people every time.
MetaFilter: You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.
MetaFilter: Freebird of the Internet.
MetaFilter: You're one sick fuck.
Metafilter: want to know how the carp enters into it?
Metafilter: It's a boyzone of spiteful, pseudonymous insult comics, but many are snappy with the English language. 'Instead of calling it what it is, they're going to clown us with semantics.'"
MetaFilter: I only love you as a friend.
Metafilter: the musical, promise.
MetaFilter: Less urgent than that even.
MetaFilter: REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN.
MetaFilter: I've probably deleted hundreds of cunts.
MetaFilter: Jane, you ignorant cuntslut.
Metafilter: Shut you're piehole
MetaFilter: a bunch of mouthy twats
Metafilter: like anything else, it's whatever you think it is, except when it's not, then you get mad.
MetaFilter: did you know mathowie couldn't swim?
Metafilter: don't need colonoscopy results to know who's full of shit
Metafilter: oh boy more inside!" instead of this insightful comment.
MetaFilter: where the comments ARE the main content.
Metafilter: Nobody ever mentions it
Metafilter: bozo filter, we haz one
Metafilter: the whole thing was a setup for a sociology experiment.
Metafilter: the whole thing was a setup for a sociology experiment.
Metafilter: sometimes, why?
metafilter: your DNA is on my pants.
Metafilter: stavrosian fuckish hapex legomena.
Metafilter: Putting it where The Sun don't shine.
Metafilter: Implicated as being always wonderful.
MetaFilter: refusing to merge right
MetaFilter: refusing to merge AMIRITE?
MetaFilter: giant bag of weirdos
MetaFilter: judging you for inconsequential bullshit since 1999.
MetaFilter: Will someone please tell me how this is not chatfilter?
Metafilter: If Ron Paul were elected dictator of Zimbabwe.
Metafilter: passing it off as my own opinion.
metafilter: It's a social phenomenon, so there is stuff to talk about.
MetaFilter: a nice cuppa with a little bit of froth.
metafilter: half the time I have only the vaguest idea of what I'm saying
Metafilter: half the time I have only the vaguest idea of what I'm saying.
Metafilter: misogynistic until proven otherwise, no returns
MetaFilter: I'll take my one (1) internet now, thx.
Metafilter: I think clearly expressed thoughts are uninteresting
MetaFilter: It's slow death, and you're gonna keep watching it
Metafilter: Idiot browsers just trying to be way too clever.
Metafilter: I actually woke up this morning... which is very slightly freaking me out.
Metafilter: Wondered at your snark.
Metafilter: you have to make a point.
Metafilter: building up credit for your inevitable apology thread
metafilter: thin-skinned, quick to draw offense, able to argue over absolutely anything
metafilter: I'm not with him on the "fuck all y'all" thing
Metafilter: impossibly assholish
metafilter: histrionic mountain-out-of-a-molehill meltdowns
metafilter: I'm not with him on the "fuck all y'all" thing
metafilter: phrase" to date. It'd probably end up being rather funny non sequiturs with all the stuff taken out of context.
metafilter: phrase" to date.
Metafilter: as well as Metatalk:. It's not current, but it's close: the blue and the grey.
metafilter: can I leave you alone in a room with my sister?
metafilter: this can hopefully be put to the side
Metafilter: we can safely move on from the subject of you
Metafilter: Not the finish, just the begining. [sic]
metafilter: I'm kind of amazed nobody's done gay porn under that title.
metafilter: bruised egos and high drama.
metafilter: responding to your stimuli
Metafilter: It's not current, but it's close. I'm really, really sorry.
MetaFilter: all the stuff taken out of context
Metafilter: the most fun way to spend time
Metafilter: When someone writes a bunch of code to crawl for all these cute little injokes, this is going to come back as a false positive.
Metafilter: unlistenable and unintelligible even at maximum volume.
Metafilter: I agree, bananahead
Metafilter: I think cortex is also a mod.
MetaFilter: they can actually read what we say
Metafilter: waylaid by life and a few different kinds of Stupid.
MetaFilter: fuck you frenchie douche.
Metafilter: Uh, what the hell is going on here today?
Metafilter:
Metafilter: overrun by joyous snarking.
MetaFilter: A likely story
MetaFilter: where derogatory terms are four syllables instead of four letters.
Metafilter: Can anyone recommend some pensive, melancholy, dirge-like chamber music for rainy days and blue moods?
Metafilter: a world of inhuman, black-hearted automatons half-consciously tearing away hunks of each other's flesh and writhing in agony
Metafilter: You can sign up, but you can never leave.
Metafilter: You can sign up, but you can never leave.
Metafilter: Not the ONLY reason I bought a new computer.
Metafilter: More addictive than crack" warnings. You paid your $5 and took your chances just like the rest of us. Face the sad and sordid facts, baby, you are a user, plain and simple. Cute trick with the "member" BS, but euphemisms won't get you anywhere - that's just another form of denial.
Metafilter: a dumping ground for pointless ...
Metafilter: Trivial point, but it irked me...
MetaFilter: learning, against your will.
MetaFilter: Somewhere between Indexed and Netflix.
MetaFilter: "HEY! THAT ADVERTISEMENT FOR PENIS CREME THAT RUNS A SCRIPT THAT INFECTS MY COMPUTER WITH SCREAMING PURPLE MONKEYS IS VERY ANNOYING!"
Metafilter: awesome ... fuck ... god ... shit ...
METAFILTER: hurf durf
Metafilter: Even if it has to be pounded into your pea brain with a fucking meat tenderizer.
Metafilter: "life"="like"
Metafilter: not as big a shithole as the internet at large
MetaFilter: Major deuces.
Metafilter: I meant it over at metachat
Metafilter: it is being "discussed"
MetaFilter: From Snarky Blog to post-apocalyptic bloodcult.
Metafilter: eligible for the exception
MetaFilter: 100% quoted for truth.
Metafilter: Stop snitching.
MetaFilter: censorial and fingerwaggy
MetaFilter: a legit if boorish response to your situation
MetaFilter: the real questoin herre
MetaFilter: a knife in the soapy water.
MetaFilter: Snark Cakes!
Metafilter: other evil website scared you
Metafilter: Soapy water with a knife in it.
Metafilter: I'll be sure to write more slowly in the future.
Metafilter: some of the finest internub goons i've ever seen. They're quirky, they're burly, they're analytical as all get out. Sometimes when the rest of the internet is ugly, MeFi is the only beauty to be found
Metafilter: calm down - it's just a weblink.
Metafilter: A blog that almost anyone can post to... within reason (sorta)
Metafilter: it seems like posting metafilter here borders on masturbatory
Metafilter: Imagine shitting and pissing sand. Yeah, keep thinking.
MetaFilter: Failin' at Palin Since 2008
Metafilter: A very elaborate coin flip" if that's how you'd like people to regard it.
Metafilter: when a best answer to an AskMe is in lolcat
Metafilter: We'd rather rim Meat Loaf. Seriously.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: trollop-faced cunts
Metafilter: Lots and lots of trolls, and nigh-trolls, and plain old shrill people
MetaFilter: Is emo capitalized?
Metafilter: Four and a half mice!
Metafilter:" in front of that.
Metafilter:" in front of that.
metafilter: capable of filling all space with no intervening gaps
MetaFilter: There's your problem.
Metafilter: "porn everywhere" alternating with "hugs for everyone."
MetaFilter: "The bug on the MetaFilter blogging site let an attacker set a user’s email address to the attacker’s, and then basically take over the victim’s account." Wasn't that one of these things dhoyt did?
Metafilter: Not Suitable for Work.
MetaFilter: ends with two dudes shouting at each other.
Metafilter: still not the very worst on the internet when it comes to reading questions before answering them.
MetaFilter: statistical posturing about a plate of doughnuts
Metafilter: There's always got to be someone who just has to be an asshole about it.
Metafilter: crippled by a lack of mechanical stabbing machines.
Metafilter: All in one big-ass page
metafilter:
MetaFilter: methinks in bed, but not with you!
Metafilter: Community Weblog
Metafilter: Community We blo
Metafilter: You're wasting your time even suggesting anything
Metafilter: The annotated Twitter
Metafilter: Can you Digg it?
Metafilter: The Ron Paul it's OK to google.
MetaFilter: Make Hulk Angry!
MetaFilter: more addictive than crack?
Metafilter: It stopped being funny
MetaFilter: Common Unity. We B Log.
MetaFilter: A Working Man's Fark
MetaFilter: We're all in this to get her.
MetaFilter: So much better than YouTube.
Metafilter: A little dab of patchouli'll do ya'
MetaFilter: it skipped the "shame on you" part.
Metafilter: lots of fun callbacks to earlier conversations
Metafilter: some 14 year old jumping around in pajamas
MetaFilter: you jaded bunch of maniacal slavedrivers I love so much
Metafilter: We remember when...
MetaFilter: we used to remember when ...
MetaFilter: I hope you're not suggesting I had any idea what the fuck I was on about when I made that kneejerk comment
metafilter: a bunch of anal retentive whiners and assorted varieties of ne'er-do-wells.
Metafilter: This is serious, lol.
Metafilter: [insert quote here]" bit (I'll call it Representative Site Quoting, or RSQ), I'd just let the quote stand on its own, but I am compelled to comment on this one, and point out that this particular RSQ is one that makes me sad to construct, as it points to the very, very confused state of mind that the OP who would write such a thing must be in. Just about everything that sixcolors has written here and in her AskMe threads in the past are somehow summarized and crystallized in this absurd quote, which, by the way, is surely the kind of writing that would be much more at home in, say, a YouTube comment, or some teeny site which I wouldn't know the name of.
Metafilter: Every angsty teenager and every narcissistic college student on the Web
MetaFilter: We do heart warming right.
MetaFilter:Tags, and the original blank remains unfilled.
Metafilter: more shrieking over infant cock here than anything else
MetaFilter: a filet of suck in a sandwich of fail.
Metafilter: Miko said in a reasonable way what I came in here to sputter and swear about.
Metafilter: Congrats, you have Internet Clap!
Metafilter: - quonsar
MetaFilter: angry-bored-stupid)
Metafilter: The same basket of motherfuckers
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: I meme confirmation bias!
MetaFilter: up to today's more modern standards
Metafilter: You may end up with something funky on your screen
Metafilter: Be kind to each other and don't let your anticipatory spazzitude wreck things.
Metafilter: 113 F-words and its derivatives, 1 obscene hand gesture, 1 sexual hand gesture, 10 sexual references, 13 scatological terms, 10 anatomical terms, 13 mild obscenities, name-calling (maggots, ugly, fat, idiot, dirt bags, gringo, bimbo, corpsilla), 11 religious exclamations.
Metafilter: 113 F-words and its derivatives, 1 obscene hand gesture, 1 sexual hand gesture, 10 sexual references, 13 scatological terms, 10 anatomical terms, 13 mild obscenities, name-calling (maggots, ugly, fat, idiot, dirt bags, gringo, bimbo, corpsilla), 11 religious exclamations.
Metafilter: Look, I have learned the name of a well-known user on this site!
Metafilter: An online chatperson who sounds like he knows what he is talking about
Metafilter: It's recession-proof.
Metafilter: run with this however you like.
Metafilter: Handling your wiff
Metafilter: plodplodplodplodWHEEEEEEEEE
MetaFilter: We put the apostrophe in it's place.
Metafilter: Exactly Right.
MetaFilter: We put the apostrophe in it's place.
Metafilter: You're wrong.
Metafilter: Wang Stroking
Metafilter: please stop talking about your wangs already.
MetaFilter: I didn't think you were that big of an ass.
MetaFilter::Sudden ray of sunshine:Gloomy day
MetaFilter: what would happen if men actually verbalized their moment-to-moment thoughts
Metafilter: a bazillion gajillion words for asshat
Metafilter: It was a lousy post but I was gone a lot of the day
Metafilter: a deep pool of caring and faith in one another.
Metafilter: you guys are frequently not worth the effort
Metafilter: you guys are frequently not worth the effort
Metafilter: You're either with us or against us.
Metafilter: This is Metafilter. And the snark is recursive.
Metafilter: total and complete user revolt.
Metafilter: This is Metafilter. And the snark is recursive.
metafilter: it's a text blob posting service
MetaFilter: Fit But We Know It
Metafilter: Witless Protection Program
Metafilter: has to be awesome to win.
Metafilter: Nattering nabobs of negativism
Metafilter: spew all over
Metafilter: the occasional lucid story
Metafilter: Oh please stop talking about your dicks already.
Metafilter: spew all over the occasional lucid story?
Metafilter: spew all over the occasional lucid story?
Metafilter: Lucid spew all over the occasional story.
Metafilter: I notice all the typost and tortured grammar.
Metafilter: writing to the audience of one inside your brain.
Metafilter: so frequently victimized that the kind of paranoia exhibited in this thread is common.
Metafilter: paranoia.
Metafilter: insults alone aren't going to make me walk away from my five-buck investment.
Metafilter: Read more and comment less
Metafilter: Ok, can we derail and snark now?
Metafilter: at least as much of a jackass as anybody else
Metafilter: Speaking of neurological problems...
Metafilter: Hitler ate my plums!
Metafilter: what kind of frame would go with this picture of Obama nude riding on a unicorn?
Metafilter: what kind of frame would go with this picture of Obama nude riding on a unicorn?
Metafilter: A possible chicken gif inlining came up with nothing
Metafilter: FAIRLY WISE DANDIES
Metafilter: Just print this thread out and show it to your publicist.
Metafilter: Just print this thread out and show it to your publicist lawyer, therapist, financial planner, electrician, veterinarian, dentist...
Metafilter: slop-muckers.
Metafilter: you just come across as someone who is vaguely disssatisfied with something and this winds up manifesting itself in random snark
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: classy and gender neutral... in bed.
Metafilter: suck my balls.
MetaFilter: The Gathering
MetaFilter: The Home Game
MetaFilter: The Home Game is to receive an invitation to join The Cabal. Game play involves navigating threads about politics, gender, race, Macs vs. PCs, your favarite bands, books, TV shows, and movies, and steam-punk unicorn pr0n; relationshipFilter and should I eat this questions; and MetaTalk free-for-alls - all while collecting linked-by contacts, favorites, and best answers and posting FPPs. Points are lost if you are flagged, deleted, unfavorited, or removed as a contact. Lose a turn if you are temp-banned or push the big, red button. Lose the game if you are caught self-linking.
MetaFilter: The Home Game. One can only lose.
MetaFilter: The Home Game. One can only lose.
Metafilter: ...on the topic of poo coloring
MetaFilter: don't ever log off, even for an hour.
MetaFilter: evolving into a better, more welcoming place
MetaFilter: Friends help friends not to be dicks.
Metafilter: Oh, also, Holden Karnofsky makes me vomit.
Metafilter: You're not as clever or as smart as you think you are.
Metafilter: You're not as clever or as smart as you think you are.
MetaFilter: holocaust denial talk on Christmas eve.
MetaFilter: Condemned to live in the horrible world you have created for yourself, full of threatening shadows and sinister design in everything which does not go your way.
Metafilter: osteogel
Metafilter: Gender referrant Cod War!
Metafilter: When I woke up the next morning, I felt like an idiot
Metafilter: If there is neither left nor rights, you can try substituting two wrongs for each right, but this doesn't necessarily work.
Metafilter: [excerpt of previous comment]" meme only when absolutely necessary.
Metafilter: [excerpt of previous comment]" meme only when absolutely necessary.
Metafilter: it's never necessary, and only rarely witty.
Metafilter: I should read the whole thread before making the same lame joke
Metafilter: AND THAT WAS MY FIRST, AND LAST, HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE.
MetaFilter: pop culture Cheez Whiz post-of-the-moment
MetaFilter: It's not about sex, it's about power
Metafilter: people besides Matt and me.
Metafilter: not crafted well and not entirely appropriate.
Metafilter: I learned I'm just not that important.
Metafilter: I check back on my comments to see why they're not getting any favorites (in the rare event that I'm not garnering enough attention).
MetaFilter: your website doesn't have sprinklers on it.
Metafilter: SILENCED ALL MY LIFE
Metafilter: petulant assypantsing
Metafilter: ten thousand more pointless, dangerous or offensive arsewipes
Metafilter: my knowledge is better than your knowledge.
Metafilter: golden thoughts and bunnies
Metafilter: like sodomizing a paralyzed rabbit
Metafilter: some random jackasses on the internet
Metafilter: like sodomizing a paralyzed rabbit
Metafilter: [NOT STROBIST]
MetaFilter: I set the Happy Slider to Full.
Metafilter: I did not want to spend my afternoon arguing about rectal porn.
Metafilter: violating your emotional pooper
Metafilter: non-consensual colonoscopy
MetaFilter: I honestly don't know and neither do any of you.
Metafilter: sounds much better in theory than reality
Metafilter: I did not want to spend my afternoon arguing about rectal porn.
Metafilter: I should probably get some sleep
MetaFilter: Permitting hateful, racist, sexist, classist crap to fester here on a daily basis.
Metafilter: a wrong community for real value advise, question or opinion.
MetaFilter: I'm too good to join you.
MetaFilter: One big clusterfucking waste of . . . oh, never mind.
MetaFilter: a soupcon of snark
Metafilter: whoever we are, whatever we do, and however much bacon we actually eat*, there is a trait that unites us. We are smartasses. Often, we're reasonably well-informed and very opinionated smartasses.
MetaFilter: Someone you trust is one of us.
MetaFilter: pursuing the most hookers-blow-and-mental-illness careers
MetaFilter: cheerleading the reproduction of hegemony.
Metafilter: SHE'S HOTT, but what a terrible fuckin' athlete.
Metafilter: SHE'S HOTT, but what a terrible fuckin' athlete.
MetaFilter: and then there's gman.
MetaFilter: and then there's gman.
Metafilter: That's where I'm a viking!
MetaFilter: compose simple sentences to instruct children or people with poor understanding of English
Metafilter: better click reload in case it becomes a goatse-and-lulz-factory
MetaFilter: GOTO 10
MetaFilter: when the actual answer to the question is posted, everyone ignores it and keeps talking about palindromes and making yo dawg jokes.
Metafilter: an eye on how the sausage is made.
Metafilter: Yeah, it's just you.
Metafilter: a release valve for tensions and grabassery.
Metafilter: Jerkfilter
Metafilter: the plan was to shotgun a beer and then see how fast we can run from the old server to the new ones.
Metafilter: it's about the discussion" argument.
Metafilter: anal nerds.
Metafilter: Those types of people who goto those websites to look at mutalated bodys and shit... fuckin sick.
MetaFilter: In Soviet Russia, all your new servers are belong to wendell.
MetaFilter: http://feeds2.feedburner.com/Metafilter
MetaFilter: http://feeds2.feedburner.com/AskMetafilter
metafilter: we all agree to just not be dicks.
MetaFilter: We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
MetaFilter: We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
MetaFilter: No pants, no problem.
MetaFilter: No pants, no problem.
MetaFilter: No pants, no problem.
Metafilter: policing your privacy since 1999.
Metafilter: policing your privates since 1999.
Metafilter: privatizing your policy since 1999
Metafilter: privying your police since 1999.
MetaFilter: 1999 prince capo slicing your ivy
Metafilter: Fark At Some Level?
metafilter: we all agree to just not be dicks.
Metafilter: taters (straight or gay)
MetaFilter: I DO NOT ADVOCATE THE SEX POTATO.
MetaFilter: that greasy monkey stuff
Metafilter: stupid, mostly pointless
MetaFilter: wait 30-60sec and hit the refresh button
metafilter: doesn't suck (in my opinion and I guess the opinions of the other mods) so we'll leave it to limp along.
Metafilter: Mooooo! Dammit, moooooo!
Metafilter: Well, it's not bad except for the extravagantly overwrought use of a preposterously excessive number of adverbs.
MetaFilter: if there's something we can do, we'll do it.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Could this be some sort of culture-trolling?
Metafilter: "Wait. I was trying to be mean."
Metafilter: a lot of people with weird questions to ask who just sort of wander around the internet looking for places to ask them
MetaFilter: sensible, accommodating, actually helpful discussion.
MetaFilter: helpful answers, usually written in complete sentences.
MetaFilter: fostering good conversation turns out not to be complex.
Metafilter: where's the fun in that?
Metafilter: Love it or leave it!
MetaFilter: probably a work in progress
MetaFilter: I will never forgive the Internet
Metafilter: the real dicks do it chroncally
Metafilter: This site is by Americans and for Americans.
Metafilter: HE'S A WITCH.
Metafilter: ))<>((
Metafilter: You're unaware of what I'm trying to be.
Metafilter: a reliable ass source
MetaFilter: Same as in town
Metafilter: no big deal because you were nice about it afterwards.
Metafilter: a reliable ass source
Metafilter: tagline contest? It wouldn't be too hard to set up a survey if we could figure out a way to narrow down the options to 5 or 7...
Metafilter: Ex-Masturbator
Metafilter: Wait, is that sweater Cashmere?1
metafilter: cannot believe how blatantly self-righteous some assholes are on this site.
metafilter: Your paraphrase was longer than the actual comment.
MetaFilter: min max; probably should have kept that.
Metafilter: It hurts when I do this (clicks MeFi Dr. Directory).
Metafilter: It hurts when I do this (clicks MeFi Dr. Directory).
Metafilter: Law & Order: Pedant Squad
Metafilter: My very complicated alarm clock.
metafilter: Any guy who buys that baloney is a total idiot to whom I am superior in every way.
Metafilter: ... you can spell, punctuate, and appropriately use a dependent clause. Already I like you better than 90% of the meat sacks I encounter. You are not a waste; please find something to do, some way of being, that you can live with.
Metafilter: good to the last drop.
MetaFilter: Examine beans.
MetaFilter: we joined on the same day, I actually paid for his membership (or rather, it was on *my* debit card). Somehow he put his joining date earlier since he'd been lurking for eons before then. Dunno how that worked exactly, but anyhow, we were typing in our usernames at adjacent computers in one of the University of Iceland computer labs.
MetaFilter: joint custody weblog
Metafilter: Belching the first thing that came to mind into the thread
MetaFilter: Quite a reach for something so unfunny.)
MetaFilter: Perhaps I was wrong when I thought
Metafilter: it likely worked before because we were basically doing it wrong
Metafilter: an informed or "expert" opinion doesn't necessarily mean you're right.
metafilter:people who use the strike tag should choke on their own vomit FTFY
metafilter:" were trucked in from elsewhere. Not that there's any joke-miles restriction on funny anyway. (And all of these are still funny, btw, some of them for reals and some only ironically. Except for x overlords--that's played.)
Metafilter: It's lazy, it's snarky, it's the smug, knowing older brother of "meh," and half of you are getting it wrong.
metafilter: DON'T FUCKING POST THE WHOLE TREATY OF WESTPHALIA!
metafilter: something about a meat labeling law
Metafilter: That's where I'm a tater!
metafilter: like inventing a robotic penis to save you from having to orgasm.
Metafilter: high school kids who don't know shit
Metafilter: The thing with the hose, tanks and valves
MetaFilter: we are a big part of the proble,.
Metafilter: I really want a jackhole ninny flag.
Metafilter: I don't mean to be a total hippie about this, but
Metafilter: we're all about the bellyrubs and not so much the noogies.
Metafilter: I feel like I remember Steven C. Den Best
Metafilter: I feel like I remember Steven C. Den Best
MetaFilter: Somehow Morally Wrong For Being 30 Feet Tall.
Metafilter: "assholes and cocks come in different sizes"
Metafilter: Some Sort of Zealous Snobbish Obfuscatory Attack on the Popular
MetaFilter: Some Sort of Zealous Snobbish Obfuscatory Attack on the Popular.
Metafilter: We go to 105%.
MetaFilter: Obviously there are heavy days and light days.
MetaFilter: Obviously there are heavy days and light days.
Metafilter: I have a non-data-based feeling
MetaFilter: Vicariousness in dating and relationships (should) tend to diminish with age, unless you're just a rambling man/woman.
MetaFilter: people are happier when fewer things are spelled out.
Metafilter: Intact picture telephone.
MetaFilter: people are happier when fewer things are spelled out.
Metafilter: Your fellow users and you. This is just crying out to be the first video on MetaTV.
MetaFilter: sixcolors' twitter stream
MetaFilter: slides down your throat easier than you expect it to.
Metafilter: huge dongs.
Metafilter: this is Bartertown.
Metafilter: Measure your respective cocks elsewhere.
MetaFilter: I could be done better and be okay
Metafilter: pure, unadulterated conjecture.
MetaFilter: the work of a self-important simpleton
Metafilter: You're already editorializing by how you select and present the links, but when editorial considerations outweigh the content (the "This is IMPORTANT" problem) or when you add overt statements of your opinion, you're going to be publishing work that's more likely to result in derails, needless contention, and alienation of the audience. Oh, and deletion.
MetaFilter: are sexist or fileshare without ever directly supporting musicians
MetaFilter: A parody of yourself
Metafilter: check out our speedy
MetaFilter: from Hitler to duckies
Metafilter: that perfect transition straight from Hitler to duckies
Metafilter: some kind of jump off into an existentialist wankfest
Metafilter: some bits of it are neat and some aren't, THAR SHE BLOWS.
Metafilter: some bits of it are neat and some aren't, THAR SHE BLOWS.
Metafilter: You should be familiar with whatever the hell you're linking to
Metafilter: an ISO 8601 Certified Business!
Metafilter: you're enjoy it wrong.
METAFILTER:
Metafilter: I have some terrible news, have some dilaudid.
Metafilter: being male and not homosexual
Metafilter: That's gotta suck, and I'm truly sympathetic.
Metafilter: a parable composed of homophones
MetaFilter: That would actually be a pretty good policy, fuckwad.
Metafilter: everybody else, GFAR
metafilter: I knew those Nazis in Washington would kill us all sooner or later.
MetaFilter: The spawn of some drunken tryst between narcissism and free-association.
MetaFilter: Miko said what I should have said, much more gracefully than I ever would have
MetaFilter: Sometimes people are all like "Cool, that sounds fun!" On the other hand, sometimes they're all like "FUCK YOU SELF-PROMOTING DICKWEED!"
Metafilter: Not porn keyword - spam phrase.
Metafilter: Influencing my dreams.
MetaFilter: Metacontent.
Metafilter: ... and don't forget to fuck right off.
MetaFilter:Meta Filler.
MetaFilter: basically like having extended conversations via email 24hrs a day
metafilter: writhing pointlessly on a plate of beans.
Metafilter: There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and virgins without number.
Metafilter: It was the anencephalic babies that drove me to it.
Metafilter: I favorited a declawed, circumcised anencephalic kitten from Palestine.
MetaFilter: Don't laugh
MetaFilter: No, we don't.
MetaFilter: the hecklers are drunk and smarter than you.
MetaFilter: Who knew it was possible to overthink "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"?
Metafilter: some dude's hack-cocked, pot-induced idea on how to come up with something clever that isn't actually well thought-out.
Metafilter: at once, through the dimness an apparition came.
MetaFilter: with malignancy raging.
MetaFilter: It's a day
MetaFilter: The pathway to the brain is full of hurt.
MetaFilter: You hate yourself
MetaFilter: [broad and sweeping generalization about the entire group]
Metafilter: I want it gooey, and I want it fast.
Metafilter: The Drink.
Metafilter: a lot of the answers are mostly just projection, with only a thin premise of trying to provide advice specific to the asker.
MetaFilter: In sum, the identity of a blog community is contingent on the goals and purposes of its founders. Its institutionalization depends on participants valuing its precepts and acting accordingly. In the case of blogs, because blogs are 'owned' by individuals (Herring et. al., 2005), they can define the contents and the dynamics they want for their blogs. Whether they become a community or not depends on whether the blog services an existent or latent community (Wenger, 1998). In this sense Wenger (1998, p. 229) says that CoPs as such cannot be designed: 'Practice is not amenable to design.' In other words, one can articulate patterns or define procedures, but neither the patterns nor the procedures produce the practice as it unfolds.
Metafilter: Wise elders, candidates for mayor, whippersnappers, yobbos and village idiots (CITATION NEEDED)
MetaFilter: It's shorthand for MetaFilter.
MetaFilter: It's shorthand for MetaFilter.
Metafilter: it should be a comma.
Metafilter: my pig, my hut and my wife
Metafilter: You've got a friend in the diamond business
MetaFilter: I've faked it quite a few times.
Metafilter: has not really affected my writing style, if you discount the occasional additional colon.
Metafilter: Perhaps I should Ask Metafilter
MetaFilter: wtf I don't even
Metafilter: two in the pink and one in the stink.
MetaFilter: loosers of jackasses.
MetaFilter: loosers of jackasses.
MetaFilter:'d comment would come from a fast-fingered misspelling, taken as a malapropism, turned into a scatalogical joke.
Metafilter: the iguanodon of a proportioned and pitiless pesthole
Metafilter: jessamyn has done my homework for me!
MetaFilter: Insanely Detailed Parsing of Insanely Trivial Stuff.
Metafilter: One persons bullshit is another's veritable cornucopia of scientific facts.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: I hope it's overrun with pedophiles or terrorists or something.
Metafilter: a white dress.
MetaFilter: Like many here, I'm stunned.
Metafilter:____________" comments.
Metafilter: a seemingly-minor problem is going to turn into a huge shitshow requiring large amounts of expert knowledge.
MetaFilter: You can't just post whatever crap you want here
Metafilter: she/he probably should've stayed away from Metafilter
Metafilter: generally a grade-A quack detector.
Metafilter: Just a way for people to pop off comments without thought.
metafilter: scroll down nearly to the end.
Metafilter: Just a way for people to pop off comments without thought.
Metafilter: [description culled from a post upthread]." They make me smile =)
Metafilter: I actually know... more than you can imagine" quote is perfect, really.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: The next day I felt like an idiot".
Metafilter: It's completely sphincter operated!"
Metafilter: [insert Treaty of Versailles here. yes, the whole thing.]
Metafilter: I swear I didn't preview.
Metafilter: [insert Treaty of Westphalia]
Metafilter: All-Stars of the Clever Riposte
Metafilter: Should have just left it at the Treaty of Westphalia, but then I found the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, and then the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, and after that it just kind of snowballed.
METAFILTER: I DECLAWED MY CAT AND I DIDN'T VACCINATE MY KIDS
Metafilter: The plastic.com it's ok to remember.
METAFILTER: I DECLAWED MY CAT AND I DIDN'T VACCINATE MY KIDS"
Metafilter: wha
Metafilter: The plastic.com it's ok to remember.
MetaFilter: The X.com it's ok Y.
MetaFilter: The yahoo.com it's okay not to be slightly surprised still exists when browsing to.
MetaFilter: The powells.com it's okay not to buy books from.
MetaFilter: The somethingawful.com it's okay to love.
MetaFilter: The kuro5hin.org that's.... hey, remember kuro5hin?!
MetaFilter: The deathcabforcutie.com you'd be fine with being caught dead on.
MetaFilter: The X.com it's ok Y.
MetaFilter: The 4chan.org for assholes with social skills.
MetaFilter: Politics. Religion. Obesity. T-Shirts. Things we don't do well since 1999.
Metafilter: It's just a shirt.
Metafilter: Let them eat cake.
MetaFilter: Ignoring threads you don't like since 1999.
Metafilter: the mediocre stuff becomes the visible baseline.
MetaFilter: Fruit of the Loom
Metafilter: Many people are stupid here
MetaFilter: I will follow you until you are dead and the urethra that produced you is burnt shut.
metafilter: It's like certain issues just make people forget how to argue.
metafilter: It may be silly to some of you, I know.
Metafilter: No longer a consistent dick in the middle of the night.
Metafilter: I've banged out any number of comments without really thinking it through that read in a whooole other way than I intended.
MetaFilter: Putting the cum in circumference since 1999
Metafilter: I have no idea how this comment fits into the above shitstorm
Metafilter: community weblog" tagline. Most favorited photo wins the point for that hunt item.
Metafilter:It's just a blue page. I don't get it.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter:"the rest of us are too lazy to bother".
Metafilter: Lawn chair. I welcome our new overlord's.
Metafilter: Take or Leave it!
Metafilter: come for the interesting links, stay for the lessons on hand to hand combat!
MetaFilter: generally very successful discourse
Metafilter: It's like everyone in inches away from a knife fight
Metafilter: the cacti of pedantry
MetaFilter: it would be meaningless without a bunch bears, drunk on punch.
MetaFilter: it would be meaningless without a bunch bears, drunk on punch.
MetaFilter: a lot like the Atlanta Pride Festival.
Metafilter: putting the cabal in kabbalah.
Metafilter: the vastest dysfunctional relationship ever.
Metafilter: Suffocating tapestries of hypertext and taterful bile.
Metafilter: so random.
Metafilter: We miss all the internet orgies.
Metafilter: You know how sometimes you feel like even more of a bigger nerd than usual?
Metafilter: introducing me to the joys of cyberpolygamy
Metafilter: give or take a cortex.
MetaFilter: You wound me!
MetaFilter: fantasy type stuff in a tribal environment with telepathic animals (etc)
MetaFilter: Not actually a commune; we hate that shit.
MetaFilter: She's fifteen.
MetaFilter: people on the Internet love running any joke into the ground about as much as they hate original wit
Metafilter: none of us is as hateful as all of us.
Metafilter: a space for all those who recognize the references to add their own nerdpatter.
Metafilter: I can't even be arsed to fuck with the paradigm
Metafilter: Shit! I've turned into Garrison Keillor on dope!
Metafilter: I’ve got an economics degree so I know about this kind of thing.
Metafilter: like a Dostoevsky character gone internet
Metafilter: My mom's got an economics degree so I actually know far more about this subject than I think you can imagine.
MetaFilter: I Can't Control How Stupid You Are.
MetaFilter: I Can't Control How Stupid You Are, Because I Actually Know Far More About This Subject Than I Think You Can Imagine.
Metafilter: We can't really agree on anything.
MetaFilter: Better minds than mine get the big picture.
Metafilter: when you ask for something, it's usually already there.
Metafilter: not beyond stealing underwear from the still warm bodies of the little girls
Metafilter: Fuck you, and fuck your offensive mischaracterization of the community I love.
Metafilter: I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.
Metafilter: 30 degrees off axis just to true up the picture
Metafilter: Haven't you got anything more important to worry about?
Metafilter: Your injoke is retarded and nobody loves you.
MetaFilter: Held together by the sheer stubbornness of its culture
MetaFilter: sparing casual readers the endless self-examination
MetaFilter: It's not much, but a buy-in is a buy-in
MetaFilter: The old folks are good at explaining.
Metafilter: That spooge thread was God.
Metafilter: is retarded and nobody loves you.
MetaFilter: an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, buried in beans
MetaFilter: might as well be wearing monocles and top-hats
MetaFilter: ENTIRE TEXT OF ARTICLE
Metafilter: Maybe if you have your Swedish, you swallow your pride.
MetaFilter: I got a hug in my size :)
MetaFilter: (slogan)" shirts I made were the "I actually know far more about this subject than I think you can imagine", and they were sold at cost. I made no profit from those shirts, and I stopped selling them immediately after Matt asked me to. Also, Matt released the MetaFilter logo and gave his okay for people to make their own shirts as long as they didn't make any money from them.
MetaFilter: I actually know far more about this subject than I think you can imagine" shirts immediately after Matt asked me to.
MetaFilter: We're pretty sure that God's been a member for years.
MetaFilter: where civil people hang out
MetaFilter: where civil people hang out"
MetaFilter: where civil people hang out
Metafilter: Me love you long time.
Metafilter: Me love you long time.
Metafilter: You're all crazy. Out of your damn minds.
MetaFilter: This is just to say, in Soviet Russia, vibrating plum cameras can has u?
Metafilter: you can't beat it on a good day.
Metafilter: memes with explanations and possible origins? (ad nauseum)
Metafilter: a lot of memes I don't quite understand.
MetaFilter: Fresh, original wit is probably a better way to contribute.
MetaFilter: This is just to say, in Soviet Russia, vibrating plum cameras can has u?
MetaFilter: Comedy Doesn't Scale Well
MetaFilter: Other People's Freak Flags
Metafilter: Do your mice not have scroll wheels?
MetaFilter: overthinking a cake of peas
Metafilter: has changed me in ways I don't like.
MetaFilter: it would be fun (well, my kind of fun)
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Where logic meets tarot cards...and co-exists for some reason.
MetaFilter: You might want higher quality.
Metafilter: Off with you, you cows.
Metafilter: a magical ever-changin' mystery link
Metafilter: a low-fi Lulz Thunderdome.
Metafilter: Off with you, you cows.
Metafilter: the bestest, cleverest place on the planet
Metafilter: weed smoking, jaywalking, speeding, dental neglecting, sodomizing, Cuban sympathizers.
MetaFilter: "go out and load up a boat with actual missionaries and actual cannibals to see who gets eaten."
MetaFilter: Bid on Private Access Meetups, and Rate Prostitutes!
Metafilter: The Williamsburg of the New York that is the internet
Metafilter: don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
MetaFilter: mob justice done right.
MetaFilter: Your assumption here seems lazy and uninformed.
metafilter:' and link to the deleted post. Also I wasn't sure about linking from the blue to this metatalk thread.
Metafilter: Taglines.
Metafilter: doesn't need it's meds, they slow it's creativity DAMMIT!
MetaFilter: The Drunken United Nations
Metafilter: Would you prefer the word "moron" or "idiot"?
MetaFilter: Like dropping a ripping-wet burrito fart at a fancy cocktail party.
Metafilter: soft, flaccid and largely ineffective.
MetaFilter: big nerd herd here
Metafilter: The first one's on me
Metafilter: Anecdotal, hyperbolic, insubstantive, condescending, and extremely exclusive. (Now with extra schmoopy!)
MetaFilter: science or whatever the fuck.
MetaFilter: no results!
MetaFilter: We have a lot of sort of "blah" posts on various topics.
MetaFilter: a lot of sort of "blah" posts on various topics that don't rise to the level of deleteworthy
MetaFilter: I should have read the rest of the comments to see if someone already made this joke.
MetaFilter: What if it had been vagina?
Metafilter: Penis tag.
MetaFilter:" tagline list?
MetaFilter:" tagline list?
Metafilter: Penis tag.
Metafilter: internet (pseudo) anonymity + mocking people
Metafilter: Meef
Metafilter: the cynical fuckhead demographic
Metafilter: Anonymous is a bad person.
Metafilter:' gags?
Metafilter: Your post is the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
MetaFilter: The 'girlfriend' rubbed me the wrong way.
Metafilter: less loose
MetaFilter: The 'girlfriend' rubbed me the wrong way.
metafilter: overthinking your asian girlfriend
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: hammer hummer tintin bacon, super face bigfoot self.
Metafilter: hammer hummer tintin bacon, super face bigfoot self.
MetaFilter: a higher than average quotient of irritable people
MetaFilter: We Would Rather Just Gnaw on Whole Pieces of Meat.
Metafilter: Calculating the "volume of Uranus in hogshead" since 2009.
MetaFilter: it could have gone much better with some more carefful wording.
MetaFilter: lackluster but sweet.
MetaFilter: Frilly, much like cats and bananas.
Metafilter: I am so much nerdier than you.
MetaFilter: Rampant buttplug.
Metafilter: We need a spreadsheet to pick a bar.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: I was sure it would never happen to me.
MetaFilter: screw YOU baby
Metafilter: a viscous circle.
Metafilter: make your point without calling people twats or cunts
Metafilter: People who are getting all pants-poopingly witch-hunty.
Metafilter: Nothing wrong with lurking.
Metafilter: the only place on the internet where people with the ability to answer this congregate.
Metafilter: there was a lot of stuff we needed to do; most importantly, I had to buy pants.
Metafilter: Puke A Barf Like I've Never Seen Before.
MetaFilter: I'm sorry.
Metafilter: about 3/4 of the people that read what you wrote are not impressed.
MetaFilter: I've been felled many a time by an easy sack-tap.
metafilter: now that's a combination.)
Metafilter: is does honestly make me a little uncomfortable.
Metafilter: Your bun is stuck in the oven.
Metafilter: work on your drinkability.
MetaFilter: it ould com out deformed ad have trouble generaliazing learning
MetaFilter: Violating the first law of thermodynamics since 1999
Metafilter: where the idiots hang out.
METAFILTER: me am read posts down here
METAFILTER: A page in a more professional colour greases the monkey which in turn coelacanth.
METAFILTER: me know less about this subject than you possibly imagine.
MetaFilter: community weblog t-shirt
MetaFilter: the dusty lolbrary of my mind
Metafilter: There's a whole fucking book of them!
Metafilter: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.
Metafilter: Wait, what was my line again?
Metafilter: enterprise-level virtual tool simulation
Metafilter: banning with impunity
MetaFilter: the sort of two-dimensional text only world we live in.
Metafilter: They think it's a fad, it's going away ... it's not going away
Metafilter: "the moderators are robots"
MetaFilter: that thing you like
MetaFilter: I discovered the web and when I taught myself how to make web pages and how I loved it more than anything in the world, but I didn't have a job
Metafilter: O HE DED!
Metafilter: [no answer]
Metafilter: "$5.00."
Metafilter: It's very easy to run afoul of.
Metafilter: My other team is the atheists.
Metafilter: Apologies for the knee-jerk and useless snipe.
Metafilter: Jaltcoh thinks ur doin it wrong
MetaFilter: not just a collection of people who post snarky comments about things on the Internet
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: loves as it feels
MetaFilter: Stopping you from living your life since 1999.
MetaFilter: More addictive than crack real life.
MetaFilter: I am using the internet to escape, and this must stop.
Metafilter: You are going crazy and probably need to reset your brain.
Metafilter: Overthinking a plinth of bins.
MetaFilter: I fucking hate memes.
MetaFilter: It's a preference setting. You can turn it off.
MetaFilter: It tastes like... favorites.
Metafilter: overthinking a strikingly beautiful plate of beans
MetaFilter: go to town on some wangs and make people cry
Metafilter: tight as hell if you like lobster and you like mayo
Metafilter: bizarre schizophrenic ranting
Metafilter: "bizarre schizophrenic ranting"
Metafilter: re-purposed and re-contextualized for some experiment that we unwittingly are participating in.
Metafilter: sort of a never-ending gobstopper of hyperbole.
METAFILTER: Who's in charge here?
Metafilter: [comment from current thread]" jokes that spring up across the site like dandelions.
Metafilter: The sudden rash of honeys.
MetaFilter: not actively malevolent
METAFILTER: Clearly the goal should be to aim for total confusion.
MetaFilter: not actively malevolent
Metafilter: When did "shop" get added to the top menu?
Metafilter: "hon" is like "nigger" now.
meTafilTer: oVER tHINKING a pLATE oF bEANs.
Metafilter: a big bag of contradictory hammers
Metafilter: You might want to know that I have a penis
Metafilter: exclusively complexed subjects
MetaFilter: I can see your point of view.
MetaFilter: I can see your point of view."
MetaFilter: Sometimes lawns get got on.
MetaFilter: I can't be bothered to read all this
Metafilter: strongarm the gentleman
MetaFilter: Your own personal Jesus
MetaFilter: Your own personal Jesus
MetaFilter: Work on your tonemeter some maybe?
MetaFilter: my guitar keeps losing its sync to the USB dongle.
MetaFilter: this thing makes me so goddamned angry I want to punch people in the face so could stupid fuckers who do these things please stop immediately
Metafilter: Fuck you, hippie. Fuck you grandpa!
Metafilter: Fuck you, hippie. Fuck you grandpa!
Metafilter: some great forelocked, Sitar-playing pickle conspiracy
Metafilter: Wow, nobody's done this yet? OK, I'll do it.
Metafilter: posted by haveanicesummer at 2:11 PM on October 8 [1 favorite +] [!]
Metafilter: BULLSHIT MUFFINS THAT ARE BULLSHIT CHUNK FLAVOR
MetaFilter: Experiences of myself and my peers don't even matter.
MetaFilter: *ungh*
Metafilter: xyz' posts. That's pure lazy shite, not worth the half second it takes me to skim past it.)
metafilter: pure lazy shite, not worth the half second it takes me to skim past it
Metafilter:' ever again, even if sorely tempted.
Metafilter:
Metafilter:' ever again, even if sorely tempted.
MetaFilter: We don't have to listen to you; you have to listen to us.
Metafilter: "XYZ" and "You know who else. . ." would definitely improve my reading experience.
Metafilter: "XYZ" and "You know who else. . ." would definitely improve my reading experience.
METAFILTER: TERRIFYING COLOR BY DELUXE
METAFILTER:TERRIFYING COLOR BY DELUXE
Metafilter: best $5 EVER
Metafilter: The drive-by garbage you posted here.
Metafilter: Criminal Intent with mathowie channeling Vincent D'Onofrio.
Metafilter: They found the boy in his house!).
Metafilter: derived from wistful, hipster-approved indy rock lyrics.
Metafilter: All Falcon Heene, all the time.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: On the internets, you can always find delusional followers.
Metafilter: we can not save you from your own goddamn stupidity.
Metafilter: a sackful of porcupines tumbling in a dryer.
MetaFilter: It's better for people to look foolish?
Metafilter: separate entities for over three years now
Metafilter: An epic struggle between desire and disgust.
Metafilter: I know more about sarcasm than I think you can imagine.
MetaFilter: It's a lot like looking at a canal project and saying "really? Why didn't you just move the ocean?"
MetaFilter: _____ " comments have been made more from the hope that other people would be amused by them than because I found them particularly funny myself. If those comments stopped getting favorites, I would conclude that no amusement was being given and I'd stop making them. But it is the amusement, of which the favorites are an index, that is the goal - not the favorites themselves.
MetaFilter: _____ " comments have been made more from the hope that other people would be amused by them than because I found them particularly funny myself.Is it too late for me to change my vote to "please get rid of favorites entirely"?
MetaFilter: I like getting to say "Mmm".
Metafilter: you would be gone.
Metafilter: Where you get called out for telling people they did a good job.
Metafilter: Has a wicked case of the favorites.
Metafilter: Come for the insight, stay for the lulz...
MetaFilter: I don't value everything on the internet equally and this community consistently highlights interesting things.
Metafilter: a stupid mob that needs to be shouted down.
MetaFilter: those axes looks pretty well ground down now and will be useless against Hitler.
Metafilter: We crunch logs...
Metafilter: We crunch logs...
Metafilter: bog enough to tap
MetaFilter:I promise we are not fucking with you.
Metafilter: Gives great Metafilter.
MetaFilter: We can arrange for you to feel unequivocally fucked with.
Metafilter: I have a pentium 3 with 256 meg running debian that sits beside my production machine, that is exclusively for metafilter.
MetaFilter: a fun if totally superficial ritual.
Metafilter: collaboration enabled by the web.
Metafilter: thoroughly goatsed the doctors that killed you
Metafilter: You can go out and premaritally screw like bunnies.
Metafilter: a notable blip was NOTED, and as such is in the archives.
Metafilter: It is just cliche and knee jerk repetition of memes in action.
Metafilter: Cause or effect?
Metafilter: Cause or effect?
MetaFilter: every image is photoshopped and every video is secretly an advertisement
metafilter: whoever posts anything resembling a recipe loses.
MetaFilter: Such is the power of-->
MetaFilter: This will thrill me and overwhelm me with guilt in turns.
Metafilter: An issue with a single jerk, not an established system.
Metafilter: No better than TV.
MetaFilter: you've picked the wrong nerds to fuck with
MetaFilter: guys like to talk about their penises
MetaFilter: the name for the squamous burning in the unnameable place
Metafilter: Helping awkward people have sex since 2003.
MetaFilter: Overthinking corn on the cob.
Metafilter: There is a metatalk thread, you can talk about your penis there.
Metafilter: "like Christmas but with irony"
MetaFilter: It's the casual assumption that everyone else in the world wants to hear about it.
MetaFilter: As a bonus, this renders the situation nearly impossible to coherently discuss.
Metafilter: nearly impossible to coherently discuss.
Metafilter: the uninvited meatball in your skull.
Metafilter: I don't understand this sensitive and nuanced topic, yet now I shall hold forth on it.
Metafilter: Pished wee beasties!
MetaFilter: Some sort of consensual underwear policing arrangement.
MetaFilter: the lowest point in the Netherlands.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Where a Bucket of Cocks meets a Plate of Beans
Metafilter: more RAR! than some spammy backwater Rapidshare-linking Battlestar Galactica blog.
Metafilter: you fucking moron.
Metafilter: a user base self-selected for gleeful participation in deliberative discourse
Metafilter: 'And people wonder why Metafilter is brought up in therapy.'
Metafilter: Membership has its' privileges.
Metafilter: Living if isolated proof that a site can be successful without pictures or video, and can also host thoughtful conversations."
MetaFilter: You were the troll.
MetaFilter: I'm not going to say to you what I want to say, because that really would get me banned.
Metafilter: "wow, look at that asshole"
Metafilter: you think you're exercising when really, you're just standing there being jiggled.
Metafilter: I can confirm through the infodump
MetaFilter: The most frequent commenting 10% (885 people) made 72% of all the comments.
Metafilter: no patina of shittiness
Metafilter: it's about sniping
Metafilter: no confused new user will ever find it
Metafilter: Lo! It is from the Internets!
Metafilter: weekdays usa weekends USA
metafilter: fuck it, go crazy
Metafilter: quonsar taught me how to do the ♥ thing
MetaFilter: it's a courtesy to warn for them (and you should, because you should try to be nice) but not a requirement or an offense requiring punishment if you fail. If you don't want to be exposed, caveat lector.
Metafilter: Annoying repetitive injokes.
MetaFilter: No.
Metafilter: I'll just assume the argument has started already.
Metafilter: That's what any decent viking would do.
MetaFilter: Sex with people we met on the Internet feels holy, not slutty.
metafilter:It's silly and petty and a tad obsessive
Metafilter: New Year Jerks.
Metafilter: The best page on the internet, hands down.
Metafilter: slightly-sleazy older person who helps you fumble through your first sexual experience.
MetaFilter: Linking to that Onion article "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock" in threads about homophobia is fucking tiresome. It's eleven years old, for christ's sake.
Metafilter: We don't know how to help you with your contextual deduction issues.
Metafilter:my cake balls were FUCKING AWESOME
METAFILTER: And yet, here you remain instead of going someplace that is more to your liking/preferences, so I guess we're stuck with each other.
Metafilter: I guess we are stuck with each other.
Metafilter: given to immense erudition and wanton violence.
Metafilter: you are that guy
Metafilter: you're not a special wittle snowflake apart from the rest of the snowdrift. You're in here with the rest of us, and if you think attempts to create divides are good and healthy for the site, you should really think again. Stereotyping sucks dude.
Metafilter: you're not a special wittle snowflake apart from the rest of the snowdrift. You're in here with the rest of us, and if you think attempts to create divides are good and healthy for the site, you should really think again. Stereotyping sucks dude.
Metafilter: Unless you want a faceful of penis.
metafilter:/$ rm -rf *
Metafilter: If it takes more than three midgets, you're toast.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: Mild Simulated Gambling
METAFILTER: Anything is possible with enough acid.
Metafilter: 10 Trolls Every Blogger Will Encounter.
Metafilter: Do we shit you?
Metafilter: Like someone grinding out the end of a double shift at a burger bar
Metafilter: about guys with long, floppy penises.
Metafilter: a callout over the phrase "fuck off" is posted and it's about goddamn fonts
Metafilter: Oh, yeah? what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad I posted your d*ck sucking list to facebook? go ahead.
Metafilter: I had about 20 seconds to think of a reason and wrote down the first thing that popped into my head.
metafilter: Zero.
Metafilter: Fucks below the folds.
metafilter:
Metafilter: blablabla
Metafilter: I’m gonna rub the tip of my fuckin’ hardcore tater around the mouth of his glass.
METAFILTER: I am confused and I think many others are too.
Metafilter: You're not really doing anything but being annoying now.
MetaFilter: Lurk More
Metafilter: Dude. "LOL!!!"? Seriously? What? Are you a btard or something?
Metafilter: Dude you don't get to call me a fucking hall monitor. What the hell.
Metafilter: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!
Metafilter: it's a daily thing.
Metafilter: follow the sound of retching and explosive intestinal distress
MetaFilter: silly arguments that I could give a crap about anymore.
Metafilter: Annoying in-joke.
Metafilter: I don't know how people can look at themselves in the mirror when they keep trotting out cliches and well trod in-jokes
MetaFilter: serves primarily to identify people who aren't clever or amusing in the goddamn least, but are desperate to prove otherwise.
Metafilter: first-ever use of assholes
MetaFilter: I have charts.
Metafilter: The Metafilter of the Harpers of the Internet
Metafilter: There's a greasemonkey script for that.
MetaFilter: PoliticalFilter, SportsFilter, MetaChat, MonkeyFilter, etc.
MetaFilter: Can't swing a dead cat on the eastern seaboard without hitting one of us.
metafilter: don't be a jerk. I have no problem with killing a post with meets the technical qualification of questionhood, but totally fails at the spiritual qualities of jerkitude.
MetaFilter: Well At Least It's Not Rapey!
Metafilter: Fear is what makes us great!
MetaFilter: A Site For Grown-Ups
MetaFilter: A Site For Grown-Ups
Metafilter: Just eat the damned beans.
METAFILTER: but I just can't articulate it very well right now
Metafilter: an exercise in racy porn writing for no other reason than to be obnoxious
MetaFilter: Arpanet is our Athens
Metafilter:___' tagline. Great stuff.
MetaFilter: 12th steppin' random dudes we stumble upon a day at a time
Metafilter:___' tagline. Great stuff.
Metafilter: super-educated, holier than thou mufustablia.
Metafilter: he's got a small dick.
MetaFilter: a snakepit or a drawing room?
Metafilter: I have a shit-tzu now who has the same problem and it works.
Metafilter: I have a shit-tzu now who has the same problem and it works.
MetaFilter: It's not rocket surgery.
MetaFilter: He's leaking.
MetaFilter: I did not view it as merely prurient.
Metafilter: besmirch my good name you rapscallions!
Metafilter: Just a lot of slag you have to wade through.
Metafilter: Fart -- Lite Em!
Metafilter: This place can sure make me feel dumb!
Metafilter: too much twee will distract from the thrust of your inquiry
Metafilter: Really, actually, all about the love, sister.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: Please don't do this.
Metafilter: Aghghhghhh Braaaiiiinssssss agghlhhshghl...
Metafilter: Oh...oh my god...it's...it's still moving...
Metafilter: a general human behavior problem that's not contained to food/sex analogies.
Metafilter: I guess I could just stop looking at them, but I wanted to complain about something.
Metafilter: You misunderstand, the statue is of me.
Metafilter: I'm not as old as maybe you think
Metafilter:I am older than I wish to admit at this time
Metafilter: making a useful point but obscuring it with an abrasive tone.
Metafilter: get over yourself.
Metafilter: get over yourself.
Metafilter: Your thunder is unmatched.
Metafilter: Your thunder is unmatched.
MetaFilter: A Stir Fry Made Of Sand.
Metafilter: great fun but it doesn't add a drop to the empty pool that symbolizes the volume of my desire
Metafilter: 3-D Models, Projectors, and Flutes!
Metafilter: ____________________________ " so that the wearer can fill in the catchphrase of the day.
Metafilter: this website made in a factory where nuts are handled.
Metafilter: may contain traces of peanuts taters.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Outside is Overrated, so we've got to at least solicit aeschenkarnos's permission.
MetaFilter: snarking it up real good.
MetaFilter: The Big Book of Beans.
MetaFilter: labeling people because of their sexuality is just wrong
MetaFilter: hetero-male fantasy is just repulsive
Metafilter: What a metaphor!
METAFILTER:generally a messy embarrassment all over.
MetaFilter: it's even better when stoned on Percoset
MetaFilter: therefore you are all wrong!
Metafilter: a race to the bottom in a toboggan full of milquetoast
METAFILTER: DON'T STOP BELIEVING
METAFILTER: DON'T STOP BELIEVING
METAFILTER: DON'T STOP BELIEVING
METAFILTER: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN"
Metafilter: Slog in, slog out.
Metafilter: defecatory portmanteau
Metafilter: Slog in, slog out.
MetaFilter: Perhaps it's my mood each day, but I doubt it.
Metafilter: Foo" joke before, and won't start now, but damn if the end of your last comment doesn't tempt me, ifdssn9.
MetaFilter: Meh. Fie.
metafilter: You can't properly do a "less than 3" :(
metafilter: You can't properly do a "less than 3" :(
MetaFilter: Just Like When My Mother (English) Fell Down The Stairs Thirty Years Ago
Metafilter: Even if you're totally in defense of horsefucking, you have to admit that the comparison hurts
Metafilter: a screedy jumble of meh
Metafilter: Have fun with it. Try to not flame out.
MetaFilter: Love it or leave it take it to Meta!
Metafilter: Bob Hope once goosed my Mom.
Metafilter: Bob Hope once goosed my Mom"
MetaFilter: AAAASwAAAAAAAAAAJP8ACP8AAABAAAAAAAAAAA
METAFILTER: MAKE TAGLINE JOKE
Metafilter: just some links to some random resources on the web somewhere. Could be anything.
Metafilter: Okay, elephant piss is coming.
Metafilter: "Wouldn't this be better with tater tots on it?"
Metafilter: if you got hit by a truck right after it went up, in theory it should be okay
Metafilter: it's a filtering process" or whatever, it's usually just a quickie throwaway and it's best to ignore it; it's not meant as a serious challenge or insult or anything, it's just goofing around.
Metafilter:LIVE!" (Although that sounds pretty cool now that I think about it. Get on it, Matt.)
Metafilter: a mostly plain white temple.
Metafilter: Making shit real since 2000.
Metafilter: "sesquipedalian technical terms"
MetaFilter: I'm still sniffing around.
MetaFilter: For those of you who think it's because Obama is black, pot meet kettle...
MetaFilter: This whole thing is ridiculous.
Metafilter: Arguing in bad fail.
Metafilter: the wrinkles in my ball sac had grime in them
Metafilter: Doin' 55 in a 54.
Metafilter: Mad Whimsical.
Metafilter: the wrinkles in my ball sac had grime in them
MetaFilter: I liked your eyes when you came
MetaFilter: The herpes of craft supplies
Metafilter: donking non-stop till the donk won't bonk
Metafilter: usually a Polish waterboy.
Metafilter: Find the post. Leave the comment."
MetaFilter: I rang the doorbell clicked the link, didn't I?
MetaFilter: Best of the web
Metafilter: sigh. cortex, I just really wish you were my dad
MetaFilter: YahooAnswers with a slightly more powerful command of the English language.
Metafilter: It has been suggested that I re-evaluate my life, and I was wondering what methods or experiences you have had...
Metafilter: Show his eyes, and grieve his heart; Come like shadows, so depart!
MetaFilter: We are going to hurt each other with Madonna
MetaFilter: We are going to hurt each other with Madonna
MetaFilter: We are going to hurt each other with Madonna
Metafilter: we have almost no clear policies on anything.
MetaFilter: throwing out words with question marks after them
Metafilter: I can't help but think of it every time I poop.
MetaFilter: I'm in the wrong Portland
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: fucktons better.
MetaFilter:/'
Metafilter: frequent posts on the civilzation developing in the fungal growths within Sasquatch's toe jam
Metafilter: Some people really just don't want the tagline jokes to end
Metafilter: Some people really just don't want the tagline jokes to end
Metafilter: You motherfucker!!!
Metafilter: Coitianta in �irinn
Metafilter: futile and masturbatory. So, hug someone close to you.
MetaFilter: gets the thing automagically.
Metafilter: get used to a MetaFilter full of disappointment
MetaFilter: cobblers
Metafilter: hypertext as performance fart.
Metafilter: hypertext as performance fart.
Metafilter: I'll sprinkle gross all over it
Metafilter: we fight crime
Metafilter: we fight crime
MetaFilter: The TV Show.
MetaFilter: The TV Show.
Metafilter: we fight crime
Metafilter: If you're not weeping at the end, you're a replicant
MetaFilter: The suppurating carbuncle of vileness you can't live without. (and, Congratulations you two.)
Metafilter: Good Ass Job.
Metafilter: We have a very particular set of skills.
Metafilter: Miko said in a reasonable way what I came in here to sputter and swear about.
Metafilter: We are all full of beer and food.
Metafilter: the anti-4chan [From the Fark thread]
Metafilter: Good Ass-Job
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: lady, you have no idea, I've got a posse.
MetaFilter: equivalent to the survival of cockroaches over the next millennia
Metafilter: A website sobbed and greeted Daniel with success.
Metafilter: In English, with profanity.
Metafilter: Best of the Web.
MetaFilter: All about politics, weird stories, comics, and stuff like that? It's sad.
MetaFilter: nothing funnier than tired old memes
Metafilter: You can check out any time you like...but you can never leave.
Metafilter: A combination of potential exploits and the fact that some people were absolute fuckers with it.
MetaFilter: walks the line between insightful and offensive.
MetaFilter: real sentences and people having points and stuff.
MetaFilter: The Movie (movie.metafilter.com?) and you alluded to the same thing.
Metafilter: being a pretentious, shallow, miswitted, contrarian, antagonistic baiter isn't enough. You've got to be smug.
Metafilter: I come to metafilter because it makes me more smarter
MetaFilter: You Are Allowed To Beat Them With Oar.
MetaFilter: I have no perspective on it, just as you have no perspective on your friends. If you insist you do, you're just fooling yourself.
Metafilter: Even a cursory glance at a Venn diagram indicates that it is completely full of shit.
METAFILTER: a metaphor for life itself.
METAFILTER: a metaphor for life itself.
Metafilter: elbow squids playing the banjo?
MetaFilter: Chimps making alternating needy or soothing sounds while grooming each other.
metafilter: that is not quite accurate
metafilter: was your comment sarcastic?
Metafilter: trying to heal the sutures in my chest tube hole
Metafilter: trying to heal the sutures in my chest tube hole
MetaFilter: I've never met you, but I love you
metafilter: telempathic across the airwaves
Metafilter: I'll address it tomorrow.
METAFILTER: I will accept payments to not post this to the front page. That is the service I offer. You will find my deal to be quite fair.
MetaFilter: I find my comment to have an aggressive tone, which is not intended.
MetaFilter: I'll just keep yelling til my viewpoint wins due to everyone else being terribly bored by it.
Metafilter:" is exactly like searching for "Metafilter" and there are too many of those to count--especially once you figure in URLs and linking comments.
Metafilter: is exactly like searching for "Metafilter".
Metafilter: I think it's funny how many people absolutely hate taglines.
Metafilter: but teh Googles strip out colons
Metafilter:" is exactly like searching for "Metafilter"
Metafilter: Goddamn colons fuck shit up for everything.
Metafilter:" it would give you a whole bunch of great dada taglines.
Metafilter: 147 square inches of living space, and a great rollercoaster ride."
Metafilter: Explorer.
Metafilter:..." taglines by others, I would like to have a robust tool to track this sort of thing.
Metafilter: a slow day at work
MetaFilter: because you have a consistently weird authoritarian punishment fetish
Metafilter: (Yes, this is what I do for fun.)
Metafilter: Paul Auster just creamed his pants.
Metafilter: a cage with a pack of howling, slavering hyenas.
Metafilter: Taglines=theft.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Tagline Joke Remover
Metafilter: (.*)/
Metafilter: I actually know far more about this subject than I think you can imagine.
Metafilter: What if it were Hitler's vagina?
Metafilter: Is this to be an empathy test?
Metafilter: This isn't a contest!
Metafilter: We're here for your amusement or trickery. Fuckers.
Metafilter: Where sleep is the new sex and we all have insomnia.
Metafilter: Stone-aged and primitive
Metafilter: Mild Simulated Gambling
Metafilter: tight as hell if you like lobster and you like mayo and lightly stained lederhosen
Metafilter: is exactly like searching for "Metafilter".
Metafilter: rat-fucking at the hands of fate.
Metafilter: asparagus or rape
Metafilter: the bizarre symmetrical "finger"
Metafilter: banning with impunity
Metafilter: internet (pseudo) anonymity + mocking people
Metafilter: petulant assypantsing
Metafilter: chuckleheaded.
Metafilter: your favorite in-joke sucks.
Metafilter:" tagline jokes?
Metafilter:" tagline jokes?
Metafilter: Goddamn colons fuck shit up for everything.
Metafilter: Look out, Robin. They've got nose-guns.
Metafilter: I'll just assume the argument has started already.
Metafilter: We're way past being bean-thinkers. Now we're the fun-vampires.
MetaFilter: Of course, we have our own issues with disappointment.
MetaFilter: I can't fault you for getting a piece of a weird ass pie like that.
Metafilter: I really want a jackhole ninny flag.
Metafilter: I think you're not getting the point of this at all.
Metafilter: You're unaware of what I'm trying to be.
Metafilter: I'm gonna go have sex. With a LADY.
Metafilter: Yeah, it's just you.
METAFILTER: Anything is possible with enough acid.
METAFILTER: but I just can't articulate it very well right now sorry.
METAFILTER: I am confused and I think many others are too.
METAFILTER: yes, I'm certain, even if I'm wrong. And I may be.
METAFILTER: Clearly the goal should be to aim for total confusion.
METAFILTER: weed smoking, jaywalking, speeding, dental neglecting, sodomizing, Cuban sympathizers.
Metafilter: the absolute quickest stoked-to-bummed turnaround
Metafilter: You know how sometimes you feel like even more of a bigger nerd than usual?
Metafilter: a nice infodumpish thing
Metafilter: where else can you pay $5 and become and agent of The Global Frequency?
MetaFilter: if I could suck my own dick I'd never use the Internet again.
MetaFilter: epic 3,600 word comment (plus addendum and corrections)
Metafilter: unverified trolls
Metafilter: cold extremities thrust at me
MetaFilter: Please hope me!!!" (in Comic Sans), holding a bottle of Pepsi Blue in one hand and a banjo in the other, riding on a pony. Meffy is typically depicted against a professional white background.
Metafilter: just a penis in a hat..
Metafilter: "You're doing 'this' wrong."'
MetaFilter: you can make the fact that you don't know what the fuck you are talking about a plus!
MetaFilter:" and "Pony request:", and hold these next to strangers' signs during the protest/march.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: "we" did not have sexual relations..
Metafilter: The Game.)
Metafilter: reading the worst possible interpretations of everyone's statements and getting offended.
Metafilter: How may we offend you?
MetaFilter: does not have to rigorous academia
Metafilter: join the debate!
Metafilter: Like OK Cupid?
MetaFilter: a place people fight all the time.
Metafilter: Like OK Cupid?
MetaFilter: So there's a place for links, and a place people ask questions and then a place people fight all the time and you spend hours a day on this, why?
MetaFilter: someplace to let MeFis know about available animals that need homes. (And an actual full scale classified ad section would be even more awesome.)
MetaFilter: someplace to let MeFis know about available animals that need homes. (And an actual full scale classified ad section would be even more awesome.)”
Metafilter: my "squicked out" instinct
Metafilter: I fucking hate memes.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: It's like ice cream that you can drink and that high fives you afterward.
Metafilter: errs on the "fewer butt-hurt" side
Metafilter: super-robot-nerds and super-emotional-maniacs
Metafilter: posted by
Metafilter: It's ok. You can still eat that.
Metafilter: I can't believe I read the whole thing.)
Metafilter: (I may have posted that comment before I got to the end of the post.)
MetaFilter: A Haven For Inane Talk On a Variety of Topics Except For Sports.
MetaFilter: Because If We Don't Talk About Lady Gaga, Who Will?
MetaFilter: Three More FPPs, And I'm Sure They'll Put Firefly Back On.
MetaFilter: Know Who's A Jackass? Glenn Beck, That's Who.
MetaFilter: A cocktail party where everyone brought an ax and the host is handing out grindstones.
MetaFilter: an analysis of a community weblog’, [Online] Available at: http://www.noor.bz/pdf/alihasan_metafilter.pdf (1 April 2009).
Metafilter: Obesity thread.
Metafilter: Free of ground up assholes.
Metafilter: Prompts girly coos.
MetaFilter: shit, I'm one of them now.
Metafilter: we bore our souls.
Metafilter: Nobody, not even the rain, has such small qualms.
Metafilter: peer-reviewed cage match
MetaFilter: Except this isn't a goddamn funeral, it's a website.
Metafilter: this isn't a goddamn funeral, it's a website.
Metafilter: just a giant thing held together with Fighty Puttytm
Metafilter: I just click links.
Metafilter: that THING we just talked about not being okay
Metafilter: That scene in The Shining when the elevator doors open and out comes a deluge of blood.
Metafilter: responsible for 98% of "pussy" related double innuendo
Metafilter: I require a t....
Metafilter: Stop carrying out your intentions and watch for my signals.
MetaFilter: I've always liked your user name
Metafilter: "Serious Communities are Powered by Silliness"
Metafilter: like singing about fucking math and dragons and shit
MetaFilter: toxic site-wide popularity contest syndrome.
MetaFilter: Phatic, Ludic, vir bonus.
MetaFilter: A virgin that you're waiting to deflower
MetaFilter: gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR urglefurglefurgle
Metafilter: a total hectoring feeb
MetaFilter: Wrong on [foo]. Wrong on [bar]. Wrong for America.
Metafilter: Everyone can do better. Starting with me.
Metafilter: it's inbred community crap
Metafilter: I've never felt more relaxed or vasodilated.
MetaFilter: Hey we're stuck with each other!
Metafilter: spammers, jerks, or others
MetaFilter: Quit joking! This is serious stuff.
Metafilter: utility vs. futility
MetaFilter: Y'hear that, nughumper? I'm comin' for yah! Prepare to die!!
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: I was just making stuff up in my head.
Metafilter: The likelihood of someone taking your advice to heart is un.
Metafilter: I like how you use all those words!
Metafilter: a herd of genetically engineered goats that produce antibodies in their milk
MetaFilter: calling someone "general fucking asshole" for disagreeing with you is totally acceptable
Metafilter: Continuing to exist sets a bad precedent.
Metafilter: their infection living on the web forever.
Metafilter: this sucks! Everything was better before! Look at this cat!
Metafilter: supplying all of life's needs, only 5 dollars.
MetaFilter: Because the old one is encrusted with shit.
MetaFilter: taglines in that excerpt alone.
Metafilter: As re-enacted by members of the Iowa Writers' Workshop.
Metafilter: a wordplumber carefully forging ideas in the sweaty lumbermill of his sentence-quarry.
Metafilter:I was at a farmers' market, all stoned outta my gourd, and some guy asked if I was internet famous.
MetaFilter: please adjust your goofometer
MetaFilter: ________" quip mashed together into a single ball of GRARness. I love it. (Ironically and atheisticly of course)
Metafilter: a pithy one-liner that can fit within the confines of a gravestone.
metafilter: qu'est-ce que c'est?
METAFILTER: There's been a lot of bickery, hopeless, unbelievably condescending crap going down around here lately and lots of folks have been intentionally misunderstanding and misrepresenting each other.
MetaFilter: True Blue
MetaFilter: the community weblog" or something. I talked to him about maybe promoting Fuelly or Ask MetaFilter instead because they were easier concepts to "get" by outside listeners. He came up with the slogan "thousands of life's little questions, answered." and it sounded great so we've stuck with that.
MetaFilter: "Double," "Self-link, banned, "Eh" or "Meh" to indicate something that's just too thin and weak to stay on the front page, and "Look at these assholes," which is a phrase that's been used around here for at least three years as shorthand for "This is a post that has little to no redeeming value, it's basically just to forum for us all to get our grar on about these abhorrent people and the abhorrent things they did, they suck amirite?" Sometimes referred to as "Outragefilter," which has been around even longer.
METAFILTER: CHAOTIC TATERS #1 (of 5)
Metafilter: the usual ignorant tasteless hipster fuckwads
Metafilter: We all stand around for half an hour kicking each other in the junk!
MetaFilter: Mad Men is so much better.
MetaFilter: ow, the users!
Metafilter: for pretentious, godless hipsters
Metafilter: "people who lack Strong Internet Opinions."
Metafilter: Making new friends on the Internet since 1999.
MetaFilter: like a turd.
Metafilter: Tag line" bit 'cause I love that stuff.
Metafilter: No one has mentioned their hate for the Metafilter
MetaFilter: presumption of innocence, the new offensive behaviour.
Metafilter: blog community website
Metafilter: Haughey and his ilk
MetaFilter: full of casually dropped bad premises, faulty reasoning, and a sort of general unpleasantness and obtuseness of which "taters" [are] just one element.
MetaFilter: This Sort Of Digital Jitney.
Metafilter: a recumbent lightcycle.
Metafilter: Megafiller.
Metafilter: the very essence of foisting
MetaFilter: Please do not stuff your pregnant wife in an adult-size babybjorn.
Metafilter: Hyperbole and Kittens.
Metafilter: Hyperbole and Kittens.
Metafilter: Still not your living room.
Metafilter: It makes me feel like an adult to be creeped out by this kind of eroticized rationale.
Metafilter: I'm stopping civilisation collapsing
Metafilter: A persistent tone of dislike
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: stuff it, Leibniz.
Metafilter: like a grilled cheese but better, faster, and deadlier
MetaFilter: I hate every indigent on this alone, but together, they work.
MetaFilter: I happen to be a conglomeration of frozen ice crystals
Metafilter: People whining about their personal life
Metafilter: a giant argument laden with sarcasm and refusals to lend benefit of doubt
Metafilter: $5 means I'm not a product.
Metafilter: feeling less of a dick
Metafilter: Where often is heard a discouraging word.
Metafilter: keep it in your pants, dude.
Metafilter: Segregate your disappointment!
Metafilter: sprawling essay posts nestled in with monkeys on pigs
MetaFilter: There is no such thing as shoes.
MetaFilter: The alternative is doing actual work.
MetaFilter: What are you hoping to accomplish here?
Metafilter: Third prize is I’m your father.
Metafilter: valid where prohibited
Metafilter: Too much ready, probably not that funny anyway.
Metafilter: a humpback whale, not a meteor.
MetaFilter: I BLOG AND TWEET UNDER MY PROFESSIONAL PERSONA ALREADY
Metafilter: I dunno what I was doing last night.
Metafilter: but man, my ass.
Metafilter: Under Siege: A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship. But have the terrorists heard of Banksy? If so, what percentage of them? Is it even fair to call this a group of terrorists? I mean, really, they seem more economically than ideologically driven. How would Banksy repurpose this battleship to give it a satirical edge? Maybe that means Banksy is working with the Navy, not against them. Is Banksy the Man? Don't blame me, you're the one who voted for Nader.
Metafilter: High quality filtration wich prolongs efficiency
MetaFilter: cutting into productivity.
Metafilter: High quality filtration wich prolongs efficiency
Metafilter: Complies with the regulations of Food and Pharmaceutical Products.
Metafilter: Does not give off toxic substances when it burns.
Metafilter: everybody can dick their wick where they like, and it's unlikely to lead to any acrimony
Metafilter: everybody can dick their wick where they like, and it's unlikely to lead to any acrimony
metafilter: The Cabal.
Metafilter: the maximum grammatical amount of emotive swagger phrases
MetaFilter: silencing the rest of the world all its life.
MetaFilter: Mefi HQ has a skunky haze about it
Metafilter: the welling sense of Oh Fuck Not This Guy Again preceded any hard evidence
Metafilter: Unfortunately not Dr. Who
MetaFilter: not tonight, honey, I have a headache?
metafilter: detected: virus 'Virus.BAT.Tnse' (modification).
MetaFilter: sort of a trusting dork that way.
Metafilter: poor-impulse-control expressions of actual difficulties
METAFILTER: a place full of fun people who know good things and disturbing things and are, as far as I can tell, drunk pretty much exactly the right amount of time
Metafilter: forced group hug while chanting " Happy family! Happy family!"
Metafilter: forced group hug while chanting " Happy family! Happy family!"
MetaFilter: a pre-pub disclaimer
Metafilter: Is it in yet?
Metafilter: I hate you because you're an asshole.
Metafilter: And that means you're wrong.
Metafilter: sitting around I think.
Metafilter: I'll see.
Metafilter: taglines created on the blue and the grey.
Metafilter: Can these lists be updated so we can see the more current taglines?
MetaFilter: Don't really make much sense taken out of context.
Metafilter: Considering the proper formula for the joke
Metafilter: undoubtedly some wonky broken parsing in
MetaFilter: there's a nerd part and a business part
MetaFilter: Awesome - thanks
Metafilter: Back in 2007.
MetaFilter: Taglines You Think Would Make Good Posters.
Metafilter:
METAFILTER: RIDE THE KOALATAUR.
Metafilter: Apparently these jokes write themselves.
MetaFilter: At least it doesn't make me kill.
MetaFilter: '); DROP TABLE Favorites;
Metafilter: I seriously don't remember typing that.
Metafilter: Sanity/Fear
Metafilter: I know something offends me, I just need to find it...
Metafilter: just a little too perfect for the occasion.
MetaFilter: It's just a bit too niche and loosey-goosey.
Metafilter: without it, recovering from surgery today would be significantly suckier.
Metafilter: much better with Percocet.
Metafilter: jokes make sense!
MetaFilter: Now with 100% of your recommended daily amount of Hoppity Moppita.
MetaFilter: Ripe with phrases that could be adapted for use.
MetaFilter: Afroblanco fucking hates memes.
metafilter: generator doesn't work with chrome...
metafilter:" prefix, preserving the case in the process.
metafilter:" in it:
metafilter:"
metafilter:)!<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/$thr/\#$com">$1</a>!i;
Metafilter: This is probably not the cleanest way to do it, but it works.
Metafilter: it's where we sit now ... glaring at each other.
MetaFilter: One magical chow for the rest of your life
Metafilter: I am frightened by how much I like some of these.
Metafilter: I always think of rape.
Metafilter: It's a petulant Poor Richard's Almanac.
MetaFilter: You just don't know what you don't know until you read it here
Metafilter: use the right synonym or your argument is invalid.
metafilter: wiki linked architechtural babel and more
Metafilter: Raisin. Oh arse.
Metafilter: We fucking fire people over an "s"
Metafilter: Spelling anal one "s" at a time.
Metafilter: I had no idea about the monkeys.
MetaFilter: Being overly contentious about a subtle matter during a discussion where it's clear that folks should be giving each other a huge benefit of the doubt (in order to avoid flamewars)
MetaFilter: Being overly contentious about a subtle matter during a discussion where it's clear that folks should be giving each other a huge benefit of the doubt (in order to avoid flamewars)
metafilter: I hope that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know
METAFILTER: Ignore my previous comment, carry on with the legitimate discussion please. Thank you.
Metafilter: some women were men, some men were women, and some people who seemed pretty neutral have piped up on ask.mefi as very sexual beings.
MetaFilter: Ctrl-F for "evil."
Metafilter: it destroys marriages.
MetaFilter: trivial layered on trivial, multiplied by inanity.
MetaFilter: I has ads, and I has happy.
Metafilter: it's a good idea to just close the browser and go for a walk
MetaFilter: Joseph-McCarthy-like
Metafilter: you'd probably want to use the vibrating motor
Metafilter: I've read "Atlas Shrugged" and VC Andrews.
Metafilter: Say what you like about the tenets of Lorenzian chaos theory!
MetaFilter: Dangerous Apeman Talk.
MetaFilter: Flagged as Fantastic."?
MetaFilter: Flagged as Fantastic."?
MetaFilter: community weblog" on the back? I mean, it already says "Metafilter" on the front! Too much branding!
MetaFilter: I got a sausage in the mail.
Metafilter: Answering questions before you can even ask them.
Metafilter: YAY PANTS OFF TIME
Metafilter: Answering questions before you can even ask them.
MetaFilter: A fair amount of sniffy, assume-the-worst, scan-the-article-for-the-potentially-objectionable weirdness.
metafilter: rich people from rich countries bitching at other rich people from rich countries for being rich people from rich countries.
Metafilter: A glenbeckwad of no talent ass clown fuckers.
MetaFilter: freeloaders and $5.00 noobs
Metafilter: Better than socks
METAFILTER: EXTREMELY MARRIED
MetaFilter: Jive/Turkeys
Metafilter: keeping you in touch with a lot of turkeys.
Metafilter: You couldn't think of anything more important to do instead of writing this? Really?
MetaFilter: Really, really bad at leaving the filler content unspoken - or indeed, uncontested. Spectacularly bad.
MetaFilter: Really, really bad at leaving the filler content unspoken - or indeed, uncontested. Spectacularly bad.
Metafilter: pretty strongly dispreferred.
Metafilter: with healthy servings of helpfulness, thoughtfulness and douchebaggery on the side. :-)
Metafilter: to find ourselves in an environment that promises us adventure, power, joy, growth, transformation of ourselves and the world – and, at the same time, that threatens to destroy everything we have, everything we know, everything we are.
Metafilter: The Lost Sessions.
Metafilter: A big hipstery whinge
MetaFilter: full of noise and jokes and guesswork
Metafilter: in spirit with Beatles.
Metafilter: literally just datawankery qua datawankery
Metafilter: "random quote from comments/article" originated.
Metafilter: "random quote from comments/article" originated.
Metafilter: "random quote from comments/article" originated."
Metafilter: Al Qaeda are the good guys.
MetaFilter: Not actually a newspaper or magazine.
MetaFilter: And then we got upsot.
Metafilter: I was all caught up in the datawankery.
MetaFilter: Just a plate of doughnuts.
MetaFilter: Your flood of content-free, flabby crap, gaily larded with attempted whimsy.
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: any kind of dating.metafilter.com wouldn't be optimally effective.
MetaFilter: much?
MetaFilter: You go on and on until I think I'm gonna puke.
MetaFilter: I know you're smart enough.
MetaFilter: A tagline of MeFites
Metafilter: Am you answering the question?
Metafilter: Cortex already donated in town.
Metafilter: Bhutan = blowjob
MetaFilter: I'm an expert on this, I'm well informed and this is important to me, and you and the point of view you espouse is just *wrong*
MetaFilter: to ask for coherence is like asking for wonka bars to fly out of my screen
MetaFilter: The anti-fratboy hate site it's OK to like.
MetaFilter: More in line with BitterOldPunk's equal-opportunity facepunching allowance
Metafilter: First at foremost.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: Now with moar plo chops.
Metafilter: Now with moar plo chops BHUTAN.
Metafilter: Stop disrupting my neatly rendered narrative.
Metafilter: Six blocks away from itself.
MetaFilter:
Metafilter: keeps insisting on making me all warm and fuzzy.
Metafilter: from outlying suburb to genteel enclave to cholera outbreak zone
METAFILTER: Bunch of in-crowd mother fuckers, who have no use for reason whatsoever.
Metafilter:, etc.), some other people find to be incredibly annoying.
Metafilter: I fucking hate memes.
metafilter: posted by jessamyn at 1:11 PM on December 26.
MetaFilter: Sex and the clitoris and protection over the dinner table
MetaFilter: Sex and the clitoris and protection over the dinner table
Metafilter: weak unless you've never seen Brazilian porn before.
METAFILTER: like those guys who quote the same Monty Python jokes over and over and over for their entire lives.
METAFILTER: interesting.
METAFILTER: Desperate grope for relevance and inclusion
MetaFilter: nice.
MetaFilter: missing out on a few jokes
Metafilter: overthinking the casual remark, since 2000 (and we won't be stopping in 2011!)
Metafilter: Why POOP her a shiv
Metafilter: Everybody needs a....
MetaFilter: You can almost hear the sighing den mother
MetaFilter: all thrusting and important
Metafilter: PS22 Chorus singing There, by The Innocence Mission. It always makes me smile.
Metafilter: Magically delicious!
metafilter: flipping switches since 2001
Metafilter: Is this about my penis or am I getting a Rolex watch?
Metafilter: Is this about my penis or am I getting a Rolex watch?
MetaFilter: grandstanding or people just standing on a soap box pontificating.
Metafilter: Why not just come to my house and give me the finger directly?
Metafilter: We're not a library.
Metafilter: A Majority of our users have not been identified as enemies of the state – yet!
Metafilter: 'How'd you come to it?' As though MeFi were a bar in a particularly obscure place (I'm thinking 'Siberia,' an epic and weird late 90's NYC bar that was off a stairwell leading down to the subway) - and one point of interest was how you came to be in this particular, out of the way and utterly particular, place.
Metafilter: shaking our fist in an irritated fashion
Metafilter: a cacaphonic hall of blue, green, and gray mirrors. I like that idea, fake.
MetaFilter: Community Weblog  
MetaFilter: Best Of The Web is not the place for
MetaFilter: Community Weblog   
MetaFilter: Keeping The Clowniest Clowns Out.
MetaFilter: Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
MetaFilter: at least a temporary ban
MetaFilter: Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket"
Metafilter: We're doin' the drunk hipster vegan body-image argument again
METAFILTER: Some Sort of Nanny-State Website Where You Have to Post in a Specific Way or Else You'll Get in Some Sort of Trouble.
MetaFilter: Don't Fuck Up My Beer, Now
Metafilter: Come on and visit if you want to smell like a casino.
MetaFilter:" at the front, but then I worried that everyone might start doing that.
Metafilter: I’d simply have had a laugh about it and went back to metafilter.com where I belong when I’m on the net when it was forwarded to me.
MetaFilter: People said "poop" a lot again yesterday.
MetaFilter: Where you go to hear some inside baseball.
MetaFilter: Five orphans with a spacecraft battle a lipsticked maniac from the Crab Nebula and his unlikely big flying robots.
MetaFilter: Members often complain.
MetaFilter: free, like a wild bird, soaring through the brilliant blue, occasionally pooping.
MetaFilter: Wife: If this is metafilter then I don't care.
MetaFilter: the Secretariat of ponies.
Metafilter: Don't be fooled, I'm not as coherent as you think.
MetaFilter: Someone is jealous of my magic sky-parties.
MetaFilter: Monster.com minus the annoying interviews.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: incredible meat product.
MetaFilter: The difference between impotently smashing on my keyboard and trying to effect real change in the larger world.
Metafilter: The rule is: do not do that.
MetaFilter: I've been spending waaay too much time on another forum.
Metafilter: Jesus, people.
Metafilter: Kinda looks like a vagina just sayin' is all ya know heh yeah.
Metafilter: you can only lose. [time, most of the time]
Metafilter: Go away now.
Metafilter: people like you and Burhanistan
MetaFilter: I clicked on a bunch of stuff that I turned out not to give a shit about
MetaFilter: passive-aggressive bullshit "questions".
Metafilter: If I dig right into the first one that tickles my brain, I might very well end up getting all involved and distracted, and forget to go back and check out all the other posts on the page.
MetaFilter: 100 pound ornery meat goat that hates you because it can never be what you really want.
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: Apparently, it's not for anybody.
Metafilter: Usenet-grade pedantry
MetaFilter: It's got what plants crave!!!!
Metafilter: Usenet-grade pedantry
Metafilter: TOTALLY REAL
Metafilter: I cannot explain it. It is a mystery.
Metafilter: my friend the undertaker who comes from the internet.
Metafilter: tons of dumb one liners.
Metafilter: an adjustable jerk trigger
MetaFilter: Why do you take complaints like this seriously?
MetaFilter: I wish you hadn't touched that.
MetaFilter: The.
Metafilter: wait, what?
Metafilter: more coherent and less spittle-flecked than what I had to read.
MetaFilter: Community Weblog.
Metafilter: Metafilter.
MetaFilter: A black hole of stupid ideas.
Metafilter: I favorite things because of my genitals
Metafilter: I sort of hope
Metafilter: Original Content. Each user gets essentially one free self-link per year for the front page. Users can do whatever they want: long form essay, research piece, infographic, video, whatever. However, these Original Content pieces are held to the same rigid standard as usual FPP and are moderated, flagged, deleted, etc. if they are bad. Also Mefi: Original Content should be clearly flagged as such, but I don't think it needs to be on a separate tab. Maybe just:
Metafilter: Original Content presents $2+
Metafilter: "fair warning — some profanity here and there"
Metafilter: so petty they border on the actually deranged, but the subject-verb agreement is off. Maybe that's perfect, though.
Metafilter: There's been a lot of horror, but also a lot of love
Metafilter: total codger neckbeard argument.
Metafilter: tagline jokes.
Metafilter:" and gets rid of anything up to and including the ending punctuation, or a line break.
Metafilter: coming on real strong and assholish today for some reason.
Metafilter: The first time you get a favorite, it's the greatest feeling in the world. The 100th time, you're pumped to be so popular. The 1000th time, you wonder why so few people love you.
Metafilter: I don't know what's happening, I'm more than a little scared, but ...
MetaFilter: I think I have to nuke my whatever thingy.
MetaFilter: it's a bit opaque until you try it.
Metafilter: What the fuck is your problem with me?
MetaFilter: Shove hand down front of pants.
Metafilter: internet fraud is still around, just under a different handle.
Metafilter: our members and their friends are very attractive.
Metafilter: Not that special...seriously.
Metafilter: love it or leave it
MetaFilter: noise, statistically speaking.
Metafilter: making every nerd happy at once
Metafilter: threadshitting and hysterics... Whatever.
Metafilter: The most mediocre of the web.
Metafilter: it could be a gift for the special someone whose brains you want eaten!
MetaFilter: the arsehole of Australia
METAFILTER: "an atheist country ... dominated by radical islamists". It doesn't even make sense!
Metafilter: pissing on BoingBoing or something?
MetaFilter: Rejoice, a gun!
Metafilter: In this post-goatse world we cannot afford to be complacent.
MetaFilter: part of the mammoth Boing Boing-inspired, creatively desolate internet circle jerk of in-joke mediocrity.
Metafilter: I am full of whiskey and chicken and I have a light up screw driver.
Metafilter: we're generally gonna be specific
MetaFilter: eyeballs and undergarments of choice.
MetaFilter: There's sort of a narrative arc here.
Metafilter: If the salted caramel icecream they sell at the Scoop cart on Killingsworth and Greeley is curdled sewer rat milk, I envy baby sewer rats.
Metafilter: A drama rocket to the moon!
Metafilter: taglines in this thread, that's for sure.
MetaFilter: taglines in this thread, that's for sure
Metafilter: Y'all is good.
Metafilter: More good stories like this please.
MetaFilter: naked again!
Metafilter: Goddammit, what happened now?
MetaFilter: I am in no shape to be pooped into
MetaFilter: A simple way of knowing who's better than who.
MetaFilter: a calculation that happens when you load the page.
Metafilter: currently engaging in a ritualistic shaming.
MetaFilter: a popular discussion board
Metafilter: 1 comment, 32 minutes
Metafilter: the interesting website I never bother to visit unless I'm on ritalin.
Metafilter: Born on third base, but thinks it hit a triple.
Metafilter: Born on third base, but thinks it hit a triple.
MetaFilter: genius according to some guy I talked to.
Metafilter: Chastened and wrong
Metafilter: a plainclothes Vampire LARP amidst a group of people who know nothing of RPGs.
Metafilter: sadists and bullies
Metafilter: it's the fucking-with that I care about, mostly.
Metafilter: Cesspool of the internets. Destroyer of Geniuses, Deep and broad vein of get bent, to von mises assholes.
MetaFilter: Call each other names, your voices rude, your voices rough.
MetaFilter: which is, in fact, real life.
METAFILTER: would not be broadcast before 9.30pm on tv.
MetaFilter: but I honestly can think of no other way to describe the fact that such moments reminded me that I was never really alone through any of this.
metafilter:
metafilter:
MetaFilter: Snakes From The Internet.
Metafilter: a little href wrapped around nothing
Metafilter: an army of clueless but utterly dedicated ham spammers
Metafilter: I don't know whether to laugh or cry or what.
Metafilter: an army of clueless but utterly dedicated ham spammers
Metafilter: I don't know whether to laugh or cry or what.
MetaFilter: weird and wtf but also sort of wonderful as found art.
metafilter: if it's a discussion about a piece of creative work, people who want to definitely not run into discussion of the specifics of that creative work need to avoid the thread or accept the risk that other people reasonably discussing the subject may say spoilery things.
METAFILTER: The fact that it's news is not a reason to have a thread about it.
METAFILTER: The fact that it's news is not a reason to have a thread about it.
Metafilter: Tweefilter
Metafilter: Mass of cretins gathered around Meatbomb.
Metafilter: average
Metafilter: common
Metafilter: pretty much the epitome of trying to game the system like a crazed weasel.
MetaFilter: poop or whatever.
Metafilter: The Blue
Metafilter: The Soylent Green
MetaFilter: But, dang, this is the best place on the internet.
MetaFilter: Bringing together crazy people who yell at each other on the highway since 2011.
Metafilter: Forgive my metonymy.
MetaFilter: Nerd-on-nerd usage.
Metafilter: the way to spice our conversations without actually having a real hobby.
METAFILTER: if you were Gay Hitler and wanted gay marriage to be mandatory
Metafilter:
Metafilter: This site is by Americans and for Americans.
MetaFilter: Could you maybe give us some more information?"
MetaFilter: Special mod magic."
MetaFilter: Someone please get that"
Metafilter: As seen on TV. Order in the next 5 minutes and receive a 250 favorites starter pack.
Metafilter: I rolled my eyes and said “ugh” when I saw the name Twirlr come up as it seemed really believable.
Metafilter: Sort of obscure, but, ok
Metafilter: pretty clued-in to cutting-edge Internet shit
MetaFilter: Winter is coming
Metafilter: big enough for a TV mention, small enough for most people who hear that mention not to have a clue what the hell it means.
Metafilter: Silently Willing the Zoo Animals to Eat Something or Fuck Something
Metafilter: some sort of ghoulish zoo-watcher silently willing the zoo animals to eat something or fuck something.
MetaFilter: a bunch of friendly slutwalkers
MetaFilter: I forgot I even had that! Heh." I tell myself I'm going to give it a good detailing and display it somewhere. Probably the sitting room. Maybe build a special case for it. Really put it to some use. Then I stick it back in the closet and forget about it until the next time I hang up my coat.
MetaFilter: You don't get to charge $5 a user without making $20 (SAIT)
MetaFilter: Nobody here has any consideration.... nope, can't do it.
Metafilter: a lot of bone this and honey that.
Metafilter: it's a lot of bone this and honey that.
MetaFilter: it's a lot of bone this and honey that.
Metafilter: it's a lot of bone this and honey that. That makes an even five times!)
Metafilter: I don't comment on hundreds of posts every day.
Metafilter: What have I done
Metafilter: only what fits through that window.
Metafilter: men are evil spawn who should be eliminated for the good of humankind, you know.
Metafilter: closed for joyful ecstasy!
Metafilter: we used to be witty. Now we're just weird
MetaFilter:...
MetaFilter: Less dick than a lot of the internet.
MetaFilter: Less dick than a lot of the internet.
Metafilter: It is marked [true story] so I trust the poster created it.
MetaFilter: Gay communists or something.
MetaFilter: All this vitriol is on your end.
MetaFilter: not necessarily representative of anyone else's Reddit experience.
Metafilter: should be #1 in the second place
Metafilter: spoiling Doctor Who.
METAFILTER: I never expected this kind of response,lol.
Metafilter: I'm hoping to shoot a couple members soon.
METAFILTER: (scroll to bottom of page)
Metafilter: Memento moritorium.
MetaFilter: What it isn't for
Metafilter: like to (try to) be helpful.
Metafilter: Dad is awesome!
Metafilter: Awesome!!
Metafilter: Awesome!!!
Metafilter: Dad is awesome!
Metafilter: Awesome!!
Metafilter: Awesome!!!
Metafilter: A self-appointed-hall-monitor-friendly community!
Metafilter: We suffer with your shit comments, you suffer with ours.
Metafilter: we have many oddballs here.
MetaFilter: One big giant Skee-ball game.
Metafilter: It gentles up the dudes!
METAFILTER: trying to get [Clavdivs] to cohere for nearly ten years
MetaFilter: Proceed with caution
metafilter: a stance documented.
MetaFilter: a lonely man in a party hat eating a fish taco at a bodega, and he expects you to pay his tab.
MetaFilter: You have clearly not been dining at the right trucks.
Metafilter: There is no cabal steampunk machinima semaphore bot flag interface with 12 arms and a railgun.
Metafilter: totally different level of asshole.
Metafilter: We're all technically here for fun.
Metafilter: patronage, flattery, religion, or blood?
Metafilter: a lizard obscured by the heat waves of the desert.
Metafilter: it's not a level of depth to which we plumb.
MetaFilter: I don't see why it's so hard to show a little consideration for people who know less than you.
Metafilter: Like a hundred billion hot dogs, sir.
Metafilter: It's very recent but I don't think I saw the first one, so I'm curious.
Metafilter: Not new. Old.
Metafilter: the Plastic.com it's OK to like.
MetaFilter: shows no signs of approaching death.
MetaFilter: Ancient Internet Lore
Metafilter: community weblog.
Metafilter: Literally forever.
MetaFilter: burbling along
Metafilter: literally along
MetaFilter: X
MetaFilter: please make it stop
Metafilter: Fresh [+]
Metafilter: A directory of wonderful things
Metafilter: The like okay it's plastic.com
Metafilter: Metafilter
Metafilter: I should have known this would unleash a storm of taglines.
MetaFilter: WHEN WILL IT END????
MetaFilter: So sorry, gman, but you know you can't just throw any old thing you want to in there until somebody actually says it!
Metafilter: .
Metafilter: all the way down.
Metafilter: all the way down.
MetaFilter: That's where I'm a viking.
Metafilter: all the way down.
Metafilter: Meta
Metafilter: X" thing get started?
Metafilter: Malkovitch?
Metafilter: Metafiltet
Metafilter: Needs more MarkovFilter.
Metafilter: investigate..... things.
Metafilter::retlifateM
Metafilter:Metafilter
Metafilter: I love favorites
Metafilter: nothing makes me feel more joy than when something I say gets taglined.
MetaFilter: that totally worked
Metafilter: Paphnuty, thou art avenged!
METAFILTER: REDACTED
Metafilter: there is no "we all"
Metafilter: So Say We All. There is no we all.
Metafilter: a crack team of forensic meme analysts
Metafilter: costumes & nicknames & special powers
Metafilter: if you love something, set it on fire
Metafilter: revenge of the nerds.
Metafilter: it used to be that on the site there were rotating taglines under the "MetaFilter" logo, where it now just says "community weblog."
Metafilter: Metafiltet
MetaFilter: Among the oldest of the old
MetaFilter: It seems to wax and wane a bit
MetaFilter: One of those things that's always been sort of burbling along
MetaFilter: Just the Recency Illusion
MetaFilter: Tricky little claws
Metafilter: Look up at the top of the page.
Metafilter: ...compelling.
Metafilter: The only limit is yourself
Metafilter: [screencap of this thread to this point]", and now imagine that I FUCKING WIN
MetaFilter: Jrun closed the connection.
Metafilter: Tagline Joke Remover.
Metafilter: Maybe I just started noticing it recently?
Metafilter: Like a tasty portabello.
MetaFilter: crack
Metafilter: Surely, this...
MetaFilter: Yawn...
Metafilter: Looking for a new car?
Metafilter:
MetaFilter: The Siren Call of the Stupid Taglines.
MetaFilter: scrappy but well-liked.
Metafilter: Self policing since 1999 FTFY
Metafilter: Arguably, this is my fault.
Metafilter: a vortex to something.
MetaFilter: A Full Catalog of Poorly Proofread Album Copy by Rush.
MetaFilter: Your Favorite Band Sucks
metafilter: an official Hall Of Fame. There's several people in this thread and over at askme that need nominating, but let me start with Fake.
Metafilter: They treat me just as shoddily as everyone else.
MetaFilter: I don't know what it is.
Metafilter: your only mistake was putting the Milli Vanilli link first.
Metafilter: I hardly ever notice member number
Metafilter: video game loser virgins.
Metafilter: No mere superlative cock
Metafilter: Hermitosis made it about me by asking about my erection.
MetaFilter: Did you re-read the comment that the comment I just linked to links to? And the comment that that comment links to? Because I think you missed something.
Metafilter: Really, some fucking civility would have sufficed.
MetaFilter: like a slanket for meaning
MetaFilter: like a slanket for meaning)
Metafilter: I'm at a loss as to how somebody could be so outraged that they'd go to the trouble of framing a denunciation.
Metafilter: Butt elephant is now the most recent search term on our site.
Metafilter: Wait - what were we talking about, again?
Metafilter: [1 favorite +]
MetaFilter: on the forefront of GRAR-prone users' minds.
Metafilter: always cranky about something.
MetaFilter: cranky
Metafilter: Crank
Metafilter: C
Metafilter: rargh
Metafilter: It is going poorly because no one knows how to read jokes, I guess.
MetaFilter: somewhere in the vicinity of Crankytown
MetaFilter: Your digestive juices, or the crickets'?
MetaFilter: Well, I asked
Metafilter: has a motherfucker ever logged on
Metafilter: the thigh touching one.
Metafilter: Massaging the belly.
MetaFilter: As many awesome updates as TF2.
Metafilter: Just to be clear, I might be wrong, but I think I used a different adjective to modify "interlocutor," although the sense was the same. I think I said "rotten" interlocutor, but I may be wrong.
Metafilter: Thanks, but I got this.
Metafilter: You should try and get your hands on one of those.
MetaFilter: you're no beauty queens, you little shits
Metafilter: A central problem of our society caused by the fact that different groups interpret the world in different ways.
Metafilter: participants seated at a computer, attempting to reach an agreement about the meanings of various images and statements.
Metafilter: a series of twelve problem areas which focus on different issues around interpersonal relationships.
MetaFilter: an interactive console, two participants sit on either side and look at a series of neutral images of people, people as individuals or people in relationship to others on the small screen in front of them.
MetaFilter: You can read more about Meta Filter here.
Metafilter: my four year old could do that.
Metafilter: There is no right or wrong answer.
Metafilter: Disagreement in a box.
Metafilter: Meta Filter.
Metafilter: When it's all said and done .... it still isn't.
Metafilter: just generalized menacing oogy boogy language
Metafilter:
Metafilter: a sort of smug and self-satisfying way that actually changes nothing at all.
Metafilter: left my right pinky just a little bit stupid and twitchy ever since.
MetaFilter: miniscule, clench-faced pettifarts who worship RULES
Metafilter: Now with slightly fewer bicycle references
MetaFilter: A lot of people who don't remember how they got here.
Metafilter: Ass jittering traitors
Metafilter: how is the joke thing going to work?
Metafilter: how is the thing going to work?
Metafilter: a flood of obvious, funny-once formatting gags.
Metafilter: a flood of obvious, funny-once formatting gags
Metafilter: a flood of obvious, funny-once formatting gags.
MetaFilter: A lot of people who don't remember how they got here.
Metafilter: and I thought I was being all cool.
MetaFilter: jokes and jerks
Metafilter: the occasional remarkable or confusing thing
Metafilter: waiting for us to delete more stuff.
Metafilter: Should we delete it, yet?
Metafilter: Mission creep.
Metafilter: Festival of Assblasting type week-long metatalkish madness.
MetaFilter: Studio 54.
Metafilter: at the bottom so you can be gently surprised
MetaFilter:
MetaFilter: better than no port in an asshole storm
MetaFilter: damn, I need therapy
MetaFilter: When you get the urge, it's a funny snarky answer. When others do it, it's assholery.
MetaFilter: Permanent evidence that I'm an irritable jerk.
MetaFilter: Third base!
Metafilter: Can I derail this thread?
MetaFilter: Dessicated rotisserie hotdogs and angry clowns.*
MetaFilter: standing in the bathroom waiting for some baby poop action
MetaFilter: baby poop action
MetaFilter: ruin the denobulating.
Metafilter:
Metafilter: a ridiculously literalistic reading of a verse that is a poorly substantiated textual variant.
Metafilter: Be the awesome thread you want to see in the world.
Metafilter: a bit more vitriolic than I expected.
MetaFilter: some of the bubbles contain bees.
MetaFilter: I did not know how to use a cock ring until this MeTa post
Metafilter: functionally no more opaque than the unshortened version.
Metafilter: getting excited every time the Rex Morgan M.D. storyline involves him getting his boat out of storage
MetaFilter: NOT Butt Warmed Over
MetaFilter: The ARG...
Metafilter: Seemed Dumb But Not Pressingly So.
Metafilter: the flagging system is a big sham here
Metafilter: the flagging system is a big sham here
Metafilter: willfully obtuse drunken fucknuckle
MetaFilter: Monkey two times baby. (One for tomorrow, one just for today?)
MetaFilter: metafilter. Thank you for being super lame-ass SEO astroturf bullshit. Monkey two times baby
MetaFilter: Makes Me But I Won't Work With licorice and animals.
Metafilter:our voices are too hoarse from continual vomiting to actually talk
Metafilter: An invention of ivory tower eggheads in some way ridiculous
MetaFilter:" behind that quote?
MetaFilter: Ignore the users that complain about one link.
MetaFilter: You're Wrong! No, You're Wrong!
MetaFilter: I can't just flag it and move on.
METAFILTER: a hard-to-understand free-floating disgruntlement at being treated just like anyone else would be
MetaFilter: the whole giant moustache and clam chowder thing.
MetaFilter: home is whenever I'm with you
Metafilter: Compassion is free.
Metafilter: Tolerance is a virtue.
Metafilter: This, too, shall pass.
Metafilter: There is no The One.
Metafilter: Love is not enough.
Metafilter: Jealousy is fear of loss.
Metafilter: Boundaries are healthy.
Metafilter: Actions have consequences.
Metafilter: Nobody should keep score.
Metafilter: Ask for what you need.
MetaFilter: We care about all characters equally.
Metafilter: ASSWORD.
Metafilter: Didn't Read)
Metafilter: some sort of imaginary enemy.
Metafilter: a long reasonable discussion exploring all the nuances of a complicated subjects along with a few witty on-topic quips.
Metafilter: a long reasonable discussion exploring all the nuances of a complicated subjects along with a few witty on-topic quips."
MetaFilter: time lost in a synthesizer induced clicktrance
Metafilter: Maybe you should also flag yourself.
Metafilter: I don't think this requires input from me, so I am going to ignore it.
MetaFilter: more fun than watching paint peel off the wall
Metafilter: NSFW
Metafilter: a casual mode of discourse swearing more or less than other cohorts in comparable discursive modes.
Metafilter: Reasonable answer, followed by savage ridicule
METAFILTER:
Metafilter: dreams are actually pretty nice now that I think about it
Metafilter: coming in your eye since 2031.
Metafilter: you plug it in your head.
Metafilter: it's just a database and a bunch of text and a paypal address
Metafilter: it's just a database and a bunch of text and a paypal address
Metafilter: a pretty small site compared to the influence it thinks it has.
Metafilter: via the backside til 2031.
Metafilter: Coming in your backside.
MetaFilter: a grand shit toward All Mystery Meat
MetaFilter: cheap, fast, easy. You know you want it.
Metafilter: A curated egg.
Metafilter: I only read it for the articles.
Metafilter: O'Briens all the way down.
Metafilter: My neighbor's gazebo thingie is giving me the willies
Metafilter: If everyone is smart, we'll all be just fine.
Metafilter: our chickens are REALLY PISSED
Metafilter: Oh my fucking god are we still on this?
MetaFilter: We're all toilet scientists now.
Metafilter: outraged squirrels.
Metafilter: demand their obeisance
Metafilter: A cargo culted discussion taken to a ridiculous, over-liberalised and sanctimonious extreme.
Metafilter: all first year feminists crafting crudeawfuckit.
Metafilter: I didn't give this whole thing a close read, but I find this vaguely embarassing
MetaFilter: now I'll never be able to not see anal
METAFILTER: there is no cabal
MetaFilter: The things I'm saying are not important, may be. I feel like they are not. But I have no reason to say that. Just a hunch. If this is the case, please tell me to shut up.
MetaFilter: almost everything never gets posted
Metafilter: NEVER forgetting since 2001.
MetaFilter: ______" thing for pretty much any five contiguous words of this post and it would be awesome.
MetaFilter: because fuck you is why
Metafilter: Why should I be here?
MetaFilter: five contiguous words of this
MetaFilter: ______"
Metafilter: Please send my five dollars to
MetaFilter: there's a reason I've only visited in March.
Metafilter: Good for a whole two minutes
Metafilter: Can I get my five dollars back?
Metafilter: SILENCED ALL MY LIFE.
Metafilter: As much spouse as you can eat
MetaFilter: just add _______" t-shirt?
Metafilter: Aeno expus updere. I might be the only one, but I hope not.
Metafilter: It was deleted instantly. No one can ever discuss it and no one will ever know.
Metafilter: more on the thin and silly and people are having a good time side.
MetaFilter: frustrating, tedious, and sad.
MetaFilter: Why are you still posting?
MetaFilter: I'm sure if you bothered to find the comment in which I called you an asshole, I could provide more context for why I thought that was a fair characterization.
MetaFilter: I prefer klang's assholes, within limits...
MetaFilter: it's just blaargh fuck you suck this sucks shit fart arsehole.
Metafilter: There's other people who love things I do not care about at all
metafilter: just me and jessamyn shooting the breeze!
Metafilter: I probably wouldn't have posted the kitty porn if I saw this Meta thread first.
Metafilter: Or is there something special about ball gag rubber?
MetaFilter: a weird jerk patrol sort of situation"?
Metafilter: Did you really think we weren't preparing with personal bunkers for the revolution?
MetaFilter: look at this shit! Isn't it
Metafilter: Buttfucked by a bull".
Metafilter: doesn't work on the professional white background setting.
Metafilter: Buttfucked by a bull".
MetaFilter: Warning: Your computer is broadcasting its IP address!!!
Metafilter:
Metafilter:, just FYI. ;)
METAFILTER: I'm talking about something different than what I think you're referring to
Metafilter: indispensable scripts.
Metafilter: Indescriptable Spenses.
Metafilter: everywhere you look it's dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Metafilter:"? Because sometimes "Metatalk:" is used here.
Metafilter:"? Because sometimes "Metatalk:" is used here.
Metafilter:" and allows any variation of capitals. I didn't know "Metatalk:" is used. I can easily add it to the scraping rules, but it might look out of place on the other subsites. Hm!
MetaFilter: I'm killing MetaFilter.
MetaFilter: I'm killing MetaFilter.
MetaFilter: I sort of dread thinking about how many taglines I've been responsible for over the years.
MetaFilter: Please note the "best before" date at the end of this comment, and consider 3% of comments read after this time as boneheaded advice supplied by an earlier me.
Metafilter: the professional white background is not compatible with Fun Timez.
Metafilter:retlifateM
MetaFilter: you've gotta try the narwhal.
MetaFilter: It's like they're alive or something.
MetaFilter: I don't even know if it's actually happening, or just me being a grump.
Metafilter: We're re...nope, not gonna.
MetaFilter: an unrelated paean to the noble colon
MetaFilter: A clunky 70's videogame.
Metafilter: If you die still in Metafilter, you'll end up back at the start of Metafilter.
Metafilter: prayer is remarkably ineffective.
Metafilter: If you can be called out, rest-assured they will find you. And you will feel dirty.
Metafilter: If you can be called out, rest-assured they will find you. And you will feel dirty.
Metafilter: I would favorite something here, but I'm afraid of being called out in a wierd way
MetaFilter: I was feeling dirty when I posted
MetaFilter:jessamyn: "I figured I'd trot out"
MetaFilter: Unlimited beer, wine or sangria.
Metafilter: Thanks for pointing out I'm a racist
Metafilter: all white people are racist
Metafilter: there's awesome opportunities for self-indulgent self-flagellation.
Metafilter: Oh hey that sure is neat.
MetaFilter: screaming WUUUARGARBL and running into traffic!
Metafilter: people are just being snarky dorks.
Metafilter: people are just being snarky dorks.
Metafilter: a half-inch wad of plastic is about to explode on my scapula
Metafilter: Smoke a fatty and head to Central Park.
Metafilter: Abusing the blink pony.
Metafilter: We kicked Reddit's ass.
Metafilter: meatfiller.co.uk
MetaFilter: I'm trying to make fewer tagline comments, not more.
Metafilter: I appreciate the level of hyperbole here.
Metafilter: "'fuck yourself' site:metatalk.metafilter.com"
Metafilter: Use your words.
Metafilter: against drive by flagging?
Metafilter: vague gestures that's something's going on
MetaFilter: I'll squeeze that teabag later.
Metafilter: the input of an online chatperson who sounds like he knows what he is talking about.
Metafilter: Occupy Me...
Metafilter: Hey, That Graphic Kinda Looks Like a Flying Asshole
Metafilter: Hey, That Graphic Kinda Looks Like a Flying Asshole
Metafilter: Kinda Looks Like a Flying Asshole
Metafilter: Would have been more funny with less words
Metafilter: Would have been funnier with fewer words
Metafilter: Would have been words.
MetaFilter: words
MetaFilter: words
MetaFilter: Suppose Matt Haughey is actually... sting
MetaFilter: Suppose Matt Haughey is actually... sting
Metafilter: This is one of those intractable human problems.
Metafilter: unless you're the quidnunc kid.
Metafilter: all your brain are belong to us
Metafilter: Flat thread model + critical mass of users + 1 per controversial topic = crap thread. This, from a resident of the city that voluntarily, on the profit motive, hosts the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, annually, to occur again this week.
Metafilter: Taste, judgement, and a certain je ne sais quoi.
MetaFilter: An endless upper bound that lacked any negative.
Metafilter: on your porch, playing with your wind chimes.
Metafilter: Your username is ridiculous and let them eat cake
Metafilter: Saucy Devils
MetaFilter: SPERAMUS IN VEXILLUM
MetaFilter: That's the final stage of MeTa grief: whimsy.
Metafilter: 0/10.
Metafilter: If, however, I get stuck in some crazy conversation about realigning chakras or something in the course of this Internet Inquiry, though, I am going to be mad.
metafilter: you'll have to massage the infodump
Metafilter: a weird black hole because I can't post it...
Metafilter: Life is tricky this way.
metafilter: This number is meaningless unless we know how many times you've avoided food poisoning.
MetaFilter: only a matter of time before someone is writhing in pain.
Metafilter: Oh, sorry. Reading fail.
Metafilter: The Meat Is Murder equivalent for bacon threads.
Metafilter: Perfectly good thread you got here. Shame if something were to happen to it.
MetaFilter: Nearly impenetrable, but I've grown fond of it.
Metafilter: Hard to search...unless you look for memes.
Metafilter: NEMO ME IMPVNE LACESSIT.
Metafilter: have you written something? If so, can we be your groupie?
Metafilter: have you written something? If so, can we be your groupie?
METAFILTER: Don't think of it as honking off, think about it as prioritizing the pursuit of truth.
Metafilter: because I like sexy sex as if it were my profession shirt (think how many sign-ups that would generate!), and I'd wear it, too.
MetaFilter: an aggressively unreadable tangle that borders on arcane script
METAFILTER: an aggressively unreadable tangle that borders on arcane script
Metafilter: You can draw sounds?
MetaFilter: I don't really feel anything except a little bemused.
Metafilter: just a fancy way of saying "smarty pants talk"
Metafilter: Pretty much the entire mod team are atheists of one stripe or another [don't know about taz].
Metafilter: Moderator's prejudice
Metafilter: [And so on.]
Metafilter: 1) This is a wonderful opinion. The things mentioned are unanimous and needs to be appreciated by everyone.
Metafilter: It taste real bad but it works real good.
Metafilter: and he does what he wants to do
Metafilter: We have NO desire to be worldly! KNOCK IT OFF.
Metafilter: I am a prolific aphorist.
Metafilter: We’re adults. We can discuss widgets like reasonable people.
Metafilter: It's what people say about sex and pizza. Even when it's bad, it's pretty good.
Metafilter: Nobody Wins
Metafilter: I smell a greasemonkey script.
MetaFilter: there really is bad enough sex and bad enough pizza that you are better off without both.
MetaFilter: there really is bad enough sex and bad enough pizza that you are better off without both.
Metafilter: quite literally NEVER NOT FUCKING.
MetaFilter: phunniemee's butt.
Metafilter: What about now, are you pooping now?
Metafilter: overachieving in baby steps.
MetaFilter: winning is not a possible outcome.
MetaFilter: I've got a pretty good idea what kind of data you have.
Metafilter: Say anything about cortex's balls and you might get banned.
MetaFilter: Staring down someone's rabbit hole
Metafilter: it's all lolbutts, pissing elephants and I forget the third.
Metafilter: it's all lolbutts, pissing elephants and I forget the third.
Metafilter: it's all lolbutts, pissing elephants and I forget the third.
MetaFilter: Platinum
Metafilter: if it ain't fixed, why break it?
Metafilter: a batshit idea proposed by nutjob with no authority or influence
Metafilter: if a post consists of a single link that I saw 2 days ago on Barstool sports, kill it with fire.
metafilter:
MetaFilter: Refuting the literature since 1999.
Metafilter: Derailing Trollspeak Since 1999
Metafilter: i should have previewed.
Metafilter: once again, cortex says it better.
Metafilter: you can't see the ring in my nose.
Metafilter: pre-modern muppet culture
Metafilter: we're not ready to be this organized
metafilter: <span class="comment">Not ready.<htMl /> To be organized, we are</div>
MetaFilter: It's Doot Com!
MetaFilter: No pants
Metafilter: Oh, wait. I misread it. Whoops. He was being douchey.
Metafilter: It's got "filter" right in the name!
Metafilter: Why is that not something worth saying anything actually substantial about if it's worth dropping into a thread to bring it up by implication?
Metafilter: Extreme racism and bigotry, images of pedophilia, and even personal threats
Metafilter: Ooh! Which bar?
Metafilter: Oh bad news they human traffic there.
Metafilter: If nothing else y'all know more words.
MetaFilter: Community Weblog" and says "Nope, not for me" was probably not going to stick around long regardless.
MetaFilter: Slappy Blancmange, MBE
MetaFilter: Christ's Afternoon Kidney
MetaFilter: Hopeless Testicle Hour
MetaFilter: Plop Chance
MetaFilter: Sibling Jiggle Contest
Metafilter: the Blogopalypse
MetaFilter: Rigid Flap-Sausage
MetaFilter: Please Poultice Me
MetaFilter: Twitty O'Gangrenous and His Dissolving Leg
MetaFilter: Gunge Hump Vocation
MetaFilter: Pulsating Falafal Injector
Metafilter: a tepid wonderblog
Metafilter: Like Swamp Thing Mating Season
MetaFilter: everybody needs hugging whether they want it or not,
MetaFilter: A weblog where various people can post links which are lightly moderated to help prevent a Lord of the Flies type situations.
MetaFilter: People. Links. Situations.
MetaFilter: Bored at work and itching for a fight.
Metafilter: Accident or Easter egg?
Metafilter: making the status quo bearable :P
Metafilter: :P
Metafilter: Community Plochops
Metafilter: Community Plochops"
Metafilter: the erect nipple of the internet
Metafilter: the erect nipple of the internet
Metafilter: The Notorious We Blo G
Metafilter: more addictive than Metafilter
Metafilter: more addictive than Metafilter
Metafilter: just because you're bad at making metafilter posts does not make you a bad person.
MetaFilter: Chevy Driving Excitement.
MetaFilter: Most everybody isn't always an asshole some of the time!" be a T-shirt? Because having seen the internet in all it's glory, I would wear that T-shirt with pride.
MetaFilter: I see long blocks up grownup words but I'm posting this anyways.
Metafilter: This is not other forums.
MetaFilter: [...]
MetaFilter: YOU MUST COMPLY WITH THIS UNREASONABLE REQUEST POSTHASTE
MetaFilter: I take the subject extremely seriously, and I'd like to think I'm better informed on it than the average person.
MetaFilter: Lego :: ________ : Duplo
MetaFilter: Lego :: ________ : Duplo
MetaFilter: Lego :: ________ : Diplo
MetaFilter: where we go to not shut up.
Metafilter: if you don't have something nice to say, take a crap on the corpse. And have a biscuit.
Metafilter: fuck you is just like how I may express affection.
Metafilter: I can point to specific fuckery
MetaFilter: thing here)
Metafilter: that probably describes most of metafilter
MetaFilter: thing here
MetaFilter: The joke isn't dead yet?
Metafilter: beating jokes to death since 1999.
Metafilter: I cracked a joke and it got deleted.
Metafilter: a hat of piss or a hat of compassion
Metafilter: a place to go that isn't the site but might as well be because you're mostly just talking to people from the site.
MetaFilter: How do I properly bury edit the body?
MetaFilter: 7 keeps happening to me.
Metafilter: discussing thigns on internets
MetaFilter: a cesspool of violence and corruption otters chasing butterflies.
MetaFilter: warmed over Face Book and Twitter.
MetaFilter: some kind of aggregation crapfest.
MetaFilter: Kardashian on your ass.
Metafilter: Take us to jail you fucking idiots
Metafilter: Dingbats don't work as expected, unfortunately.
MetaFilter: I got kind of a lot of favorites for being an asshole here
Metafilter:The Internet's designated driver.
Metafilter: everyone blacks out.
Metafilter: Someone has to get us home.
Metafilter: condescension and know-it-all behaviour and assumptions being made in bad faith
Metafilter: skeletons lurk in closets here
Metafilter: poking through the goose shit
MetaFilter: they can't open they tiny geese beaks wide enough to actually grasp any part.
Metafilter: hohoho you have been defeated by my piggy powers.
MetaFilter: DON'T MENTION POLAND
MetaFilter: How odd and snall
metafilter: basic comprehension.
Metafilter: There are conversations in which not every opinion is meaningful, let alone welcome.
Metafilter: "The perspective of North American progressives" 101
Metafilter: might be a person who we could have an arrangement with that would make everyone happy.
Metafilter: Apparently I have opinions about this.
Metafilter: this is an opportunity to become a better person.
Metafilter: Honk off, bozo
Metafilter: this thread is not about you
MetaFilter: like a subbubus
MetaFilter: You're sort of fucking it up for everyone else and frankly it's sort of embarrassing.
Metafilter: GRAAAH! CORY DOCTROROW! FROTH! MOAN! RRRRRRAAAAAAGH! (continue for 50 comments)
Metafilter: there are a lot of reasons to hate people.
MetaFilter: Because I don't fucking know about other people's grudges.
MetaFilter: Know her? I slept with her!
MetaFilter: I work here so there is some vicarious drama if I want to rub up against it.
MetaFilter: I've made a huge mistake.
Metafilter: can you please do the world a favor and put it on your list of words not to say ANYWHERE? It's not any more hilarious or any less offensive in person.
Metafilter:..." items! Maybe pick the 1000 most favorited (uh oh...) and choose from those.
Metafilter: even in your crazy hypothetical, the benefit of creating internet drama still is not clear
Metafilter: Don't beanplate the fingering.
MetaFilter: It isn't neat or French.
MetaFilter: Now I'm a regular vikkelmatic.
Metafilter: OKCupid seems to think I'm really awesome right now.
Metafilter: Don't Taters Make For Awesome?
Metafilter: discussion of things that derail discussions derails discussion. Also, beans.
MetaFilter: a lot of the overused, stupid jokes
Metafilter: Support wonderful tools.
Metafilter: insane and indicative of a foolish desire to be all things to all people.
Metafilter: sun -> oranges -> person -> grizzly bear.
MetaFilter: Why yes, Splunge, it certainly would!
MetaFilter: Why yes, Splunge, it certainly would!
Metafilter: the biscuit system
MetaFilter: The "I'm going to crap on art" trend and the "I have a negligible amount of experience with photography and that makes me an expect!" trend. It makes it very hard to want to post about the arts in general, because the peanut gallery comes rushing in with this strange urge to demonstrate how clever they are by shitting all over it.
Metafilter: Grab ass with the rest of them
MetaFilter: showing up to just lazily snark about what you haven't even read
MetaFilter: knee-jerk snark/complaining/hobbyhorsing/lameness/derail
Metafilter: A Drink For All Ages!
Metafilter: a lot of threadshitting.
Metafilter: deliberately confusing and that's a good thing.
Metafilter: deliberately confusing and that's a good thing."
Metafilter: a sort of joy out of scolding people on the internet
metafilter: University of York ethics-approved.
Metafilter: some phrase from the thread
Metafilter: Apathy and the dregs of the web.
Metafilter: no longer xtranormist.
metafilter: you comunisti italiani pigs would get: Bang, bang. Drop in toxic waste dump reserved for left-wing contaminants.
MetaFilter: That's American provincialism.
Metafilter: A pretty serious idiosyncratic beast married tightly to the specific scale and functionality of the site as it exists.
MetaFilter: Because users need a way to dislike each other in another dimension.
Metafilter: intimidating and faintly archaic
Metafilter: March 28, 2002
MetaFilter: Notice I'm not contesting that.
MetaFilter: you vs. the horde'
Metafilter: Like a politician, but without the suit.
MetaFilter: Here's an outrageous thing, let's all flip out.
Metafilter: We're All Bozos On This Bus
Metafilter: a one way ticket to suckville.
MetaFilter: We Are Eponysterical"
MetaFilter: We CAN have nice things."
Metafilter: Yeah, we could do new shirts if we had a pithy short slogan for them.
Metafilter: Pithy short slogan.
MetaFilter: We Are Eponysterical."
MetaFilter: We CAN have nice things."
MetaFilter: We CAN have nice things."
Metafilter: like it was my profession.
MetaFilter: what is this I don't even
Metafilter: Ponies for all!"
Metafilter: Needlessly shirty
MetaFilter: it haunts your dreams
Metafilter: missing the 'big' picture
Metafilter:" comments? Would that be ok?
MetaFilter: Thank you in advance for your full compliance in this matter.
MetaFilter: Your Favorite Internet Shorthand Sucks.
Metafilter: tl;dr
Metafilter: wintertime ennui, 24-7-365
Metafilter: Insta-GRAR, just add water!
Metafilter: A wasp strode in
Metafilter: Why we have keyboards connected to our computers.
MetaFilter: we muddle forward as per usual.
Metafilter: Other things I like for the same reason include novels, advice columns, and public will disputes.
Metafilter: great affection for the thing you did, but it needed deleting.
Metafilter: it does Brockles favorite thing of giving misleading and inaccurate information.
Metafilter: maybe just don't call each other twats in general.
MetaFilter: I laugh aloud in delight!
Metafilter: Coincidentally this is also what I call masturbation.
Metafilter: Hugs, pie and ponies for all!
Metafilter: a long-term relationship with faves.
Metafilter: This Just seems so appropriate somehow
Metafilter: Easily amused.
Metafilter: The only site on the internet that does April Fool's well.
Metafilter: who am I?
Metafilter: it's a complex situation.
MetaFilter:Judge not lest you be judged
MetaFilter: It's way easier to say when you haven't got a delicious cupcake in your mouth.
Metafilter: holy cowshit.
MetaFilter: (not) some lumbering single mind at war with itself
Metafilter: BUT FRANCOIS MITTERAND! AMERICANS ARE PRUDES!
MetaFilter: fuck around and play grabass
MetaFilter: basically my usual state of affairs, i guess.
metafilter: doom de-doom doom doom doom. Doom doomdoom de-dooom. Doom! doom doom dooMMM doom doom d'doom.
Metafilter: breathless, ham-fisted, and astonishing. Taterburger. (]}
Metafilter: It's what's trending on Twitter.
Metafilter: come for the rockin' tight asses and related melodrama, stay for the unstoppable river of flowing love and hugs and cash emotional rewards.
Metafilter: It's what's trending on Twitter.
Metafilter: Still angers me, but in a rational way.
MetaFilter: the thing to do is to just shrug and let it be something you don't participate in.
Metafilter: Crank up the frownbeam!
Metafilter: nerd thunderdome
Metafilter: Sometimes belabored explanations
MetaFilter: I'd hate to see the kids of people who make in-jokes crunchland doesn't catch.
Metafilter: Just like Scott Bakula
Metafilter: etc
Metafilter: finally free from the oppressive shackles of a full colon.
Metafilter: weirdly fighty
MetaFilter: moist fighter grar sammich shruggo twee.
MetaFilter:a weird clash of interest and loathing.
MetaFilter: You Have No Freedom of Speech Here" lacks a certain ring, I don't know.
Metafilter: Hey! we got some wild imaginations once you remove the beans from the plate, one by one.
Metafilter: Pounding me for your own amusement.
Metafilter: meaninglessly intelligible
Metafilter: had a short shelf life.
Metafilter: I once made a jokey comment that I thought was hilarious (and it was).
MetaFilter: Would maybe not be 100% but would be sane, if everything else were a solved problem.
Metafilter: Taz needs coffee.
MetaFilter: The Reddit Sideblog
Metafilter: Panning the open sewer for gold.
Metafilter: xxx"
metafilter: ___" trope. i don't believe there is anything to explain, though, and no right way.
Metafilter: xxx is the lazy porn parody
Metafilter: a recurring phrase or strange phrase
Metafilter: Or, you know, whatever.
Metafilter: describes the site.
Metafilter: lol butts
MetaFilter:WhateverTF
Metafilter: X"
Metafilter: where navel gazing is given far too many processor cycles
Metafilter: I've been amused by a gag
Metafilter: Metaf OUT OF MEMORY
Metafilter: TWF!
Metafilter: Community weblog
Metafilter: You did it wrong.
Metafilter: I for one welcome our new pancake beanplaters.
MetaFilter: a gag I've seen a few posters use
Metafilter: Schr�dinger's baby
Metafilter: STACK OVERFLOW
MetaFilter: link/splain
Metafilter: things now. We need a verb for this, before I start. How about "Metacolon" which sounds sort of like "megacolon" but better. I'm totally gonna metacolon this mofo.
Metafilter: it's what's for dinner.
Metafilter: the other white meat.
Metafilter: enlarged to show texture.
Metafilter: contents may settle during shipping.
Metafilter: serving suggestion.
Metafilter: no purchase necessary.
Metafilter: it can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It will stop at nothing until you eat your plate of beans. Or whatever Reese said.
Metafilter: Metafilter.jpg.gif
Metafilter: I got problems, now everybody on my block got 'em.
Metafilter: we put the "bitch" in obituary.
Metafilter: a "mainstream" news source
Metafilter: skews toward the unemployed
MetaFilter: I took my life in my hands and tried it
Metafilter:
Metafilter: I liked it better when it was Joe Canada.
Metafilter: We're all in this together".
Metafilter: the Plastic that is OK to like."
MetaFilter: I love talking about myself.
Metafilter: X"
Metafilter: xxx" ?
Metafilter: the plastic.com it's OK to like
Metafilter: press studs
Metafilter: Fark
Metafilter: using causes an emergent phenomenon
Metafilter: Meat filter
Metafilter: Alter if met
Metafilter: Trite flame
Metafilter: Matter file
Metafilter: Team lifter
Metafilter: Matt relief
Metafilter: Matt elf ire
Metafilter: Matt refile
Metafilter: Fear el Mitt (I love this one)
Metafilter: A Collection of Taglines
MetaFilter: Team Trifle. (Or Meat Trifle, if you prefer).
MetaFilter: I Heart Favorites!
Metafilter: tagline" comments would definitely be deleted.
Metafilter: tagline" comments would definitely be deleted.
Metafilter: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Metafilter: Mostly srs bsns
Metafilter: Sport of Spforza
Metafilter: where navel gazing is given far too many processor cycles
Metafilter: putting the "sexy" in "dyslexia"
Metafilter: HURF DURF beanplate eaters
MetaFilter: ____ joke. But I do remember how nervous I was.
Metafilter: where I asked about this before.
METAFILTER: IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE
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Metafilter: a surprising gaff
Metafilter: How do you do that thing with the other thing in the thread that does that thing.
Metafilter: Thanks for the condescension
Metafilter: more equal than others
Metafilter: My wiki-search-fu was not such that I could find out.
Metafilter: Insert clever tagline here.
Metafilter: plateofbeans
Metafilter: a bunch of people farting angrily in a cycle of escalation.
Metafilter: There's sort of a narrative arc here.
Metafilter: Oh, how about that? I guess there's a character limit.
MetaFilter: People become infuriated, emails and flags are flying, Metatalk threads are opened, people close their accounts, grudges are formed
Metafilter: better fucking conversation
Metafilter: better fucking conversation
MetaFilter: It's not racquetball.
MetaFilter: It's not racquetball.
Metafilter: trying to find a way to soften the, um, dick.
Metafilter: you're realizing your assumptions in the past don't match your current needs about privacy or compartmentalization.
Metafilter: Weighing merits of a deletion of your contribution, whether comment or FPP, are not at the whim of a Democracy despite the accolades of meritocracy the favorites might imply.
Metafilter: So, I dunno.
Metafilter: I've achieved the opposite of my intent!
Metafilter: books, movie, sanfrancisco, wedding, food, sex?
Metafilter: your treo is old and dated, no one wants to have sex with you.
MetaFilter: There have of course been some blots on the record
Metafilter: lacuna matata.
MetaFilter: DURRRR I NEVER HEARD OF DIS THING HERES SOME WORDS ABOUT IT DURDYDURRDURR
MetaFilter: Fewer double-boner lookie-loos.
Metafilter: it creates chaos in the system no matter how much sense it may make within the context of the entity.
MetaFilter: the best when it comes to cat butt/juice/penis issues
Metafilter: the pristine oasis in a world of smudgy, circle-jerking Internet forums
Metafilter: the pristine oasis in a world of smudgy, circle-jerking Internet forums
Metafilter: the pristine oasis in a world of smudgy, circle-jerking Internet forums
MetaFilter: you folks are, as always, awesome sauce.
Metafilter: All told.
Metafilter: Don't ask me what that rambling bit has to do with Pepsi Holiday Spice.
Metafilter: the pristine oasis in a world of smudgy, circle-jerking Internet forums
metafilter: from sports, to music, to physics. Do you think we should only posts links to arxiv for new science news? Do you think we should limit discussion about israel and palestine to foreign relations majors or people who grew up on the levant? Like it or not, life calls upon us to make judgements upon topics which we are not experts on all the time. And legal news impacts us directly, and we can shape the way the law works through the voting booth. I don't want to rely on a priesthood of lawyers on metafilter to tell us what to think about every new court case.
MetaFilter: Least ye be.
Metafilter: proof once again that, as Samwise Gamgee once said, "there's still some good left in this world, and it's worth fighting for."
Metafilter: None other than Bart Cleveland
MetaFilter: A Message Group. (somebody had to do it...)
MetaFilter: Somebody had to do it...
Metafilter: this is how it is done.
Metafilter: Straw-man Godwin
Metafilter: THE SYSTEM WORKS PEOPLE.
Metafilter: a family reunion for some kind of emotionally stunted New England clan.
metafilter:_____ with a firey passion, but I'll forgive you just this once.
Metafilter: God knows I've used "assholes!"
Metafilter: This is one of the more popular discussion sites on the internet with international reach. It is really only limited by our reliance on the English language and whatever content filters the local Internet providers enforce. Posts here are anything but ephemeral. You can't edit or delete a post (even being able to retract a post and have it show up collapsed by default or struck through would be a huge improvement). Most participants probably leave the thread in the beginning or middle, few hang on until the end. There is no summary, there is no conclusion.
metafilter: SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DETAILS INSIDE SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DETAILS INSIDE SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DETAILS INSIDE (HAHAHA it's funny cause meme)
Metafilter: Like Soylent Green.
Metafilter: We do bras well.
Metafilter: all ponies and dead horses.
Metafilter: Jesus, you guys are all assholes to people
Metafilter: no Cherry Poptart or whatever in with the From Hell and all the rest.
metafilter: crazed shrieking nonsense
Metafilter: "Could we maybe try to be a little better . . . "
Metafilter: defined largely by their enthusiasm.
MetaFilter:
METAFILTER: We have trouble agreeing because we argue past each other, invoking different ethical frameworks and analogies and hypothetical cases. And we have biases,
MetaFilter: where the rubber of author intent meets the road of readability.
MetaFilter: sort of a fun, so I suggest people try it sometime.
Metafilter: started out fascinatingly and then devolved into the same old stuff from the usual suspects. But what can you do?
Metafilter: We've literalized the escape codes
Metafilter: The thing about fun is that not everybody has it the same way. And that is okay! It's okay to just not have fun with something and go do something else that is fun.
Metafilter: I don't get it either, but...
MetaFilter: I can't really say what those things are for various reasons, but trust me
Metafilter: preferable to the eaten kind
MetaFilter: seems like something that would be defined in the protocol
Metafilter: Where it is understood that homosexuality is obviously genetically determined but admitting an overwhelming preference to wrapping one's lips around the lilly-white labia of others also descended from northern Europeans is considered a moral failing that leaves middle-aged women revulsed and recoiling in horror at the thought they even interacted with you over the internet or, God forbid, even favorited something you wrote.
MetaFilter: I may be drunk, but that doesn't negate the fact that I urinated 3 feet from Warren Beatty.
MetaFilter: I may be drunk, but that doesn't negate the fact that I urinated 3 feet from Warren Beatty.
MetaFilter: It's the best website, man. The best.
Metafilter: bloodthirsty mobs.... of idiots.
MetaFilter: The difference is large enough to render the analogy obviously shitty.
MetaFilter: Fark or Plastic or whatever.
MetaFilter: Flag and Move On , with the blue logo at MeFi front page?
MetaFilter: Help maintain a healthy, respectful discussion.
MetaFilter: As useful as you make it.
MetaFilter: a nominally recreational situation that makes me unhappy
metafilter: the moderators are always right.
MetaFilter: wrong in kind of a fascinating way.
MetaFilter: Hippie Bath Day
Metafilter: Turd Incident
METAFILTER: we're not planning to beef up staffing to deal with a type of high-maintenance post that none of us particularly care for that isn't one of the core purposes of the site
MetaFilter: why am i still awake you are all terrible enablers
MetaFilter: What do I do when the admins here don't appreciate my extraordinary insight into human nature and they delete my valuable answers?”
Metafilter: The only work-related thing I have done so far today is show up.
Metafilter: The only work-related thing I have done so far today is show up.
Metafilter: suit pants inexplicably stored in the freezer.
MetaFilter: Thursday, July 19, 2012 5:22 PM Home FAQ Archives MeFi Wiki Tags Popular Best Of Search Random New Post My Profile Preferences Recent Activity Favorites
MetaFilter: community weblog
Metafilter: Let's collect a list of our favorite variants on, etc.
Metafilter: Let's not and say we did
Metafilter: Let's not and say we did
Metafilter: Let's not and say we did
Metafilter: Let's not and say we did, etc
Metafilter: Let's collect a list of our favorites
Metafilter: Our lamest and laziest and most over-repeated in-joke by far.
Metafilter: like a lobotomy with a humanities icepick.
MetaFilter: You paste the words from a comment that suprised you here.
Metafilter:Metafilter
Metafilter: _____________" joke. So anyone who has been here for awhile can sneer about, but we sort of have to lie in this bed we collectively made.
Metafilter: gags?"
Metafilter: gags?"
Metafilter: I recommend therapy.
MetaFilter: Spike that sonofabitch, collect your favorites and don't even ask if some of them are from people who use favorites to mark people for death!
Metafilter: Bring more ice.
Metafilter: we sort of have to lie in this bed we collectively made
MetaFilter: I don't care if I did it wrong.
Metafilter: Five dollars, same as in town.
Metafilter: How Mass Media Tries to Pass off Crap as News
Metafilter: sex crazed tribbles
MetaFilter: ruining humor with overexplanation since 2012.
Metafilter: posted by Meta Filter at 7:36 PM on July 19
Metafilter: $RECENT_COMMENT" tradition.
Metafilter: randomly judging people to bolster our own pitiful sense of self-worth.
Metafilter: I figure it's about the best thing on earth.
MetaFilter: Perfect explanation, and succinctly put!
Metafilter: Previously.
Metafilter: Go to a meetup.
METAFILTER: utterly fascinating and full of things i didn't know.
Metafilter: the thinnest vinegar of plausible humanness.
MetaFilter: More addictive than crack
Metafilter: gags?"
Metafilter: No.
Metafilter:______"s into one place, maybe into some sort of stadium or something...can we then open fire on them with machine guns? And bury them in mass graves? And pretend they never existed?
Metafilter: IANYL but DTMF. Also, IANYD but you probably shouldn't of eaten that while stuck in your room.
Metafilter: Can we open fire on them with machine guns? And bury them in mass graves? And pretend they never existed?
Metafilter: thatrelentlessworryingaboutwhatotherpeoplewhoseopinionsyoudon'tsharenornecessarilyvaluemightthinkofwhatyoujustpostedAndarguingaboutsame.
Metafilter: ...cats.
Metafilter: That's not Metafilter. That's just life.
Metafilter: In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity: Be it known to all, and every one whom it may concern, or to whom in any manner it may belong, That for many Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir'd up in the Roman Empire, which increas'd to such a degree, that not only all Germany, but also the neighbouring Kingdoms, and France particularly, have been involv'd in the Disorders of a long and cruel War, usw.
Metafilter: BlueBalls Boyzone.
Metafilter: jokes.
Metafilter: people who like/use it should be sent to reeducation camps
Metafilter: it is stupid to have a problem with that.
Metafilter: This isn't what Metatalk is for.
Metafilter: A "crowdsourced" work of art with no definite purpose or meaning combining disparate elements harvested from the Internet.
Metafilter: Everyone manages to be so remarkably full of themselves, while simultaneously being wrong and missing the point.
Metafilter: lunatics screaming stupid shit.
Metafilter: I'm glad others.
Metafilter: The butt jokes justify the anachronism.
Metafilter: keep typing whelk
MetaFilter: an MLM scheme where you go demonstrate car wax at Home Depot
MetaFilter: I'm not saying that people who like/use it should be sent to reeducation camps or anything...
Metafilter: so that's why my old comment is suddenly getting favorited again.
Metafilter: don't go rounding home until the boot is off
MetaFilter: I was under the impression they had gotten rid of it, on account of all the murders.
Metafilter: a hyperbolic and dramatic exaggeration that manufactures a caricature of its antithesis.
Metafilter: I didn't like it initially, but I forced myself to keep going. I didn't like the rest of it either.
Metafilter: Well put, weirdo.
MetaFilter: A completely irrelevant place to draw the line
Metafilter: the other 1 time it means 'kosher'
Metafilter: We don't really want your minority opinions around here". A minority opinion isn't inherently a wrong one, and holding it isn't the same as being a "troublemaker". And the crime of being passionate about the topic is selectively enforced; in these charged topic threads, everyone commenting is passionate and has it as their pet topic, else they wouldn't be there.
Metafilter: it is what it is.
Metafilter: Emails describing asshole-interfacing fantasies or something
Metafilter: News from other fronts of the global struggle.
Metafilter: talking about Lochte's butt.
MetaFilter: If you ever get lost, we'll be your Walter.
MetaFilter: No, you're missing the point.
Metafilter: Your reflexive hostility
MetaFilter: I'm working on this behind the scenes right now
Metafilter: " written vertically up the front pointing towards the wearer's head, so everything that comes out of their mouth automatically is turned into a Mefi tagline.
MetaFilter: Front: "Ask me, I'm a Metafiltrean!" Back: "But only once a week..."
Metafilter: waking up in unfamiliar places with a rash of vocabulary.
Metafilter: What, can you ever log out from here?
Metafilter: the weirdest kind of hangover.
MetaFilter: Front: "Ask me, I'm a Metafiltrean!" Back: "But only once a week..."
MetaFilter: refreshing breeze: cold beer.
Metafilter: It gets old really fast.
Metafilter: May cause triggers.
MetaFilter: CAPSLOCK IS HOW I'M FEELING ON THE INSIDE
Metafilter: Trigger Warning - Not a safe zone.
metafilter: a lot in the way of amorphous and mutable community standards.
Metafilter: We slithered and crawled over each other for a couple minutes until security showed up.
Metafilter: I am not sure he heard me over the revving of his penis but it certainly made me feel better.
Metafilter: Going totally sprawly-balls.
metafilter: i suck at leaving
MetaFilter: sounds stunty and reeks of people falling over themselves trying to sound clever.
Metafilter: reeks of people falling over themselves trying to sound clever.
Metafilter: Cats wedged in other places...
Metafilter: volunteer quasi-moderators with a far, far lower level of expected responsibilities and stuff
Metafilter: volunteer quasi-moderators with a far, far lower level of expected responsibilities and stuff
MetaFilter: I'm too lazy to peck out all the goddamned special characters to construct a proper link to the original thread like I'd normally do
MetaFilter: That's somebody else's dissertation
Metafilter: an excuse to bullshit on the topic
Metafilter: That sort of fell apart at the end.
Metafilter: Using a sockpuppet because Biden reads MeFi. OK, how do I say this? I've never done one of these before. So I was born in Hawaii [remainder of backstory moved to thread. -taz]
Metafilter: it's not you
Metafilter: It is you, not me.
Metafilter: best (babbies) of the web.
Metafilter: your demands are not really realistic and your premises are flawed.
Metafilter: Dude, you are being an obtuse fucknut.
MetaFilter: People love taking random out-of-context quotes
Metafilter: [catchy slogan]" comments.
Metafilter: Metafilter.
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Metafilter:X" reference is made, a site script sends the text to a dedicated Epson dot matrix printer. A child laborer removes the printout, places it into a glass cylinder, and deposits the cylinder into Metafilter's pneumatic tube network. The cylinder emerges in Nepal, where a priest removes the printout and deposits it in an IKEA file cabinet stored in an unnamed minor temple, alphabetized by the first character following the colon. Scanning and OCR-ing these records is discussed from time to time but never really gets off the ground.
Metafilter: discussed from time to time but never really gets off the ground
MetaFilter: HELP I AM TRAPPED IN THE MACHINE
MetaFilter: Imagine This Machine You Speak Of
Metafilter: Welcome To The Machine.
Metafilter: It Never Ends.
Metafilter: All The Things That Metafilter Is
MetaFilter: ___" joke is deposited, the stars will go out one by one.
Metafilter: the stars will go out one by one